Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Heh. Remind me to renew that restraining order.
[Banging on door]
[Tires screech]
50 Bucks Little Man…
You wouldn’t last a day on the creek.
Fuck, fuck, fuck
All rigHt, don't you fucking move, you little sHit macHine.
in imagining this flick may be the worst idea...
from in the heart of Utah.
from whatever gay serial killers...
[Inhales] Thought so.
Look at me! I’m the pig farmer!
And she's like, Oh, l've read on the lnternet...
[Ruff ruff ruff]
BRENT: Hey, Mr. Science Guy
you live by the Book, too?
Time to shine. Let's go.
On a cloud ofsight I drift in the night
ln these outfits, we're totally incognito.
Yo, yo, fack da police
Uh, you guys want anything from inside?
They’re fucking Clown shoes.
Uh, the Liberate Apes Before lmprisoning Apes movement?
I stick those little pieces of paper...
[Cow moos]
primate rescue syndicate calling themselves...
NUN: Of course. So...
All right, enough of this small talk.
Worth a shot.
Fuck beans! Traffics gonna suck.
Look at him
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
Don't just point like...
Oh, what, this?
Fi-cti-on-al Ch-ar-ect-ers
and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts...
And I was, like, What's up?
Wait a second. We'll be right back.
GUARD: Fuck!
Oh, Hollywood, huh? That's a long ways away.
signed by a Jay and Silent Bob.
I'm a little dangerous
Say what, say what
-[Door chimes] -Thank you.
Put that shit in my hand
No little perv bullshit's gonna work for this one.
But--
Yeah, see? [Mutters]
Hyah!
Yo DJT
Fuck them up their stupid asses
God, I can't believe what a pushover you are.
Shit, I said you love the cock.
Can you do it?
A-are you guys all right?
that they're hitchhiking girls, either.
Skins?
On Moviepoopshoot.com...
Ooh. What's a trouser snake?
When some dickhead is chucking gear in the Fly water
Yo, I hope one rips off the other one's shirt...
Ooh, I wanna suck youse guys' dicks off...
Bitch.
Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick?
This`ll Keep the sun out of your eyes.
I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed
and sent him packing, so it's smooth sailing.
lt's like I don't care about nothin', man
with tales of prejudice and bigotry...
your posts just don't matter... most
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us! He said he’d fuck a blue alien!
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
Girl, I'd love to show you
Yeah?
Oh, shit! What up?
See, Wood says--
-Yeah, but-- -Why are you such a homophobe?
Well...
Together.
Oh, that does it.
Come on, let's get something to eat.
There are JSON files?
They're Fucking Clownshoes
and handed down to the greatest band in the world--
But then I got high
Me an hour into the Transformers movie
Holy shit you’re the Dawson!
That's pretty funny.
That shit was so gay-- fucKing eighties style.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
[Guitar crunches musically]
I think I want to drive it
Dude, I think I just filled the cup
If I was you, I would've drowned-ed his ass...
That'll give you plenty of time to work on him.
No more hairy-bush nuns, no more dogs.
Blowin turds blowin turds
when said property was optioned by Miramax Films...
8th grade!!!!!!!
[Honking]
Jesus.
Well, I'm goin' first.
[Screaming]
Ain't that about a bitch?
Just fuckin' say it already!
Now here to help us explain this footage...
youcut so that he can see the fucking stink nuggets.
You remembered!
ME When i think about fantasy football
Make it fast and sexy
I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn...
and get back to you.
Only on the outside.
And on that note, we cue the music.
-What, you're the director now? -Hey, shove it, Bounce boy.
Aren't you gonna direct us?
Teresa's response when I asked Rabia if she had her knife!
-Half? -Half's not good enough? Fine.
Yeah
lt's really a fucking drag.
because she's gonna be one dead bitch.
and all I can hear is those two...
Orangutan's a member of the great ape family.
MR. VAN-DE-BEEK
think the real Jay and Silent Bob...
We can find
Screaming about Undertaker at the top of their lungs.
[Cheering]
youcut God damn youse all to hell!
you haven't even heard about yet.
HlTCHHlKER: 'Cause you're doing it all wrong.
OFFlCER: Să mergem. Să mergem.
They're talking about fictional characters.
You know, Lunch Box, she could be the one.
Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back?
JA Y: Get offmy Kool-Aid, motherfucker!
Come on, you guys. it's over.
mothermotherfuckmothermotherfuckfuck
fuckin' smokin'.
Look, no one's gonna get blown--
Make it fast...and sexy.
im a smooth pimp who loves the pussy
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
You know what they make you do in County?
And the only thing I do recognize right now...
[Chuckles] Meow.
Leave them out here liKe that and see what happens.
You gotta go from the heart, yo.
WHat tHe Hell?
So get away, OK
Where do you think you're going?
Well, you can't exclude an animal...
I taught you all your moves myself.
lt's hunting season
l thought the fat one didn`t really talK that much.
[Pbbt]
Oh, Sweet Irony!
How many people want to kick some ass
And all the weed I be smokin' is farmer's hay
merge, merge merge the pr
lfl was you guys, I would find Holden McNeil...
[Mooby the Golden Calf plays indistinctly]
Uh, Brent, can I talk to you over here for a second?
You actually watch that show?
Fucking stupid bitch!
Um, no, Holden McNeil.
Miramax is starting production this Friday...
You mind if I leave that... there?
I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, OK?
A B
Be Don Juan de la Nooch.
Raul Raul
He loves the cock.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just wanted to say hi. I'm--
THis'll keep tHe sun out of your eyes.
Jesus, Ben , I said I’m Busy... Busy
Fuck! When Lord? When? When will this parasite leave?
They looovveeee the cock
The sign on the back of the car...
about dealing in front of the store?
What are we waiting for? Action!
Please accept my apologies...