HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Mine's broken already.
day with Sideshow Mel.
What's wrong, honey?
Oh, go to Hell.
¶ ¶
Homer? Nah, sorry, Midge.
Watch me. With one hand, you can lead a woman.
Ooh. (whimpering): God forgive me.
I know. The watercooler.
(jazz riff playing)
What with the downloading and the streaming,
I want to ask you one favor,
I know I'm not perfect.
Hmm. I have disappointed Marge with my dancing in the past.
He told me he's been there every night.
I won't even mind watching it again with...
#ξ #τ #γ #χ
Do you know what she watches incessantly
and over here we have contestant number 6.... well i'll just be told something and get upset!
(panting heavily)
BART: Now, to take out these two losers in two seconds.
(shouting)
I finally learn how little I mean to you.
¶ What's your name? ¶
-What's my name? -Homer.
And the other two get the worst kind of squat: diddly.
-Check. -I made a welcome wagon basket
(giggles) Cha-cha-cha!
Selma gets the S's.
At my last wedding I wrote "I do"
but I promise I will not watch our show without you.
11 x 881 = 9691
Marriage over.
¶ Hallelujah ¶
for our new neighbors from Eastern Europe.
-(music stops) -Okay, here's the first thing:
and I can't take it.
-'Cause he ain't been around since, like, 720 BC. -(groans)