Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

CRONAUER [ON RADIO]: This is AFVN, rocking you from the Delta to the DMZ.
CRONAUER: Who will do the Cronauer show?
CRONAUER [ON TAPE]: Well, I didn't make that suggestion, sir.
Not when I get into trouble. No, I don't.
It's cool, no big deal. Look.
Oh, still a bad song. Hey, wait a minute. Let's try something.
For crying out loud, man, this isn't brain surgery.
Let's pull her right back down. Let's try it faster, see if that picks it up.
Not really. See, the purpose is to inform you as to the radius of the radio waves.
He maliciously and with purposeful intent read unofficial news.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The colors of the rainbow ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ The colors of the rainbow ♪
He came to us because of prostrate problems
Knock yourselves out.
than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema.
You know why we ended up in the same place?
Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP
These two were physically abusing a Vietnamese national.
Say, Hey, baby, what's happening? Let's groove.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Than I'll ever know ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Than I'll ever know ♪
your home and work phone on paper, and passing it forward.
Dr. Heimlich Feintush.
Here's a little James Brown coming your way.
Good MORNING MISSION CONTROL!
If anything screws up, it's my ass in the mower.
That is not what we program here.
CRONAUER: Hey, I'm Adrian Cronauer. I'm on again at 1600.
In my heart, i know i'm funny
That's like Newark after dark. You gotta watch out.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ For me and you ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ For me and you ♪
Hey!
I want to see him ASAP.
Finals got me like
[As Gomer Pyle] Oh, you're going to hell for that one.
Goooooood morning League-A!!!
- It's antics, hysterical-type things. - Hysterical-type things?
Oh! You're going straight to hell for that one!
beyond sight and sound.
Don't ruin it by conjuring up images of Dale Evans, all right?
Those men who lost equipment in last week's rains
You're not. This is a very different culture.
Garlick, will you cut it out?
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
If a field radio...
Hi, what's your name? [SHOUTS] Bob Fliber!
LEVITAN: To avoid razor-burn problems,
- Yes, sir. - Sir?
Not without slides.
TAYLOR: We'll handle it.
Good morning League-A!!!!
would include Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, Mantovani.
We have to have training. When I think you're ready, I'll try.
So what?
MI NH: Thank you.
Don't get crazy over this, Dick. We're only talking about a damn deejay.
When asked for a reply, the Russians went,
[AS FRENCHY] Oh, Lieutenant Steve.
swinging Steven Hauk.
I don't think anybody would see you fall through a radio, sir.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Are also on the faces ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Are also on the faces ♪
STUDENTS: Flip them the bird. - A bird.
No, it means groovy. Try that one.
Talk.
Okay, join the others if you can. All right, let's see.
She comes up, she spills soup all over you, looks at you like,
- The hunt is on. - What is wrong?
Glenn jbj
And I'd like to get to know all of you
So every item's checked by these two guys in here.
I feel like a fox in a chicken coop.
I think he sounds exactly like Mister Ed. You be the judge.
Good morning, Caribbean!
Keep the PC on the QT
You skin will look and feel a whole lot better.
We promised our listening audience Nixon highlights by 4 p.m.
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
Okay, we gotta play, Wilk. You're pitching.
You're a little angry, so you say to her... Minh?
If you don't understand, you should take my English class.
[SIREN WAILING]
That's about as good a polka as you'll ever hear.
Genius? What are you saying to me?
It's unbelievable.
What!
What do they mean, police action?
Diamond Club Here we come
Good morning, Talia Semaan!
Even saying that means I don't know dick.
They're out there.
I like that. Makes me feel, uh, British or something.
Obviously, you just said, I'll join the Army, and be with people in green.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Why'd you name your daughter Linda Bird?
Why?
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, Frenchy, what would you like to hear?
[DREIWITZ SCATTING REVEILLE]
Got an agreement on Guam. Sounds like bird droppings.
Bella and Edward know they got your car, and they are on the warpath.
Today, President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill.
[IT'S ALL RIGHT PLAYING ON RADIO]
There. Whoa, jeez, it almost blew up in my face.
- Thank you. SOLDIER 13: Sean Donum.
and all that's gonna be left in here are a couple of brain-dead rednecks,
fads
He didn't show up for work today either.
Oh you're going straight to hell for that one
- Shut up. - Okay.
They're all named Nyugen or Doh or things like that. It's very difficult for me.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪
I come home in a box.
But you are a maniac, and you'd better start changing your life.
so please, tune in.
MAN [ON RADIO]: - Has signed Les Crane to a talk show.
Keep going! Keep going!
I don't know, lieutenant.
Chaperons.
What are you afraid of? People might find out there's a war?
How easy is it gonna be to get him off the air then?
An incredible thing. Yes, it's the new Pope-on-a-Rope.
Put these on and say, There's no place like home.
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE]
Two degrees cooler? Me without my muff, God.
[DUBBED IN VIETNAMESE]
[DREAM ON LITTLE DREAMER PLAYING ON RADIO]
[GASPS]
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Thank you. Thanks for these. Oh, these are special.
Please, okay?
Hold on, how big is this thing? Hold on, how big is this?
When it's time to read the news, you just take it off these machines here.
- Soon we play baseball? - When you teaching us softball?
Lost luggage.
God, I've gotta be with her, at least till she learns my name.
Dan Levitan. You've probably heard my radio show.
- I doubt it. - Ha-ha-ha.
Let's get down to business here, general. What is going on here?