Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's like Newark after dark. You gotta watch out.
It's unbelievable.
What do they mean, police action?
We have to have training. When I think you're ready, I'll try.
CRONAUER: Who will do the Cronauer show?
Not when I get into trouble. No, I don't.
When it's time to read the news, you just take it off these machines here.
No, it means groovy. Try that one.
Good morning League-A!!!!
Chaperons.
beyond sight and sound.
What!
Not really. See, the purpose is to inform you as to the radius of the radio waves.
Goooooood morning League-A!!!
Don't ruin it by conjuring up images of Dale Evans, all right?
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, Frenchy, what would you like to hear?
That is not what we program here.
These two were physically abusing a Vietnamese national.
Lost luggage.
your home and work phone on paper, and passing it forward.
Good morning, Talia Semaan!
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Why'd you name your daughter Linda Bird?
[IT'S ALL RIGHT PLAYING ON RADIO]
They're out there.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The colors of the rainbow ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The colors of the rainbow ♪
[AS FRENCHY] Oh, Lieutenant Steve.
Garlick, will you cut it out?
So every item's checked by these two guys in here.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Than I'll ever know ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Than I'll ever know ♪
STUDENTS: Flip them the bird. - A bird.
Dan Levitan. You've probably heard my radio show.
Keep going! Keep going!
Knock yourselves out.
- Thank you. SOLDIER 13: Sean Donum.
so please, tune in.
Okay, join the others if you can. All right, let's see.
Got an agreement on Guam. Sounds like bird droppings.
Keep the PC on the QT
That's about as good a polka as you'll ever hear.
- It's antics, hysterical-type things. - Hysterical-type things?
Oh! You're going straight to hell for that one!
than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema.
CRONAUER: Hey, I'm Adrian Cronauer. I'm on again at 1600.
[DUBBED IN VIETNAMESE]
Oh you're going straight to hell for that one
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Thank you. Thanks for these. Oh, these are special.
Oh, still a bad song. Hey, wait a minute. Let's try something.
They're all named Nyugen or Doh or things like that. It's very difficult for me.
Good MORNING MISSION CONTROL!
- Yes, sir. - Sir?
[DREAM ON LITTLE DREAMER PLAYING ON RADIO]
- Shut up. - Okay.
Hi, what's your name? [SHOUTS] Bob Fliber!
[As Gomer Pyle] Oh, you're going to hell for that one.
Let's pull her right back down. Let's try it faster, see if that picks it up.
We promised our listening audience Nixon highlights by 4 p.m.
CRONAUER [ON RADIO]: This is AFVN, rocking you from the Delta to the DMZ.
You're a little angry, so you say to her... Minh?
MAN [ON RADIO]: - Has signed Les Crane to a talk show.
When asked for a reply, the Russians went,
Dr. Heimlich Feintush.
Hold on, how big is this thing? Hold on, how big is this?
Those men who lost equipment in last week's rains
In my heart, i know i'm funny
Diamond Club Here we come
MI NH: Thank you.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Are also on the faces ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Are also on the faces ♪
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE]
Here's a little James Brown coming your way.
Let's get down to business here, general. What is going on here?
An incredible thing. Yes, it's the new Pope-on-a-Rope.
So what?
Say, Hey, baby, what's happening? Let's groove.
Hey!
Bella and Edward know they got your car, and they are on the warpath.
You're not. This is a very different culture.
If a field radio...
- The hunt is on. - What is wrong?
If you don't understand, you should take my English class.
Obviously, you just said, I'll join the Army, and be with people in green.
Please, okay?
You skin will look and feel a whole lot better.
He didn't show up for work today either.
Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP
God, I've gotta be with her, at least till she learns my name.
CRONAUER [ON TAPE]: Well, I didn't make that suggestion, sir.
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
I think he sounds exactly like Mister Ed. You be the judge.
I don't know, lieutenant.
[DREIWITZ SCATTING REVEILLE]
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪
Two degrees cooler? Me without my muff, God.
For crying out loud, man, this isn't brain surgery.
He came to us because of prostrate problems
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[GASPS]
[SIREN WAILING]
She comes up, she spills soup all over you, looks at you like,
Good morning, Caribbean!
fads
TAYLOR: We'll handle it.
- Soon we play baseball? - When you teaching us softball?
You know why we ended up in the same place?
I don't think anybody would see you fall through a radio, sir.
Finals got me like
Genius? What are you saying to me?
Why?
Even saying that means I don't know dick.
There. Whoa, jeez, it almost blew up in my face.
I feel like a fox in a chicken coop.
would include Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, Mantovani.
It's cool, no big deal. Look.
Okay, we gotta play, Wilk. You're pitching.
Not without slides.
swinging Steven Hauk.
How easy is it gonna be to get him off the air then?
What are you afraid of? People might find out there's a war?
He maliciously and with purposeful intent read unofficial news.
And I'd like to get to know all of you
LEVITAN: To avoid razor-burn problems,
I like that. Makes me feel, uh, British or something.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ For me and you ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ For me and you ♪
Put these on and say, There's no place like home.
Glenn jbj
- I doubt it. - Ha-ha-ha.
I come home in a box.
Don't get crazy over this, Dick. We're only talking about a damn deejay.
But you are a maniac, and you'd better start changing your life.
Talk.
and all that's gonna be left in here are a couple of brain-dead rednecks,
If anything screws up, it's my ass in the mower.
Today, President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill.
I want to see him ASAP.