Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And now, from Stoolbend Junior College...
We're just gonna watch a tiger fight a Komodo dragon.
For the last time, Dirk, Kazaam was not real.
We don't like that word.
They always leave.
You don't mind if I take her in the ball pit, do you?
Damn, Marty, you got it going on.
"The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein.
I made you this locket so you don't forget me.
- Tony. - Whoa!
Marty usually hangs out with guys in waste management.
You need another lady in your life.
- What day is it? - Tuesday.
Don't you say that. You're a solid five.
I love NBA games.
Oh, it feels so good to LOL.
See?
These people don't know me.