Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, let me go back to bed. - You gotta get up, sir.
We're here to help this country!
we're going in circles. Stick with me, I don't wanna go around again.
If something's really nice, you say it's groovy.
[SLOWLY] I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial.
I expect every minute of the VP's PC
goooood morning melee!
is your Armed Forces Radio Saigon assistant
Sorry.
You be the judge, our lines are open.
Bumpis rash You bitch
Hey, this has been Fiction and Fact from Marty Lee's almanac.
You'll feel like George Wallace campaigning in Harlem:
LEVITAN [ON RADIO]: So take your liberties,
Heh, heh. You know, it's like wearing stripes and plaid.
Excuse me, girls. Hello, hello.
Come on, sir. I n a couple of weeks, this'll be easy for you.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ They'll learn much more ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ They'll learn much more ♪
and Airman Adrian Cronauer is going home today.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
and your selections will be mailed to you.
- Thank you, Jimmy. - Right.
I don't recommend that you tangle with me on this one.
[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]
TUAN: It okay! You can come out now!
Minh!
We Put In Just A Touch Of Formaldehyde For Flavour.
Oh, I got your pansy-ass in a sling now, Cronauer.
the officer of oral, the Westmoreland of wit,
DICKERSON: Wanna interview some Gls in the field, sir,
It's a privilege to take comedy notes from a man of your stature.
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Fine.
He's a little goofy, but he's okay.
- I'm reading this. - No, I can't let you do that.
Like hunting with Ray Charles.
[BICYCLE HORN HONKS]
What you do is important to a lot of people.
because it gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
Didn't know they had balls.
It's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere.
Well, then I guess that would make you an Eydie Gorme.
Sir, these letters are unequivocal.
Good morning, Vietnam.
You say it ridiculous.
It involves Cronauer, which makes me suspicious immediately.
Or I may just stay here and listen to old Pat Boone records.
still sweating it out in the fields.
Nine, eight, seven, six...
MP: Okay.
He's the first man in the history of Armed Forces Radio to get fan mail.
His father and brother was killed by French long ago.
He's a fashion consultant for the Army.
Excuse me, sir.
[SINGING IN DEEP VOICE] Oh-he-oh
Mr. Nixon, while you've been in Vietnam, it's rumoured that you smoked marijuana.
You would need very specific family-sanctioned introductions
She's say no. That's what walking away from you means.
[AS FRENCHY] Well, uh, I love a good polka as much as the next man.
Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy,
unofficially destroying Jimmy Wah's Café.
But regardless of what you read, airman,
No, and it doesn't look good, Jimmy.
[AS ED SULLIVAN] Here she is, Diana Ross and the Suprawns.
Universal Pictures & Warner Bros. Pictures Presents
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I hear babies cry ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ I hear babies cry ♪
DICKERSON: Welcome back.
You're a very sick man. You know that, don't you?
My whole life passed before my eyes, and it wasn't even interesting to me.
Didn't we meet last year at the Peninsula Club? No.
Yeah.
Because we not human to them.
1st ever vietnam movie I saw Tour of Duty
Nixon's press conference.
What does three up and three down mean to you airman?
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪
You guys, be careful. What's your name?
- Look, we gotta talk now. - Not now, man, come on.
You're so good person, and I could not with you.
(Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪ (Inaudible dialogue) ♪ And I think to myself ♪
and it makes me a little nervous.
just moments before the whole place blew up?
I'll do fine. Comedy is what you make it.
Red leather, yellow leather, red leather.
- I get it. CRONAUER: Mm-hm.
No, I like you because you're honest. Because you're shorter than I am.
- Where are you from? - I'm from, uh, Cleveland, man.
[IN UNISON] Hi.
[SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE]
We can get Tony Bennett or Trini Lopez.
and play those tapes on the radio?
This man lose one son from blasting American mine.
I think this fall, the discerning GI is gonna be wearing green in the jungle.
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
[AS GLINDA] Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon.
I'm just so full of semen. I haven't gotten laid yet.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Frenchy, let me ask you,
and what fun would that be?
Good morning vietnam
My mother is dead.
We interrupt to bring you an emergency selection
Well, Why don't you try it out. Look at this, look at that.
Where's this man's paperwork?
Um, Airman Cronauer, sir.
We're moving on right now.
I was thinking of something else.
I'm gonna phone it in, okay? Enough bullshit. I'm out of here. See you.
.
- It's already started. - I understand.
I deserve to be notified of any changes that are made.
Hey, that was the great exciting sound of Petula Clark.
DREIWITZ: - Coming up at the top of the hour.
Remember, the people who brought you Korea.
SOLDIER: Yes, sir.
A friend?
You goin' straight to hell for that one
gets into and out of VC-held territory?
That's right, I'm history. I'm out of here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby.
on the road to Nha Trang. You know what I'm talking about.
I'm tired of people telling me what I can't say.
Three, four.
GARLICK: Adrian Cronauer.
I mean, I know funny, and I don't think you're it.
It's all yours, you got it.
Me: Waiting for an appp
Cronauer, I'm sorry as hell about this thing.
[AS NIXON] I tell you this. [NORMAL] Now, listen.
This will not look good on a résumé!
We tried, but their agent says they're still on the beach
Goooooood Morning Spastic Slaaaaaags
Every GI in this country is glued to his radio twice a day
Eddie is the devil!
I'm real good at stuff like that.
Come on, let me buy you a couple of beers. How about it?
What the hell was that? Crappy weather, shitty weather?