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That's right, Pope-on-a-Rope.
NIXON [ON TAPE]: And that this war will be won.
NIXON [ON RADIO]: The United States has no right to give.
Oh, she slips, she spills it on your brand-new gabardine pants
- Donum. SOLDIER 14: Jay Snyder.
You got me there, Wilk, because... I'm sorry, we have no budget, you see.
with whether you play polkas or don't play polkas.
Don't go near there. Get away from the river, stay away.
MAN: Groovy. - Yes.
Nobody's arguing that with you.
Try it.
I mean, I don't know. It's the Irish boy.
I never thought I'd find women attractive again.
I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon.
Didn't you hear? I cannot find you unless you talk to me.
Goooood Mooorrrrniiing Les Terres de l'Ouest
Not wild stuff.
You take care.
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Route 1 A, sir, is the only route to An Loc, sir.
This is a tempest in a teacup. Much ado about nothing.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Of people going by ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ Of people going by ♪
NIXON [ON RADIO]: It is unexciting sometimes.
Oh, you think this is a joke?
No, and it doesn't look good, Jimmy
I'm O... O... O... O'Malley. He's good... Oh, he's good.
You will sick if you drink some more. Come on.
We are so different.
Weather for Plant City today is hot and shitty
CRONAUER: Either of our names Earl? - He calls everybody Earl.
Also, tea would fall into that category.
You phoney, like American and French before you.
[SLOWLY] Well, once, yes, on myself. And it had no...
who swore that he could get him naked photographs of the actor.
What's one-thirteenth of a dollar among friends? Come on.
Natty Boh beer, best beer in Baltimore. Natty Boh beer, only beer in Baltimore.
please be polite and to the point at all times.
THE ROCK LIKES A BIG ROOM, SIR
NIXON: - Territory to the Communists.
GARLICK: We got one call from some guy in Wichita
- This stuff is burning the hair off my feet. - Hot?
CRONAUER: What are they doing? - Oh, they're Buddhists.
Listen, jerk off, we're here fighting for your country.
Week 11
No, I don't think that Cronauer is going to be back in the air, sir.
So close, yet consistently so far from haiku staggers the imagination
TUAN: You naive man, Cronauer. You take a stupid side.
I want to tell you something.
[MIMICS ENGINE]
You have a problem with that, young man?
TAYLOR: Lieutenant, we get hundreds,
I want your bags packed and ready to go tomorrow afternoon.
Thanks for setting me straight.
There's not too many high-ranking officers
as all duffels look alike.
Things just jump out at you.
Edward, I tried to tell the truth and they kicked me off the air.
What do you say to her? What would you say?
Gook Gook
I understand you're pretty funny as a deejay.
An Loc. His pass say An Loc.
SERGEANT: Who brought in the gook?
Flip them the bird.
- All right! Yeah! Yeah! - Ladies and gentlemen!
Again, we've got our friend from military intelligence.
GOOOOOOD MORNING XOC
Hey, listen, I know there's no way.
- What about bananas? - No.
I don't know what to say. We're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm
You're gonna leave the fucking thing. Leave everything fucking hanging.
Da Nang me, Da Nang me Why don't they get a rope and hang me?
Gooooooooooooooooooood morning taskforce!
GOID!
We're bringing in thousands of troops every month.
My village not too far from here. You could come there for resting.
Hey lady I will reach Mel Street will vomit
American personnel can check out a book
She's still married after six months. Way to go, Liz, hey.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new voice of Saigon,
This is incredible. Oh, my God. They're quick, they're fast and small.
MAN 4: Hey, sarge, where are the women?
This is a GI bar. We don't like gooks. We don't want him here.
- Yeah, go, run, Minh! Run! - Come on, come on, give me the ball.
Second...
CRONAUER: Oh, Edward, I'm in love. Think she likes seafood?
That's not the fucking point!
- No, I don't know. - Bullshit!
Eat.
Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather...
DREIWITZ [ON RADIO]: All-star rookie Pete Rose's three hits...
Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
[YELLS] Good morning, Vietnam.
- Call me in five minutes. - No, we have to get up right now.
We're gonna play some music for you right now. Here we go.
Goddamn it.
Listen, Sparky,
CRONAUER: Thank you for that concise political commentary,
I don't know what's gonna happen, man. I don't know.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪
Look out, I'm singing, everybody. I'm singing.
Buenos dias tropa!
- Gentlemen. - What are you doing, Ed?
You're getting pissed off. What would you do?
Left, left, left, right, left.
KIRK: A form of humour, sir. LEVITAN: Hackensack.
This is Eddie Garlick coming to you live from AFRS, Armed Forces Radio Saigon.
Arf! Easy, girl, easy.
- What's going on here? - Sir, will you listen to me?
with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon.
No, no, you see, you step in shit, you can be full of crap.
Good Morning, Savage joe’s
The men want him back. I want him back.
- Give it to me, Edward. - This is Eddie Garlick, com...
God only knows what they'd say, sir.
What do you think you're doing?
You don't know whether you're fucked, powder-burned or snake-bit.
G2, Corporal Tiser, sir.
What's the weather like out there? [SOLDIER] It's hot, damn hot, real hot.
Sorry, sir. I haven't been to sleep.
Listen, it's an actual event. Where do you think this came from?
Jesus, that guy's as boring as whale shit.
Dreiwitz, I've assigned you to cover the PC.
What are you doing here?
a South Vietnamese boy with you and Garlick.
You talk, I think, very much.
Oh, no, man, listen. Let me just feed my face.
SOLDIER 9: Yeah. SOLDIER 10: Stones.
Well, I was... It just comes up, I was just trying to be funny.
I go out with girls who talk so much you can hook them up to a wind turbine
I've been all around the world, seen a lot of places and a lot of people.
[ALL AS HAUK] And if you do...
I'm waiting to die
Here's the weather. We're gonna go to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt.
He likes to say PC instead of press conference.
I have to leave the country because of my association with him.