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have been getting squeezed tighter and tighter...

Oh, shit. We got a gas alarm.

I don't know. But I don't think so.

- Pressure warning... - Duck, you okay?

- Bring us back slow. - Okay.

I just had the craziest dream.

When I was potty trained, I was taught to flush,

Okay, I'm watchin' our roughnecks.

Hey, fellas, I'm tellin' ya, it's gonna be a full-on shit storm once Mr...

- How'd the positive test go? - Positive test went well.

- It was a hostile rabbit. - Okay.

'Cause you're not supposed to know anything about that.

Stay to the wall! Hey! Stay to the wall!

The general alarm is set up

Shelly heard people were jumping off the rig.

Mr. Williams, please rise.

followed by a second explosion on the starboard side.

All right, we're in.

Vidrine ran it by me. This... This comes from Vidrine.

This platform's about 20 miles south of Grand Isle, Louisiana.

Mayday! This is Deepwater Horizon. We are in a...

- Where you flying out to? - Deepwater Horizon.

of a fire on an oil rig. That's about all I can say.

Afraid to make it work at every turn.

Hey, Mr. Jimmy.

We need assistance immediately.

It's Mr. Jimmy.

She put a whoop ass on Maggie and her penguin.

- Versus Saban? - Hey, just 'cause we win...

That's when all the lame-o's show up all happy like they did something.

Thank you. Gentlemen, you couldn't perhaps enlighten me

- See ya in three weeks. - Okay. In three weeks.

I only have four left, Captain.

- You get a fossil. - There should be rules.

till I don't feel like poppin' somebody in the mouth.

Yes, sir. Almost ten percent of all the machinery aboard.

- A what? - Cement job.

Buy gas to go to work to buy gas to go back to work.

- Help! - Mr. Jimmy!

I'll tell you what we gonna do now.

Son of a bitch!

We need to get up higher.

- What the heck? - Damn!

to inform the entire rig of, number one, fire,

- Walk with me, Mike. - Where we headed?

Calm down. Did anybody see Mr. Jimmy?

Permission granted, 2 Bravo Gulf.

Good idea. Shit.

Shit, Jimmy, I just drive the boat, man.

- Somebody's gotta talk to Vidrine. - What? Are you finished?

Have a wonderful day, sir.

You cannot have 1,395 pounds

All right, have a wonderful day, Mike.

That's the biggest dang kick l ever seen.

There's people jumpin' in the water.

That is a genuine dinosaur tooth.

Aw, baby! Let's pump up all this mud!

Well, as you know, we... We a little behind.

bites down on us as hard as he can, so we can rip his ass out of that hole.

Found him here like this.

- You need to hit the EDS. - We don't have the authority.

We need to restore power up here.

We gonna properly secure this well

- Gonna be a long one, huh? - Get some ice cream, Mike.

We need to go from Macondo to Kaskida by May 16th.

- Pretty good, huh? - Very nice, thank you.

I'm sorry. What are you doing?

Bob did you floss?

- First engine start. - Locked.

- Ken, you all right? - The derrick's gonna fall on us!