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Shit!
I went over to the PA and made the last announcement
Listen to me. Listen to me.
'cause they're-- they're flyin' away.
Roger that. Beginning actuation.
You all got the paraphernalia.
Morning, Pete.
I don't know what to tell you, Mr. Jimmy.
All stop.
We're holding at 1395, Mr. Jimmy. That's a lot of pressure.
Proceed to your assigned lifeboat.
Gonna stick to the north side of this so far.
Whose fault was that?
and I'm just now findin' out about it?
That is the good part! Money!
So my dad and his friends find the oil.
Just the opinion of the little guy.
- Zero flow, correct? - That's correct. No flow.
Come to me, baby. Come to me, baby. Come on.
- You smell gas when it's not running? - No. So it's not a leak in the tank.
How you doin', Mike? Shit.
What the hell's goin' on here?
Get ready to cut that pipe.
- Bob? - Agreed.
- Duck, cut the pipe! - Okay.
Easy.
- I know it, I know it. - I'm coming with you.
- Come on! - All right.
Vidrine?
Come here. Rattle this shit off to me.
Iron roughneck. Top drive rack back system.
I was thinking it was maybe fouled plugs.
- What? - Yeah, a whole buncha people.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit.
Thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven.
Oh shit! Caleb, clear the floor!
Just like that.
I'm crankin' as hard as I can!
Donald Clark, are you here?
All right, gentlemen.
Almighty dollar.
- You ready'? - Ready?
But we 50 days late.
That's when I heard the hissing noise.
Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon, over.
Yep, 65 pounds.
- Why can't you tell me that? - I just can't tell ya.
- Vinyl top. - What's up with it?
Happy to see me?
My wife's name is Felicia.
He works on a drilling rig that pumps oil out from underneath the ocean.
I got a 20 barrel increase in active pits and increase in flow.
Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon.
There's too much fire. We can't jump from here.
Pressure alert.
- Albers, Shane! - Here!
and see what he's doin' and why.
like the mean old dinosaurs all that oil used to be.
Room for a couple more. Get in!
Oh, my God.
It is still burning.
Do you solemnly swear that the testimony
Because that oil wants to come rushing up naturally...
I wanna be able to hold it up and say, My daddy tames the dinosaurs.
- Huh? - My little brother.
- What do you know? - I know we're done.
Yes, we are.
Higher than I can even describe it.
I just lost four thrusters on the port side.
I think you all tryin' to run out of fuel as the wheels touch down.
Dale, the boat's leaving!
What the hell? Shit.
Jesus.
So you want the 30, the 60,
Nine hundred.
It's still burning, Mr. Jimmy. We gotta go.
It's April 20th today. 43 days. Yup.
Asking God to tell my wife and little girl
Yeah, I do, and I still can't believe that thing's a boat.
before they could do their job,
Master of the Deck, prepare to take on heavy mud.
Adam! Shane! Get down to the Mud Room now!
- Don't use my lines. - I just did.
- Is it already finished? - Mike, how you been?
You gotta be shittin' me.
And?
Get me a six pack a beer and a steak in my ass.
How do you compete with a penguin?
Bladder effect.
Did you go to LSU?