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You're 666 years Old? Uh, yes, sir
There it is. We're gonna do Sting, yeah.
Okay, first of all, stop calling her my partner.
Well, if you think Michael Moore's possible homosexuality is newsworthy,
"Boy, it's so hot in here because we just bought that new wood stove and... "
F*CKIN THING SUCKS
Oh! That sounds important. Who is it?
No, I'm just joking. They were there, though.
Check it out, guys. New driver's license.
And this is the kitchen. We've got all kinds of snacks and cold drinks in here.
Michael Moore.
like I was when I played that dead body on Law & Order.
Put it on my bill.
Meg, your services will no longer be needed.
We are cooking. Cooking, cooking, cooking. Now, all right.
you're gonna be selling your soul.
- Wait, why does it say... - Yeah.
Ooh! How about a show about a bunch of disabled ducks,
But don't pretend you're doing it for her benefit.
and they do the bidding of the Republican Party! I mean,
Uh, yes sir
Rush Limbaugh?
Sorry, a lot of the children aren't here today
And gas prices have hit a 14-year high
Maybe one week he actually goes on vacation
- Aah! - Aah!
- And I just laid in dog poop. - That's not dog poop.
because their parents have the day off for Martin Luther King day.
- You're 61 years old? - Uh, yes, sir.
No no no let's watch spongebob 637pam created
No, we're gonna take good care of them.
- Yeah, maybe you're right. - She's the only woman around.