Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is a protective dike?
Sir, the man is a walking keg of dynamite.
- Okay, here we go. MP: No batter. No batter.
SOLDIERS: One, two, three, four.
DICKERSON: This is not over yet.
GARLICK: I'd like an explanation.
And now direct from Crete,
Requisitioned for a name change.
Eddie Kirk here, and Ray Conniff jubilee coming up in just a few moments.
Why would Cronauer's voice be on this tape?
Well, then I guess that would make you an Eydie Gorme.
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
weren't represented by Cronauer's broadcasts of rock 'n' roll.
- I would like to leave the room now. - Oh, uh, yes, sir.
We're not in America, sir.
You don't have the power. I'll take this to the authorities.
We'd love a couple of beers, Jimmy.
the sweetest-smelling army in the world.
jjjj
Good morning, communication concepts!
CRONAUER: Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a waggon round up.
I wanna kiss his ring and have it go:
- What happened? CRONAUER: It didn't work out.
- Would Bob Dylan be out of line? - Way, way, way out of line.
[BABY CRYING]
- Come on, sir. - Fine.
Lieutenant Steven Hauk is our immediate supervisor.
He's a friend from my class who risked his ass to save my life.
[NORMAL] Can't you give us weather?
From now on, the fighting men of Vietnam
[CRONAUER YELLS]
Please, I'm... Bag it!
When the fed boys start using biological warfare
As I leave Vietnam today there is no doubt, certainly, in my mind...
Your fly is open.
I don't like what you say or how you say it.
Hey, guys.
- I gotta catch her before she accelerates. WAH: You can't go yet.
just so we can book a big-name comedian.
You like it? I got it from Hong Kong Home of the shinny green suit!
- I find that very alarming. - Edward, stay with me on this.
Why not? Maybe play a couple of Tennessee Ernie Ford records.
- Beach Boys. Those were guys. - Of the Beach Boys.
DICKERSON: The man should be court-martialled.
NIXON [ON RADIO]: - Whether the Vietcong will be defeated,
Here your beer.
Guys, I'd like you to meet our new deejay, Adrian Cronauer.
Let's go. Let's boogaloo till we puke.
Frankly, I found your I love a police action remark way out of line.
CRONAUER: If I don't get to class,
- Does that road have a secure status? - No, sir, it does not.
Sir, I recommend we issue a 24-hour pass.
We haven't got a real baseball, Wilk. Bear with me, okay?
That's true, it's very true. That's an insult, isn't it?
There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there.
- Look at the new friend. - A little too young for you.
Adrian Cronauer is on temporary assignment,
with as much muscles, who has absolutely no penis.
Maybe I can work in a station back home or something.
on the outside of the building.
- I don't find him funny at all. - Zeppo? Isn't he the one with the hat?
Goooooooooood morning, Vietnam.
We have a selection right here that's prepared...
With the holiday season rapidly approaching,
CRONAUER: We've got a special man in the audience today, it's Mr. Leo.
This is the place where we like to hang out, sir.
CRONAUER: You wanna give me a ride, or am I gonna have to buy another bike?
[NORMAL] I know we can't use dyke. You can't even say lesbian.
Hey, hey. Hey, Uncle Phil.
Listen, no more games, okay?
There's no place like home, and you can be there.
and get ready for the Ho Chi Minh two-step.
Right now, let's play a song from Adrian's own playlist,
[BABY PLEASE DON'T GO PLAYING ON RADIO]
How am I gonna get this girl to go out with me?
It's a simple rule.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And clouds of white ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And clouds of white ♪
He look good to me!
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Here's a news flash:
- What's this thing on your helmet? SOLDIER 12: Why don't you try it out?
[ENGINE GRINDS]
Sukiyaki, Volare, The Portuguese Washerwoman,
Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery.
SOLDIER 4: Senator Dirksen! SOLDIER 5: Hey, Curly!
because I thought a certain segment of the men
GARLICK: We're here, sir. Jimmy Wah's.
Cleveland? Vietnam's not that much of a change for you, then.
That's funny.
The Army is kind of quirky that way.
It's called fun. What's that? Come on.
- Come on, come on. - You like me because of my sister.
I'm with you, man. I'm on your frequency.
And now an item of special note.
Team Lame Flex!
I recommend you pack quietly.
Come on, you're on in like two seconds.
No. No friend, Cronauer.
And what about Jimmy Wah's?
I gotta tell you something, you know.
Good morning, ROZ!
That's all right. I did.
Oh, shit.
I gotta get her something.
Hey, there we go, for you. Here we go, for you all.
GOID!
- Thank you, Wilkie. - Thank you.
Well, you know, you're very beautiful.
You might lay an egg. I mean, a big egg.
because it's not.
You look hip today. Slip me some skin.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Saying, "How do you do?" ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Saying, "How do you do?" ♪
[IN NORMAL VOICE] It's the Wicked Witch of the North.
This is not military issue, airman. What sort of uniform is that?
Listen.
It zoomed right by, just the way they say it does.
I don't want makes you nervous, Cronauer.