Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

GOOD MORNING JULIE COOPER!

Britain imposed an oil embargo on Rhodesia today

what the hell was that?

So nice, so good.

or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.

But if you toy with me,

I know we can't use the word dyke. You can't even say lesbian. It’s women in comfortable shoes

If you can't stop in and select your own books,

- and swap humourous stories for fun. CRONAUER: Yeah.

- Where is Cronauer? DREIWITZ: Still eating, sir.

[EFFEMINATELY] Thank you.

I n time, you will make me forget it.

CRONAUER: Shit. GARLICK: One more time.

Uh, Dick, I'm transferring you.

Actually, what I am, sir,

Good morning, Primary Care Social Work!

[EFFEMINATELY] Adrian, take care of yourself.

Here's a brief test of that jamming.

That love is here to stay

GOOD MORNING JULIE COOPER!

- and they have no purpose. - Oh, my God.

You understand me?

(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪

How am I gonna get to first base with this girl?

Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times because I thought you was a little crazy,

[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]

You want to see a movie or something?

Now, you get the hell out of here right now.

Cut that thing off. I said cut it off.

My country maybe no future.

Tuan is also known as Phan Duc Tho.

An Loc. And Cronauer would definitely be going along?

AFVN better than AFVD, which means you have to get a quick shot.

I'm waiting to die.

I am a lieutenant and I would like salutes occasionally.

I made a date with you and Trinh tomorrow.

SLOAN: What we're gonna talk about today is shopping.

Good Morning Okinawaaaaa

I'm gonna take myself out of the driver's seat,

Goooooooooooood Morning, Kamala!

Were you born on the sun? It's @#$# HOT!

No? Big men with moustaches named Mary who wear mascara.

- Would pussy or cunt be out of line? - Way, way, way out of line. Way, way, way out of line.

Da Nang Richard Blumenthal Lives in a Glass House & throws Stones

Just a moment, come on.

There she is again. How did she get ahead of us?

GARLICK: Give me your best shot. Lay something on me.

AFRS Radio is owned and operated by the United States government

Seeing as how the VP is such a VI P,

I can come up with alternatives other than Crete.

Sir, you heard from the men who don't like my humour,

Staggers the imagination.

but you're not crazy, you're mean.

This great, godly miracle of radio really gives me the opportunity

SERGEANT: Get him out of here.

Yeah, he's funny. I know funny and this guy is funny.

Well, you guys, you take care of yourselves.

Your friend is a VC terrorist.

- That's it. We're having a good time. MAN: All right!

he's disobeyed orders as to style and content.

Didn't we meet last year at the Feinman bar mitzvah?

GARLICK: You think we've reached Cambodia yet?

I want to show you something very nice.

The requests will be taken pretty soon. Requests?

What is a demilitarised zone? Sounds like something out of The Wizard of Oz.

Affirmative, sir. Good.

NIXON: They lack the physical strength.

My God, they're moving. I'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death.

Any girl who wants me this bad, I can't let her down.

I wanted to wait until the airman left to talk with you.

- Sir? - Edward.

How do you recognise an island?

Now funkify it. Give me some real funk.

What? That's it?

- Ten-hut. - At ease.

[TRUCK HORN HONKING]

You killing my own people so many miles from your home.

Basically Bill, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a waggon round up.

Trouble is actually my new middle name.

- What'd he say? TUAN: He say you drink too much already.

Me On the first day back to work

You know, this whole camouflage thing for me doesn't work very well.

We're obviously not in Cambodia.

One thing that didn't officially happen was a bomb didn't explode at 1430 hours,

It's 1629 hours here in Saigon

McPHERSON: It's... - Turn it off now.

CRONAUER: You all played a good game.

to be taped and broadcast within 12 hours of his arrival.

They have pictures of him. If they find him, they will shoot him.

[RAPIDLY] Let's get it up on 17, 18...

Can we try, My boyfriend's back? Anybody?

Your radio programme of personal beliefs.

SLOAN: I want to buy some butter and some cheese, please.

[GARLICK LAUGHS]

[AS GLINDA] Everybody, time to get up. Get up, wherever you are.

- Is it English? CRONAUER: Yes, it is.

And for trusting, you is the best of the gently of what you say

And I literally think that you owe it to all of them

Hey, nah, hey, nah, my boyfriend's back. Can we try that one?

Lieutenant Scheer asks those men with waterlogged mitts

[AS ED SULLIVAN] Let me introduce the members of the band.

We want Cronauer...

I’m waiting to die

Am I being fairly clear?

Let me make it up to you by buying a cup of coffee.

at 0600 hours and 1600 hours to hear that lunatic.

CRONAUER: Warm? No, this is a setting for London broil.

Military politics. Nothing personal. The men like him better than they do you.

[IN IRISH ACCENT] Patrick O... O'Malley.

- Nothing to discuss, she doesn't like me. - Yes, she do.

- All right. - Cool.

Help me get some photo of those ankle, I give you my bar.

I've been looking forward to meeting you. Listen, could you do me a favour?

CRONAUER: Are you always this happy?

I just came from Crete with women that look like Zorba.

there's gonna be Vietnamese speaking in choppy sentences.

Yo, GI! Hello, sailor, hello!

Thank you. Mm-mm.

I run the station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence.

- Guys, Tuan. - Have a seat, man.

Mission does involve... I think very appropriately.

He did a very off-colour parody of former VP Nixon.