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[BELL RINGS]
So do I.
[IN BAD FRENCH ACCENT] Lieutenant Steve, Lieutenant Steve?
CRONAUER: So, what's wrong with that? TUAN: It's more devout here.
Didn't have to pick up the phones until he comes back.
Sound like you learned English from Tonto. We go.
Oh, censor, censor, censor.
Good morning, Montana!!!
Listen, I gotta talk to you. Now. Come on.
[SOLDIERS CHEERING]
If you two have personal problems, solve them, will you?
CRONAUER: Sir?
Who is this South Vietnamese boy?
I was almost killed.
That's right, the big Dick is here. Get ready.
Don't disappoint your...
Me waiting for cardiology appointment!
Yes. Hey, you know what I mean.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Yes, I think to myself ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Yes, I think to myself ♪
- You guys mind if I drive? - Be my guest.
It's not a pretty picture. There's pieces of rubber all over his face.
You like it? I got it in Hong Kong, home of the shiny green suit.
Airman Cronauer requesting you to elaborate.
because I intend to take issue with your performance.
- As soon as possible. - VG, sir.
You know,
Oh, God, this could be very ugly. Hi.
do you like good food?
I know because she's my sister.
Sir, sir, reading the news is one thing,
Thank you, Marty. Silky smooth sounds, get out of here.
- Ba Muy Ba beer, best beer in Vietnam. - Ba Muy Ba beer, only beer in Vietnam.
Can't see dick.
[WOMAN CRYING]
This guy is funny!
[AS MICK JAGGER] Oh, you like Mick Jagger?
- That's a joke, right? - Maybe.
Wilk, Wilk. Look, you got a base, take it.
Oh! You're going straight to Hell for that one!
- You know any American songs at all? - Puff the Magic Dragon.
Those pilots are going, I like the music, I like the music.
The Army knows about your brother.
with nothing to say and no way to do it?
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He mean that as compliment.
Call me crazy, he's in Rome.
CRONAUER: How can you fight a war in this shit?
- You did? - Nearby the larch tree, near Viet Hoa.
That's right, the U.S. Army.
Do you have any idea how ridiculous it makes me look
If you're walking on the streets of New York and someone says,
CRONAUER: Look.
Can I help you?
Basically It’s hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut.
Listen, his life is in danger. You gotta tell me where the hell he is.
You're both from New York. Nice to have you, you like hanging out?
Hey, hey, hey.
Good morning, Vietnam? What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Flip them a bird!
I n Vietnam, family often come to meet someone, to meet someone.
I won't forget you.
Then you go. Yeah, there's some skin. Now you do it to me.
Please make a note of it. Ahem. Excuse me.
You're not supposed to address the general saying hi.
Why'd you do this?
Da Nang me, Da Nang me Why don't they get a rope and hang me?
asking for Cronauer's reinstatement.
KIRK: I will tell him, sir. - Didn't I speak to you before?
You could see how we live.
Thank you for playing anyway. Here it is right now. What's your name?
[AS FRENCHY] Oh, but of course, the French love good food.
Shot by American.
Funny is good.
goooood morning... everybody!!!!!
CRONAUER: Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn,
All right?
Sergeant major.
to get your ass back on the air.
- Okay. CRONAUER: Okay.
CRONAUER: I'm impressed.
Thank you.
- the one and the only king of the airwaves, - You're a dead man.
[NORMAL] Bob, what do you do? [SHOUTS] I'm in Artillery!
SIR, IN MY HEART, I KNOW I'M FUNNY
Speaking of early, how about that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz?
Yeah.
SOLDIER 6: Moe. GARLICK: Guess again.
You don't have time.
you're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.
- Forgive me. - Hey.
Time to take that big orange pill
Way, way, way out of line.
God!
- Possibly, but you would need... - Just what I wanted to hear.
[AS JAMES BROWN] Back again.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪
Good Morning Spokane
- No effect on me.
LEVITAN: Levitan. WOMAN: Levitan.
It's the guys in the field that matter, remember?
Baby.
- Cooked with...
Goddamn it, I like you, son. I like what you do.
with a pissy weather front coming down from the north.
Something funny, Garlick?
Well, thank you, sergeant. I've missed you.
We put in just a touch of formaldehyde for flavour.
- My name is Lewis Striker. CRONAUER: Striker.
Ethel Merman today uses a test to jam Russian radar.
Yes, Sergeant Major Dickerson.
by a Jewish scientist in Switzerland, Dr. Feintush.
- It read for my the book. - I've never heard rhymes like that.
I want to say goodbye before you go.
There's prophylactic everywhere, man.
- Don't do this. SOLDIER 3: Groucho Marx!
No, it okay. I not tell you okay otherwise.
...when you get out of the Army?
He's impeccably clean.
[ENGINE TURNING]
Welcome to Saigon, sir.
That's Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
Get off. Go, go, go.
Here's how you do it, Slip me some skin. Put your hand out there.
- That is not funny. - How about if it escalated?
DREIWITZ: I tell you, this guy's funny. - I'm trying to run a meeting here.
I think some apologies are in order.
Get back.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] That's it for the Adrian Cron-Hour.
You think this is the most serious set of affairs I have to address? It's not.
End of an inning.
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I've had no actual...
[IN DEEP VOICE] Don't go near there?
and company clerk.
Good morning Vietnam!!!
I just wanted to think that you should...
- I live to collate, sir. - Good.
A little of this: Whoo-whoo-whoo.
- Am I being fairly clear? - Yes, sir.
Now, let's start off with the fact that English is a fantastic language.
I can't, it's still paddling.
CRONAUER: Any food on this street that doesn't give you diarrhoea?
You say after you go out with Trinh, you meet me to talk about her.
- Where you going to? - Nha Trang.
This is Tuan, the guys.
you're under arrest, Cronauer.
I do nothing.
Who the hell gets laid as a young child? And stop calling them gals.
Turn the power off in that studio.
KIRK: Yes, sir. LEVITAN: How the hell do I know?