Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not enough for the car, yeah.

We're trying to meet them, but nobody can come up with any good lines.

Yeah, now, then you say, Groovy, yeah.

when i get to work

Dammit Marty! This will not look good on a resumé!

Oh, Mr. Cronauer, we say thank you for your fine teaching about softball.

Well, then I guess that would make you an Eydie Gorme.

- Where's that? - The noodles, remember?

and should describe the contents of your duffel.

And don't say that the weather is the same all the time here,

That's wonderful.

Pick them up by their ears, it doesn't hurt them as much.

I'm interested in the girl, not in you playing Dear Abby.

Sir! Sir, we have to get some dignity here.

[NORMAL] Tell me what it feels like. [SOLDIER] Fool, it's hot.

sir, in my heart I know I'm punny

- I can't, I gotta be back on the air... - You have to meet her today.

Stevie Brass in WNSK Radio! PREPARE TO POLKA, KIDS!!!

I got people stuck in places they haven't even considered how to get out of yet.

They spilled something on your pants, what would you do?

You know, he's really funny. You know, he's like a Marx brother.

- You gotta tell me where your brother is. - I don't know.

Greetings and salutations to any and all servicemen in the area

- Where do you imagine you're going? - Just gonna get a little something to eat.

He's left Crete. He's entered the demilitarised zone.

I'm gonna give you the old chuck on the shoulder now.

[AS MICK JAGGER] All right.

Also Elizab... Queen Elizabeth, Liz...

Stamp collections, pulling chickweed from my dad's dichondra plants.

[SOLDIER] I'm with somebody. Don't come bother me right now.

[SCREAMS THEN SPEAKS GI BBERISH]

And then try and take her into a bed.

Oh, she pour nuoc mam noodle soup with fish ball.

I work for a living, airman.

[HUMS THE TWILIGHT ZONE THEME SONG]

I damn near busted a gut laughing at him. And the troops, they love him.

(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see skies of blue ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see skies of blue ♪

Bob likes a big room, sir.

So many things not happen the way you want them.

A little dignity!

Patrick O'Ma... O'Malley.

General likes easy listening. I have to inform you...

Military intelligence? There's a contradiction in terms.

- I hope... - You shut your fucking hole.

I'm... She's getting away. Edward, get the jeep, get the jeep.

That's pretty much to the point, sir. Not much grey area in this one.

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING IN DISTANCE]

- Really? - Yeah.

[AS FRENCHY] Oh, Lieutenant Steve.

- Three, four. - The left, left, left, right, right, right.

Not official news. Far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen.

A woman by the river going,

[MIMICS TELETYPE MACHINE]

Whoa, there, Dick, put the brakes on.

[SLOWLY] I heard that.

You're a very attractive man, Abersold. Don't think I haven't noticed.

These three were executed shortly after this photo was taken.

And my older brother, who be 29 years old, he dead.

I got something I gotta do.

and some sort of social infection that doesn't go away.

First thing I'd like to know is what subject this is.

He's not out till you have both halves of the ball.

I don't think you understand me, Sparky. Ahem.

There it is, man, yo!

who's in charge of orientation and billeting of enlisted personnel

Sergeant major.

There is no such thing as only anymore. Not now, not in Saigon.

[AS ELMER FUDD] Thank you, America. It was fun being president.

But I warn you, you not like it when you get there.

He was quoted as saying,

Okay, sir, thank you.

So without further ado, here's a farewell extravaganza.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi. What's your name?

Hello, Vietnam, and greetings.

will resume as scheduled at the Ban Mi Thout Park,

[SINGING BEACH BLANKET BINGO]

You don't really need me You just keep me steaming on

If someone in America comes up and says,

Reinstate the man.

SLOAN: Last time, in our last class, we read Chapter 3.

Would you kindly lower your tone, please?

Oh, sir, Walter Cronkite lives in New Jersey.

(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The dark sacred night ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The dark sacred night ♪

[DREIWITZ AS HAUK] And if you do...

Adrian Cronauer, Gls, a wacky and welcome addition...

You're not gonna continue this broadcast, are you, sir?

- How the hell you find us, Sparky? - Your jeep.

I guess I get inside, hit these air conditioners. I get a little dizzy.

Slip me some skin, don't be afraid.

Moving on, moving on into the dawn with the dawn-busters, yeah.

I don't know what to say.

Hey, we got a great show coming your way today.

Yes, come, we go.

Well, wait till you hear it. He's this far from sincerity.

I'm certain that I'm a Catholic boy, and I don't know when I'll be getting laid.

My boyfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble.

How I’m feeling today

- Specific introductions.

Sir? Do you see anything on this profile indicating an officer?

- Mr. Cronauer, I must... - Oh, Minh, not now.

[I GET AROUND PLAYING ON RADIO]

[SLOWLY] We found out that we can't find them. They're out there,

Oh, no, follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] What is this demilitarised zone?

to make every effort to dry them out in the sun before requesting new ones.

Коли в вас на роботі завал а ти запізнився на 2 години

LEVITAN [ON RADIO]: This is AFRS, Radio Saigon.

- Programming taste. - Programming taste.

- Get a job. - Get a job, again.

[WOMAN, SCRAT, AND SQUIRRELS SCREAMING]

Everybody say gook, but it's all right.

For those of you recovering from a hangover, that's gonna sound just right.

Wait a minute, try this one, try this one.

SOLDIERS: All right!

- I know it sounds dumb. - I not can do this, Cronauer.

Good Morning Roz!

I know Americans.

The weather forecast on Radio Studio West

I've been on a Greek island with women who look like Zorba.

We have to go to Washington to Weather Central to Walter Cronkite.

I guess that beach movie really impressed her, huh?

United States Air Force. The hat does give you away.

DREIWITZ: Please welcome to the microphone, the lieutenant of laughs,

From England, today, Princess Margaret threw a shoe.

if you're going to be dressing in civilian clothes, don't forget pumps.

The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today.

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

straight to hell

- And you have to get on the air. - Oh.

Your friend is next.

- Give me your hand. - Thank you.