Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thanks a lot. - You have a very important meeting.
george is over his marriage to faye now isn't he? he is.
We can stop with the debate on the great caca right now.
Gooooooooooooooood Morning, Kamala!
I don't care about polkas. They're rioting in Hue.
- Garlick, have you put on some weight? - I don't think so, sir.
CRONAUER: Will you cut that out? We're the same rank.
I've been trying to tell him that it's no-go, but he won't listen.
Black man's going, It's just for the tip. That's all I need is the tip.
Yes, sir.
Hey. That's Nixon.
[KIRK SPEAKING IN DISTINCTLY ON RADIO]
SOLDIER 8: Yeah. Shit, I can't think of it. - Thank you for playing.
Ice Age Songs
But I can easily play an occasional Gary Lewis record.
Guess who the hell I got in here.
There is an operation that...
This is a tempest in a teacup. Much ado about nothing.
All right!
And we learned a lot from you.
Hey, hi, can you help me? What's your name?
The problems of this country have not one goddamned thing to do
HAUK: We simply need to consider taking him off the air.
but, boy, do I have a surprise for you.
Enemy? What is enemy?
CRONAUER: Merry Christmas. If you believe in Santa...
[EFFEMINATELY] Adiran, I'm just very happy to be here.
Gooood Morning LARA
Adrian Cronauer.
Should've gotten the one with the training wheels, pal.
I fought to get you into that bar, and then you blow the fucking place up!
Hey, baby, what's happening? Let's groove.
CRONAUER: You okay? GARLICK: Yeah.
I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.
- Oh, really? - It look wonderful.
A truck's bumper was this far from my nose.
Tuan.
[CROWD CHEERS]
Is that me, or does that sound like an Presley movie?
The Rock likes a bigroom, sir.
of the Benny Goodman Orchestra.
Good morning, See-Ree-AH!!
Great job Mercedes The rest of us..
Whoa, big dogs. Big dogs landing on my face.
Oh, you got it. James, nice, shiny green suit.
- Stay here, sir, I'll talk to the guys, okay? - We don't have time. Taxi.
We are not going to escalate a whole war
All right, guys, let's say goodbye to the radio star!
Basically, we talk, Hey, man, what's happening?
Okay, Sherlock, yeah, I bribed my way to meet the girl.
Gooood morning, Grcade!
Here to get something, leaving when you not get it.
- That's Lieutenant Hauk in there. - Who's the guy with the ears?
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪
I've been on the air for four hours. I'm hungry.
MP 1: Get back.
- Bikes, we'll buy bikes. - We won't buy bikes.
- Well, I'm liking you too. - Thank you.
[NORMAL] Here's a song coming your way right now.
maybe thousands of calls and letters each week, fan mail.
Sucks the sweat from a dead man’s balls.
Mike
[NORMAL] Why is that? [EFFEMINATELY] Well, I can't see you.
I’m waiting to die Brian
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see trees of green ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I see trees of green ♪
and I don't want it dependent on a disc jockey.
Sir, you've made the correct choice.
Oh, no, Bozo, boys and girls.
but I'm gonna turn you over right now to Mr. Warmth, Dan The Tan Levitan.
after that country's unilateral declaration of independence.
Good Morning NWI And Cedric Tillman!
Forget it, will you? Listen, I give up.
KIRK: It's working. McPHERSON: Oh, yeah, this way, please.
I'm afraid you're gonna be hitting bottom, sir.
- Well, how about that? - Hold on.
Great week.
A man with limp, damaged hair, but nevertheless a fireball.
Hey.
I think that I see a pattern forming here.
Turn the place upside down. Real intelligent solution.
I'm sorry. What're you gonna do about it, asshole?
- All right. - We love you, Cron.
Anyway, there's this guy from the 1 st Battalion, 2nd I nfantry,
That's what being a higher rank is all about.
Hello, class. My name is Adrian Cronauer.
It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man named Charlie.
Some people get sick, yeah.
Larry, Pisces. Thank you very much.
Come on, this is not the Catskills.
You know, Walter Brennan from The Real McCoys, the TV show?
Oh, God, help me. This is wonderful.
Special song going out to you right now.
The fuck you going?
You gotta be careful, Jack. That's some heavy stuff.
Hey hey hear me sing.
[SINGING NONSENSE]
So send in your postcards to Eddie Kirk, right here.
NOW YOU SAY HI TO ME THEN YOU SMILE
It's 0600. What's the O stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.
Whoo! Thank you. (laugh)
- Funny is good. - Yeah.
[BOTH SPEAK IN VIETNAMESE]
You've been down on everything but the Titanic. Stop it right now.
No, sir. The former vice president is a delight, sir.
And which Marx brother would that be, private? Zeppo?
Hubert Humphrey visits Capitol Hill. A children's story.
Gooood Morning Napervileeeeee
WOMAN: Hi. LEVITAN: What's your name?
Right, Abersold?
It's a greeting. It's like, How are you doing? Slip me some skin.
Come on, Wilkie, it's cursing class.
Wishing to send Christmas cards home to the States
Lookin pretty good to me.
STUDENTS [IN UNISON]: Pissed me off. MAN: Pissed me off.
Good morning, Rhinos!!!
Can we have...? Is there a psychiatrist here?
[MIMICS TELETYPE MACHINE]
and they won't be off the sand till November. Ha-ha-ha! Bada-bing!
Relax already, crazy American.
What the hell was that?
Why? Because it matches with the green, I don't...
Forget memos, forget memos. These are pretty women coming.
[SOLDIER] Not now. I'm trying to score, back off.
Tell them, James. Hurt them now. Ha, ha.
Why? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]
and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar.
Somewhere over there.
This is AFRS, Radio Saigon, and yours truly, Dan The Man Levitan.
You look like an Oriental leprechaun.
Check settings
A bar brawl, that's one, Cronauer.
Goooood morning, Las Vegas!