Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not gonna be able to hold the rig in place.

Everything but the toilets, huh?

- Lifeboat 1, come on! - Easy, easy, easy!

you're about to give is the truth, the whole truth

Oh, oh, oh. Sweat pants, Bud Light Lime, DVR time.

Come here, boy.

Not on the drill pipe.

There... On the Deepwater Horizon ?

We need to disconnect, Mike.

I'm upping it from 600 horsepower to 1,200 horsepower.

This way! This way!

Good morning, Mr. Jimmy.

Wind is calm. 2-1 is in use. Altimeter 2997.

When people mess with MY cart

- Duck, close the second annular! - Annular failure.

What were you gonna do with your bonus, Mike?

- Jumpers? You gettin' this? - We have jumpers?

- Where're you goin'? -l dunno.

on this cement log situation, could ya?

He says it's a bladder effect.

It's 43 days behind. Not 50. Simple mathematics.

That's a confusing result, I'll give you that.

What the hell are you doing? Did I ask you to call a Mayday?

I was a lot better couple hours ago.

Come on, you been rehearsin' for weeks.

Roger. Got everyone.

- It's comin' down! - Get on the boat now!

Hey! Dial tone! Day's lookin' up.

Well from Hell's done, boys.

- I need help in here. - It's Wyman!

Okay, guys, good test.

- Skip, are we done here? - You gotta talk to Vidrine.

And I got me a little, uh, Sensenich prop off that Super Cub.

We should've seen some mud.

That is determination. That is intensity. Drive!

Coast Guard District 8 Command Center, this is Lieutenant Degan speaking.

or with the sensor giving us a false reading.

Another. Another negative pressure test.

Sir, I'm not exactly sure,

Where is my son?

- Mr. Jimmy, Mr. Jimmy... - Speech.

So if you off, it's off. Then I'm off.

I'm gonna get you up. All right?

I'm gonna fix it as soon as I get home, don't worry.

All right, get the hell out of here.

This is Damon Bankston to Coast Guard Rescue.

- Oh, shit! Shit! - Put it out!

Water's on fire.

There are no errors logged...

I'm just saying.

they don't have to pump anything, remember?

It was like a two-legged rabbit and...

Please, be seated.

Y'all Nervous as cats

I ain't sayin' nothin'.

We gonna run the negative pressure test, before we do anything else.

- And smooth it out. All right? - Okay, okay.

Made the exhaust smell like gas right out of the pump.

Babe, the only time you start worrying about a Marine

I got... What-- what happened?

- Dig a pool. You? - Fix my car.

We just saw a huge explosion.

BP picked this spot to drill, Bob. Consequences of that's on you guys.

Tell Daddy what Maggie's dad did.

You ain't pushin' it.

I know you guys are swamped and you didn't have to.

It's Pump 2! Bleed it! Bleed it!

- Hey, you guys finished? - I don't know what to tell you, Mike.

But I assume it's got somethin' to do with...

- Why's the... - You don't know shit!

- Why's that? - I was asleep.

Can't run a cement log.

He's seen three people jump into the water.

There are no errors logged... Everything must be working fine!

Let's just get a... a quick pic.

Smoke alarms in the galley.

We have an incident on the Deepwater Horizon.

- All right, we gotta... - Shit's on fire everywhere.

My thrusters are running away from me.

Attention on the rig. Pressure tests were good.

Who's coordinating the air assets out there?

- Okay, so... This rig is broke? - I didn't say that.

- No. - Andrea, get my hands on the EDS.