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Do you solemnly swear that the testimony
I got a 20 barrel increase in active pits and increase in flow.
- Vinyl top. - What's up with it?
Pressure alert.
- What do you know? - I know we're done.
before they could do their job,
But we 50 days late.
My wife's name is Felicia.
Oh, my God.
- You smell gas when it's not running? - No. So it's not a leak in the tank.
Higher than I can even describe it.
I just lost four thrusters on the port side.
- Is it already finished? - Mike, how you been?
Roger that. Beginning actuation.
So my dad and his friends find the oil.
- Don't use my lines. - I just did.
Easy.
Jesus.
He works on a drilling rig that pumps oil out from underneath the ocean.
Nine hundred.
You all got the paraphernalia.
Get ready to cut that pipe.
Donald Clark, are you here?
- What? - Yeah, a whole buncha people.
Come to me, baby. Come to me, baby. Come on.
'cause they're-- they're flyin' away.
I'm crankin' as hard as I can!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit.
Yeah, I do, and I still can't believe that thing's a boat.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon, over.
I was thinking it was maybe fouled plugs.
It's still burning, Mr. Jimmy. We gotta go.
You gotta be shittin' me.
Oh shit! Caleb, clear the floor!
Just like that.
Gonna stick to the north side of this so far.
- You ready'? - Ready?
Because that oil wants to come rushing up naturally...
What the hell's goin' on here?
- Albers, Shane! - Here!
Whose fault was that?
Yes, we are.
Thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven.
Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon.
Vidrine?
Iron roughneck. Top drive rack back system.
Yep, 65 pounds.
Shit!
Room for a couple more. Get in!
Get me a six pack a beer and a steak in my ass.
- Duck, cut the pipe! - Okay.
- Zero flow, correct? - That's correct. No flow.
What the hell? Shit.
I think you all tryin' to run out of fuel as the wheels touch down.
All stop.
Just the opinion of the little guy.
All right, gentlemen.
That's when I heard the hissing noise.
Dale, the boat's leaving!
and I'm just now findin' out about it?
It's April 20th today. 43 days. Yup.
So you want the 30, the 60,
- Huh? - My little brother.
That is the good part! Money!
How do you compete with a penguin?
- Why can't you tell me that? - I just can't tell ya.
Asking God to tell my wife and little girl
I don't know what to tell you, Mr. Jimmy.
Did you go to LSU?
Morning, Pete.
Happy to see me?
Adam! Shane! Get down to the Mud Room now!
It is still burning.
There's too much fire. We can't jump from here.
I went over to the PA and made the last announcement
Master of the Deck, prepare to take on heavy mud.
I wanna be able to hold it up and say, My daddy tames the dinosaurs.
- Come on! - All right.
- Bob? - Agreed.
How you doin', Mike? Shit.
- I know it, I know it. - I'm coming with you.
And?
Bladder effect.
Almighty dollar.
We're holding at 1395, Mr. Jimmy. That's a lot of pressure.
Proceed to your assigned lifeboat.
like the mean old dinosaurs all that oil used to be.
and see what he's doin' and why.
Come here. Rattle this shit off to me.