Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Feels like the Mouseketeers show. Annette, Cubby, Roy.

And two men whose identities are still not known were unofficially dead.

did you hear? they're onto that art gallery! be quiet! no you be quiet! wake up and smell the corruption that lying bastard you love is gonna bring you me daddy and all of us down!

and try and cook him down, maybe a little barbecue.

You stay out of my way, there'll be no problem.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I got something here for you.

Look at this thing. This is going like, Yeah, check it out.

who would be sympathetic to a serviceman with links to terrorists.

Were you born on the sun? it's damn hot

She want to meet you today. She's not far from here.

- Where you from? SOLDIER 8: Boston.

I know about the bombings, Sparky.

(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see friends shaking hands ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see friends shaking hands ♪

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM

NIXON [OVER RADIO]: There is no place for neutrality

It was a pleasure making your acquaintance, sir.

Let's be friends, okay? Come on.

(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see them bloom ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see them bloom ♪

You Don't Know Whether You're Shot, Fucked, Powder-Burned Or Snakebit.

He says he wants to buy naked photographs of the actor.

Goooooooooood morning Viet Nan

I see your point.

Hey, it's another delightful day here in vacation land.

Hello, campers. Remember, Monday is malaria day.

Good morning, Twitter family!

Remember, this is the Vietnamese word Con Dum.

You not understand, you not.

[CRONAUER LAUGHS]

CRONAUER: You can't just leave them. - This boy's gone, soldier.

If you wanna blend into a crowd of drunken Greeks, there's nothing better.

Good Morning Vietnam

[SINGS WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD]

CRONAUER: Merry Christmas. McPHERSON: Bingo.

The men want him back. I want him back.

If you wanna continue to have a brother, you take me to him now!

Well, Hauk can do it, sir, till I find a replacement.

I don't know what that means.

- I'll buy you some lunch. - Can't let you do that.

I don't know. I'm just so happy.

Well, didn't somebody wearing my uniform

Right now, it's once again time for the King Kong of Saigon,

He's also one of your roommates, so if I were you, I'd think about suicide.

Gooooooood morrrrning Lithuania!

Surely, you're familiar with that incident.

operates libraries at six locations in the Republic of Vietnam.

What will I do without you, sir?

And we wish you good luck and success.

the Department of Defence wants final say.

Those personnel with lost bag...

Hey, let me ask you a question. What is the appeal of Joey Bishop?

That last two seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest single:

Thank you, lieutenant.

Every time i comment

I know you very nice.

- Jimmy Wilkes. CRONAUER: Wilkes.

You're among the little people now.

TAYLOR: Cronauer. - Sir.

I've... I'll never have them.

That's some heavy shit going down, baby.

CRONAUER [YELLS ON RADIO]: Good morning, Vietnam.

- Get him out of there. - Three men were unofficially wounded.

CRONAUER: Very good. All right, now. All right, let's recap now, okay.

GARLICK: Don't worry, it'll go great. This way, sir.

- It impossible. CRONAUER: Let's stop with that.

- What are you gonna do? - I don't know.

My brother, okay, friends, but Vietnam ladies, not friends.

You got a window? open it.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Speaking of things controversial,

CRONAUER: Ten, 15 miles?

We can't afford the teletype.

[BICYCLE HORN HONKS]

The bill basically said that his daughters

CRONAUER [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Here's a coincidence:

MAN 1: Hey, hey, man, hey! MAN 2: Get him.

You're going to Guam.

Yeah, and my mother is a werewolf, right?

- Otherwise, you miss your big chance. - I don't wanna miss my big chance.

[SINGING AS MUNCHKIN] We represent the ARVIN Army

[SENTRY SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE]

You fine. How you are?

It's dangerous out there.

[DREIWITZ LAUGHS]

Oh, two boys joined together.

SOLDIER 1: What the hell's the holdup? SOLDIER 2: Check it out.

hello my name is Robin Williams yuuy

- You must be nervous, sir, huh? - I'm not even in my body.

- No, and it doesn't look good, Jimmy. - He look good to me.

SERGEANT: Left, right!

[GAME OF LOVE PLAYING ON RADIO]

your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower

[MIMICS TELETYPE MACHINE]

[IN VIETNAMESE ACCENT] Lock 'n' loll, baby. Lock 'n' loll.

Roosevelt, how's it going?

Oh, bag it, bag it, Garlick.

Warner Bros. Pictures & Universal Pictures Presents

They play Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs.

and I consider him a good, close personal friend.

We ask people, are you the enemy? And if they say yes, we shoot them!

If this is legitimate, it must go through proper channels.

No, no. This is not comedy. Comedy is fun.

[CRONAUER SINGING RAWHIDE ON TAPE]

You're beginning to sound like a priest in a '40s movie.

and fire department responded at what's believed to be unofficial

I try to find Cronauer. He don't show up in class.

Good Morning, Caribbean!

TUAN: You wanting some?

GARLICK: That's another person, sir.

Those are gorgeous French-Vietnamese B-girls.

[SINGING AS DIANA ROSS] Set me free Why don't you, babe?

Pope actually found to be Jewish, Liberace is Anastasia,

He was a commander of an elite special forces unit.

who thought Hauk was visionary and interesting.

You think the teacher would be able to date her?

GOOOOOOD MORNING BRANDON!

Affirmative, sir.

Well, I'm actually giving you an order.

tomorrow at 1830 hours.