Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No, she don't. - She do liking you.
CRONAUER: Well, first thing, Garlick, is you gotta requisition a new name.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪Saying, "How do you do?"♪
Sir? What about the show?
HELL NO TRUMP WASN'T ON THE RAID CADET BONE SPUR WAS ON THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE,, IDIOT!
[RELATIVES SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE]
and bearing a striking resemblance to myself
You gotta prove something, knocking around Vietnamese kids?
Hey, Mr. O'Malley, O'Malley. You know, the Irish Dolby twins.
Goooood Morning MNK
I don't like your style, your politics or your sense of humour.
I'm sorry. You look like Lynn's friend from Toledo.
You want be my friend, you trusting me. You would eat it.
Når man sender noget til Anders Hemmingsen:
No longer the case.
I may go downtown, look for a Vietnamese man named Phil.
Wake up, Mr. Sleepy Head. You are late.
[WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD PLAYING ON RADIO]
They're waiting for enlightenment.
[ALL CHEERING]
That is humor. I recognize that.
[SIGHS]
Hey, I know it's not the morning, but that's my trademark
They'd never approve of that being released.
Hey, this is not a test. This is rock 'n' roll.
Specifically... Excuse me.
Major Kleiner requests that you do not describe your duffel as "all duffels look alike."
[AS GOMER PYLE] Those girls are just so pretty.
Now where do Cronauer go?
and we're having a major difficulty in finding the enemy.
CRONAUER: We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
DICKERSON: No, sir, frankly, I do not understand.
LEVITAN: My name is Levitan. Can you say that?
- You want Cronauer back on the air. - You want him back?
Yeah, that's right. The final Adrian Cronauer broadcast.
- Break the goddamn door down. CRONAUER: Police, ambulance
[ALL LAUGH]
People are depending on you.
GWill34 You're pissing me off.
Sometimes your face look like a fish in the Gulf of Thailand.
Yeah, shit, I can't think of it. That's right.
[YELLS] Good morning, Vietnam.
Hey, that wraps it up for me, Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
It's like, Wow, baby. I don't know what's going down.
You see? You don't trusting me.
Pull up a floor here. Hi, Tuan, long time no see.
Aha!
Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy
She comes over, brings you a red soup. She's got some tomato soup.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Leo, Leo.
Absolutely not.
Okay, let's just play with the substitute, then, okay?
What's up?
I still can't believe she really wants to see me.
- I can confide you? - Sure.
Sensational.
It is hazardous and has been for about 48 hours.
How can you have the gall to compare the conflict here in Vietnam
- Guy Monaco.
[SLOWLY] No, it's not a problem. Everybody has it.
We no future together, Cronauer.
Danang me!
SOLDIER 11: I like James Brown. - You like James Brown. Yes, sir.
All of a sudden you...
[SLOWLY] Nerve gas?
- Earl, Earl, Earl. - That's Jimmy Wah, he owns the place.
Great and manifold are our blessings today.
[SLOWLY] Well, we ask people, Are you the enemy?
THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME
Check your settings you might have it on the wrong speed
Gooood Morning Charlotte/Triad!
- Sarcasm, sir. - Up in Bergen County.
- Yeah. You okay? - No.
Good morning, ROZ!!
Staggers the imagination
Thank you for silky smooth sound. Make me sound like Peggy Lee.
and many, many more, but we need to hear your requests.
You Like It? I Got It In Hong Kong, Home Of The Shiny Green Suit.
[SPEAKING BACKWARDS] Freddie is the devil. Freddie is the devil.
My neighbour, dead. His wife, dead.
And this is just radio.
Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this.
MP: If you attempt to deviate from the planned schedule,
[CHANTING IN DISTINCTLY]
Hmm.
GARLICK: This is a nightmare. CRONAUER: I don't know.
- We haven't got the money, pal. - Anyway.
but watch the liberties you take.
- Come on. - I not like you, sir.
Whatever it is, i like it.
And perhaps some night, we could maybe get together
Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP
There's nothing I can do about that.
And as far as polkas, they are a much maligned musical taste.
GARLICK: I'll take care of it pronto, sir. - You could get in trouble for that.
It's too dangerous staying here.
- Sir. - Garlick.
Can you tell us what you've found out about the enemy since you've been here?
Perhaps you'd like to share it with the rest of us.
Terrorism's on the uprise in Saigon.
It' s not just you...
provided you leave without incident.
"Oh! You're going straight to Hell for that one!"
[SCOFFS]
You like it? I got it in Hong Kong, home of the shiny green suit.
NIXON [ON TAPE]: By plane, by helicopter and also by automobile.
You come into my class, so maybe we like you.
1 month to go Simone Sarah Hema Laurie on tour
All the news that's new and approved by the U.S. Army,
Damn Hot
She's not for you.
It says... What sizes you got? You got large, medium and Caucasian.
What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?
Great Britain recognised the island state of Singapore.
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Hi, have you seen my face?
Sir, it's time to rise.
KIRK: We're happy with him too, sir.
If someone is not telling the truth, you say that they are full of...
Seretse Khama becomes the first premier of Bechuanaland.
CRONAUER: Why do you make every town sound like a Mexican restaurant?
Cretan camouflage.
[NORMAL] What's it gonna be like tonight? [SOLDIER] Hot and wet.
I just want you to know one thing,
Still, it's better than New York in the summer.
- See you later. - Mr. Cronauer, I really liking you.
Gentlemen, I don't know... Oh, my God, these lips.
Look at this thing. A little Italian party favour there.
And you're also very quiet.
he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.
you have to kick out the Chinks, spics, spooks and kikes,
Okay. It's blocked in by a truck.
GARLICK: From a Marine in Da Nang:
What the hell is this?
It's that hot. You know?
- Thank you. - Thank you, thank you.