Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That's it. We're having a good time. MAN: All right!

I made a date with you and Trinh tomorrow.

I'm waiting to die.

Hey, nah, hey, nah, my boyfriend's back. Can we try that one?

(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪

McPHERSON: It's... - Turn it off now.

I run the station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence.

And I literally think that you owe it to all of them

Were you born on the sun? It's @#$# HOT!

How do you recognise an island?

I n time, you will make me forget it.

I am a lieutenant and I would like salutes occasionally.

SLOAN: I want to buy some butter and some cheese, please.

What? That's it?

Seeing as how the VP is such a VI P,

Didn't we meet last year at the Feinman bar mitzvah?

GARLICK: Give me your best shot. Lay something on me.

Now funkify it. Give me some real funk.

And for trusting, you is the best of the gently of what you say

Basically Bill, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a waggon round up.

[AS GLINDA] Everybody, time to get up. Get up, wherever you are.

AFRS Radio is owned and operated by the United States government

We're obviously not in Cambodia.

CRONAUER: Shit. GARLICK: One more time.

Just a moment, come on.

- Where is Cronauer? DREIWITZ: Still eating, sir.

Me On the first day back to work

AFVN better than AFVD, which means you have to get a quick shot.

If you can't stop in and select your own books,

So nice, so good.

Here's a brief test of that jamming.

I want to show you something very nice.

I know we can't use the word dyke. You can't even say lesbian. It’s women in comfortable shoes

Da Nang Richard Blumenthal Lives in a Glass House & throws Stones

SERGEANT: Get him out of here.

SLOAN: What we're gonna talk about today is shopping.

Britain imposed an oil embargo on Rhodesia today

Trouble is actually my new middle name.

I just came from Crete with women that look like Zorba.

Your friend is a VC terrorist.

- Ten-hut. - At ease.

My God, they're moving. I'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death.

I can come up with alternatives other than Crete.

Military politics. Nothing personal. The men like him better than they do you.

I'm gonna take myself out of the driver's seat,

at 0600 hours and 1600 hours to hear that lunatic.

They have pictures of him. If they find him, they will shoot him.

There she is again. How did she get ahead of us?

Can we try, My boyfriend's back? Anybody?

or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.

You killing my own people so many miles from your home.

One thing that didn't officially happen was a bomb didn't explode at 1430 hours,

- Nothing to discuss, she doesn't like me. - Yes, she do.

How am I gonna get to first base with this girl?

Sir, you heard from the men who don't like my humour,

What is a demilitarised zone? Sounds like something out of The Wizard of Oz.

Am I being fairly clear?

Staggers the imagination.

Actually, what I am, sir,

Let me make it up to you by buying a cup of coffee.

to be taped and broadcast within 12 hours of his arrival.

GOOD MORNING JULIE COOPER!

Uh, Dick, I'm transferring you.

The requests will be taken pretty soon. Requests?

An Loc. And Cronauer would definitely be going along?

I've been looking forward to meeting you. Listen, could you do me a favour?

Well, you guys, you take care of yourselves.

Yeah, he's funny. I know funny and this guy is funny.

It's 1629 hours here in Saigon

he's disobeyed orders as to style and content.

Thank you. Mm-mm.

I wanted to wait until the airman left to talk with you.

But if you toy with me,

[EFFEMINATELY] Thank you.

but you're not crazy, you're mean.

I’m waiting to die

No? Big men with moustaches named Mary who wear mascara.

Good morning, Primary Care Social Work!

Any girl who wants me this bad, I can't let her down.

That love is here to stay

[GARLICK LAUGHS]

[AS ED SULLIVAN] Let me introduce the members of the band.

GOOD MORNING JULIE COOPER!

Now, you get the hell out of here right now.

We want Cronauer...

- Would pussy or cunt be out of line? - Way, way, way out of line. Way, way, way out of line.

[RAPIDLY] Let's get it up on 17, 18...

He did a very off-colour parody of former VP Nixon.

- What'd he say? TUAN: He say you drink too much already.

[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]

You want to see a movie or something?

[IN IRISH ACCENT] Patrick O... O'Malley.

Lieutenant Scheer asks those men with waterlogged mitts

Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times because I thought you was a little crazy,

You know, this whole camouflage thing for me doesn't work very well.

My country maybe no future.

This great, godly miracle of radio really gives me the opportunity

[TRUCK HORN HONKING]

- and swap humourous stories for fun. CRONAUER: Yeah.

NIXON: They lack the physical strength.

Your radio programme of personal beliefs.

- Sir? - Edward.

You understand me?

GARLICK: You think we've reached Cambodia yet?

- and they have no purpose. - Oh, my God.

Mission does involve... I think very appropriately.

Good Morning Okinawaaaaa

Affirmative, sir. Good.

Cut that thing off. I said cut it off.

- Guys, Tuan. - Have a seat, man.

CRONAUER: You all played a good game.

CRONAUER: Are you always this happy?

CRONAUER: Warm? No, this is a setting for London broil.

there's gonna be Vietnamese speaking in choppy sentences.

Goooooooooooood Morning, Kamala!

- All right. - Cool.

[EFFEMINATELY] Adrian, take care of yourself.

Help me get some photo of those ankle, I give you my bar.

what the hell was that?

Yo, GI! Hello, sailor, hello!

- Is it English? CRONAUER: Yes, it is.

Tuan is also known as Phan Duc Tho.