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Not much more than I'd expect on wellhead of this age.
Got that sledge, Hollywood?
Shit, his bone's caught on the metal.
They're shuttin' it down. They must not be likin' somethin' up there.
Well, Captain, I gave it up several months ago.
There was no cement bond log.
Boys, you got a whole mess of drilling mud on your boots out there? No?
"All of a sudden."
- so help you God? - Yes, sir.
Do I look like fuckin' Santa Claus.
ETA to location, '25 minutes. Silence imposed on this frequency.
Hey, Jason, are you seein' this?
It is a pocket of pressure,
- Damn. - Holy shit!
That's Super Tuscan, yeah?
I'm opening the annular. Let's hope that monster ain't awake.
But you see, in point of fact, they all kind of interconnected.
We're the explorers.
You're gonna need to use 'em. We gotta get to the lifeboats.
- Loud. - Will you sit down, please?
- Who's that again? - Oh, cut the shit, man.
- Yeah. - Go to the lifeboats.
That's why we a $186 billion company.
- The well is blowing out. - What?
Auxiliary draw-works control. Salt water service pumps.
Go, go, go!
there was this...
I got one. Watch out!
Look out!
And the goddamn phones still don't work, Mike.
- He ain't call me. - We win the war here
Initiating kill line pressure test.
Wanna make a bet we're at the same spot next hitch?
43 days? 44 days?
- What are you talking about? - I just...
I thank you for your time.
And then it would mimic everything I was doing.
No.
is when he stops bitching.
Just was lookin' to come by and visit with ya for a minute.
They sent 'em home without doin' shit, now we goin' after BP.
- Shit, I got hammer, screwdriver. - Excellent.
of pressure per square inch, enough to cut your car in half,
My son.
Kaluza and I have talked about this drill pipe,
- Did he get off the rig? - I don't know.
You're supposed to just think babies are cute.
Come on.
Come on.
Kuchta, can you help me?
They're trapped. Ornery.
- All right. - BOP's not responding.
- Purple? - More magenta.
This is the last for Lifeboat 1, guys!
who was Andrea, the dynamic position operator.
Now, the way we gonna find out
2 Bravo Gulf, permission to land,
Nervous as cats. Cats ain't scared.
Is that a tooth?
Gentlemen, I hate to say this, but that is a bad test.
You don't wanna know if that cement job
You touch my shit???
wave and say, See you at Tuscaloosa.
- Shoulda' listened to my mom. - Yeah, you shoulda'.
Same shit. Well from Hell.
Congratulations. Good test.
You know what? I'ma do whatever you do.
Okay, an oil rig on fire. About 48 nautical miles south of Venice?
- Lower the boat! - Let's go!
Lot of movin' parts. Millions of movin' parts.
Gonna miss that mouth.
Oh, my God.
Gettin' any power?
Look at me, don't look down, look at me.
Same one goes off every time.
Piece of shit.
What is the Bankston doin' here?
Me and you.
We gonna run that negative pressure test again.
- Goddamn it. - Blue screen 0' death again.
So after explosion, I call the rig floor.
We got a lotta pipe to pull if we're gonna get out of here tonight.
- Yes, sir. -Thank you, sir.
We are ready.
Oh, rescheduled.
Oh, there we go. There we go!
Bypass ain't workin'!
They left us!
I'll see you soon, okay?
No, we're good. Annular took care of it.
And you.
You know what I'm gonna do for you, young lady?
That comment will be noted.
- 390, Mr. Jimmy. - Three hundred and ninety?
I gotta stop it or it's gonna kill us all.
Roy! Sayin' we like you went to 'Bama?
There's something off with it.
Blowout Preventer.
Uh-uh. Hope ain't a tactic, Don.
Get in! Get in!