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(whimpering)
of ice coming from my frozen soul.
Why Stephen King?
HOMER: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Another night at Moe's?
Thank you, Homie.
Homer, will you read my Odder Stuff fan fiction?
Accept the invite, stay the night.
Easy-peasy. "P" for salt, "S" for pepper.
Aw.
-I know. -...set in the '80s.
Too depressing.
Marge, I am sorry.
(moaning)
("The Blue Danube" playing)
Dad, it's just an expression.
all the hot sexy foreign porno is now available on dieter+ so you could fuck yourself with a tiny or giant dildo to them at any time you want
(sobbing)
-¶ My dear ¶ -Oh...
(dial tone)
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? joshua williams.
Aw, you love her, too.
I waited for Lenny before I watched.
To dance.
Eh, he's got a low fence.
who's filling in for sarah osada? nadia amelia.
Alf, Roseanne, Moonlighting, The Cosby Show--
Homer, sorry to blow my own horn...
I don't know. Why am I wasting my time with this kid?
(bubbling)
...with a Post-it on it. (grunts)
¶ ¶
Uh, it seems like you did know how to tell me that.
Mom and Dad romantically in love.
(groans)
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