Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you do it?
[Ruff ruff ruff]
THis'll keep tHe sun out of your eyes.
No more hairy-bush nuns, no more dogs.
[Inhales] Thought so.
The sign on the back of the car...
[Cheering]
All rigHt, don't you fucking move, you little sHit macHine.
from whatever gay serial killers...
How many people want to kick some ass
Uh, you guys want anything from inside?
Where do you think you're going?
That shit was so gay-- fucKing eighties style.
Well, I'm goin' first.
Together.
[Chuckles] Meow.
Well...
ME When i think about fantasy football
You know what they make you do in County?
Aren't you gonna direct us?
8th grade!!!!!!!
Fi-cti-on-al Ch-ar-ect-ers
[Honking]
youcut so that he can see the fucking stink nuggets.
Yo, I hope one rips off the other one's shirt...
And I was, like, What's up?
Yeah?
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
lfl was you guys, I would find Holden McNeil...
Oh, that does it.
-Half? -Half's not good enough? Fine.
Ain't that about a bitch?
Me an hour into the Transformers movie
Come on, let's get something to eat.
Yeah, see? [Mutters]
Put that shit in my hand
See, Wood says--
Look at me! I’m the pig farmer!
And all the weed I be smokin' is farmer's hay
Holy shit you’re the Dawson!
You actually watch that show?
When some dickhead is chucking gear in the Fly water
JA Y: Get offmy Kool-Aid, motherfucker!
BRENT: Hey, Mr. Science Guy
-Yeah, but-- -Why are you such a homophobe?
Fuck beans! Traffics gonna suck.
HlTCHHlKER: 'Cause you're doing it all wrong.
Be Don Juan de la Nooch.
GUARD: Fuck!
merge, merge merge the pr
your posts just don't matter... most
[Pbbt]
primate rescue syndicate calling themselves...
Oh, Sweet Irony!
you haven't even heard about yet.
Miramax is starting production this Friday...
Dude, I think I just filled the cup
You wouldn’t last a day on the creek.
when said property was optioned by Miramax Films...
Shit, I said you love the cock.
No little perv bullshit's gonna work for this one.
signed by a Jay and Silent Bob.
youcut God damn youse all to hell!
They're talking about fictional characters.
lt's hunting season
Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick?
I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed
because she's gonna be one dead bitch.
Screaming about Undertaker at the top of their lungs.
Now here to help us explain this footage...
[Mooby the Golden Calf plays indistinctly]
fuckin' smokin'.
That's pretty funny.
Well, you can't exclude an animal...
ln these outfits, we're totally incognito.
That'll give you plenty of time to work on him.
This`ll Keep the sun out of your eyes.
and get back to you.
You gotta go from the heart, yo.
Fuck them up their stupid asses
You mind if I leave that... there?
WHat tHe Hell?
There are JSON files?
Orangutan's a member of the great ape family.
I stick those little pieces of paper...
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
I taught you all your moves myself.
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Heh. Remind me to renew that restraining order.
Make it fast and sexy
Teresa's response when I asked Rabia if she had her knife!
50 Bucks Little Man…
Yo, yo, fack da police
[Tires screech]
Ooh. What's a trouser snake?
Raul Raul
OFFlCER: Să mergem. Să mergem.
But then I got high
MR. VAN-DE-BEEK
Uh, the Liberate Apes Before lmprisoning Apes movement?
lt's really a fucking drag.
I think I want to drive it
Only on the outside.
with tales of prejudice and bigotry...
God, I can't believe what a pushover you are.
[Screaming]
Oh, what, this?
NUN: Of course. So...
Leave them out here liKe that and see what happens.
They’re fucking Clown shoes.
Fucking stupid bitch!
Jesus.
Wait a second. We'll be right back.
Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back?
Yeah
Fuck! When Lord? When? When will this parasite leave?
You know, Lunch Box, she could be the one.
-What, you're the director now? -Hey, shove it, Bounce boy.
im a smooth pimp who loves the pussy
Uh, Brent, can I talk to you over here for a second?
Hyah!
Worth a shot.
[Guitar crunches musically]
Oh, Hollywood, huh? That's a long ways away.
You remembered!
And she's like, Oh, l've read on the lnternet...
They're Fucking Clownshoes
think the real Jay and Silent Bob...
[Banging on door]
Bitch.
But--
If I was you, I would've drowned-ed his ass...
I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn...
Look, no one's gonna get blown--
lt's like I don't care about nothin', man
-[Door chimes] -Thank you.
and all I can hear is those two...
What are we waiting for? Action!
Time to shine. Let's go.
Make it fast...and sexy.
They looovveeee the cock
I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, OK?
On Moviepoopshoot.com...
that they're hitchhiking girls, either.
Oh, shit! What up?
On a cloud ofsight I drift in the night
[Cow moos]
We can find
So get away, OK
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
l thought the fat one didn`t really talK that much.
you live by the Book, too?
Girl, I'd love to show you
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us! He said he’d fuck a blue alien!
Yo DJT
A-are you guys all right?
mothermotherfuckmothermotherfuckfuck
And on that note, we cue the music.
Come on, you guys. it's over.
Say what, say what
and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts...
and handed down to the greatest band in the world--
Look at him
and sent him packing, so it's smooth sailing.
Don't just point like...
about dealing in front of the store?
in imagining this flick may be the worst idea...
Skins?
All right, enough of this small talk.
Blowin turds blowin turds
A B
And the only thing I do recognize right now...
Jesus, Ben , I said I’m Busy... Busy
Ooh, I wanna suck youse guys' dicks off...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Please accept my apologies...
Just fuckin' say it already!
I'm a little dangerous
from in the heart of Utah.
He loves the cock.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just wanted to say hi. I'm--
Um, no, Holden McNeil.