Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cretan camouflage.
I still can't believe she really wants to see me.
You Like It? I Got It In Hong Kong, Home Of The Shiny Green Suit.
[CHANTING IN DISTINCTLY]
And you're also very quiet.
My neighbour, dead. His wife, dead.
She's not for you.
- Earl, Earl, Earl. - That's Jimmy Wah, he owns the place.
I'm sorry. You look like Lynn's friend from Toledo.
and we're having a major difficulty in finding the enemy.
Can you tell us what you've found out about the enemy since you've been here?
Danang me!
- Yeah. You okay? - No.
Hey, this is not a test. This is rock 'n' roll.
LEVITAN: My name is Levitan. Can you say that?
Gooood Morning Charlotte/Triad!
How can you have the gall to compare the conflict here in Vietnam
You like it? I got it in Hong Kong, home of the shiny green suit.
You see? You don't trusting me.
What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?
Gentlemen, I don't know... Oh, my God, these lips.
I may go downtown, look for a Vietnamese man named Phil.
he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.
HELL NO TRUMP WASN'T ON THE RAID CADET BONE SPUR WAS ON THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE,, IDIOT!
Yeah, shit, I can't think of it. That's right.
Hey, Mr. O'Malley, O'Malley. You know, the Irish Dolby twins.
Now where do Cronauer go?
Pull up a floor here. Hi, Tuan, long time no see.
And this is just radio.
- I can confide you? - Sure.
[ALL CHEERING]
- Break the goddamn door down. CRONAUER: Police, ambulance
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Hi, have you seen my face?
You gotta prove something, knocking around Vietnamese kids?
- Sarcasm, sir. - Up in Bergen County.
And as far as polkas, they are a much maligned musical taste.
Thank you for silky smooth sound. Make me sound like Peggy Lee.
1 month to go Simone Sarah Hema Laurie on tour
GARLICK: This is a nightmare. CRONAUER: I don't know.
Check your settings you might have it on the wrong speed
Great and manifold are our blessings today.
Aha!
Look at this thing. A little Italian party favour there.
Sir, it's time to rise.
Yeah, that's right. The final Adrian Cronauer broadcast.
"Oh! You're going straight to Hell for that one!"
[YELLS] Good morning, Vietnam.
All of a sudden you...
- Sir. - Garlick.
[ALL LAUGH]
THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME
GWill34 You're pissing me off.
Great Britain recognised the island state of Singapore.
It's too dangerous staying here.
[SLOWLY] Nerve gas?
GARLICK: From a Marine in Da Nang:
People are depending on you.
Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy
[NORMAL] What's it gonna be like tonight? [SOLDIER] Hot and wet.
Still, it's better than New York in the summer.
DICKERSON: No, sir, frankly, I do not understand.
[WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD PLAYING ON RADIO]
[SIGHS]
and many, many more, but we need to hear your requests.
[SLOWLY] Well, we ask people, Are you the enemy?
It' s not just you...
- Guy Monaco.
SOLDIER 11: I like James Brown. - You like James Brown. Yes, sir.
CRONAUER: We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Sometimes your face look like a fish in the Gulf of Thailand.
[SCOFFS]
It is hazardous and has been for about 48 hours.
I just want you to know one thing,
It says... What sizes you got? You got large, medium and Caucasian.
[AS GOMER PYLE] Those girls are just so pretty.
Hey, I know it's not the morning, but that's my trademark
Sensational.
- See you later. - Mr. Cronauer, I really liking you.
Damn Hot
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪Saying, "How do you do?"♪
Perhaps you'd like to share it with the rest of us.
It's like, Wow, baby. I don't know what's going down.
They're waiting for enlightenment.
[RELATIVES SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE]
but watch the liberties you take.
- We haven't got the money, pal. - Anyway.
We no future together, Cronauer.
you have to kick out the Chinks, spics, spooks and kikes,
Okay. It's blocked in by a truck.
- No, she don't. - She do liking you.
What's up?
They'd never approve of that being released.
Terrorism's on the uprise in Saigon.
Whatever it is, i like it.
Sir? What about the show?
[SPEAKING BACKWARDS] Freddie is the devil. Freddie is the devil.
CRONAUER: Well, first thing, Garlick, is you gotta requisition a new name.
There's nothing I can do about that.
Major Kleiner requests that you do not describe your duffel as "all duffels look alike."
That is humor. I recognize that.
Seretse Khama becomes the first premier of Bechuanaland.
Hey, that wraps it up for me, Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
MP: If you attempt to deviate from the planned schedule,
[SLOWLY] No, it's not a problem. Everybody has it.
All the news that's new and approved by the U.S. Army,
provided you leave without incident.
Good morning, ROZ!!
GARLICK: I'll take care of it pronto, sir. - You could get in trouble for that.
What the hell is this?
Hmm.
Absolutely not.
- Thank you. - Thank you, thank you.
Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this.
And perhaps some night, we could maybe get together
No longer the case.
If someone is not telling the truth, you say that they are full of...
- You want Cronauer back on the air. - You want him back?
It's that hot. You know?
I don't like your style, your politics or your sense of humour.
- Come on. - I not like you, sir.
Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP
You want be my friend, you trusting me. You would eat it.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Leo, Leo.
Staggers the imagination
Okay, let's just play with the substitute, then, okay?
You come into my class, so maybe we like you.
She comes over, brings you a red soup. She's got some tomato soup.
Goooood Morning MNK
Når man sender noget til Anders Hemmingsen:
Specifically... Excuse me.
Wake up, Mr. Sleepy Head. You are late.
NIXON [ON TAPE]: By plane, by helicopter and also by automobile.
KIRK: We're happy with him too, sir.
CRONAUER: Why do you make every town sound like a Mexican restaurant?
and bearing a striking resemblance to myself