Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God, I can't believe what a pushover you are.
I stick those little pieces of paper...
Fuck them up their stupid asses
Hyah!
I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, OK?
MR. VAN-DE-BEEK
But then I got high
from whatever gay serial killers...
Oh, Sweet Irony!
They looovveeee the cock
Yeah, see? [Mutters]
you live by the Book, too?
[Pbbt]
and handed down to the greatest band in the world--
There are JSON files?
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
[Inhales] Thought so.
Make it fast and sexy
And I was, like, What's up?
about dealing in front of the store?
-What, you're the director now? -Hey, shove it, Bounce boy.
I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed
GUARD: Fuck!
Orangutan's a member of the great ape family.
On a cloud ofsight I drift in the night
Oh, Hollywood, huh? That's a long ways away.
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
So get away, OK
Where do you think you're going?
lt's like I don't care about nothin', man
Just fuckin' say it already!
Screaming about Undertaker at the top of their lungs.
Heh. Remind me to renew that restraining order.
[Tires screech]
They’re fucking Clown shoes.
[Honking]
Say what, say what
your posts just don't matter... most
Fucking stupid bitch!
You gotta go from the heart, yo.
This`ll Keep the sun out of your eyes.
JA Y: Get offmy Kool-Aid, motherfucker!
Bitch.
Please accept my apologies...
8th grade!!!!!!!
youcut so that he can see the fucking stink nuggets.
Oh, what, this?
You remembered!
And all the weed I be smokin' is farmer's hay
from in the heart of Utah.
That's pretty funny.
Come on, let's get something to eat.
NUN: Of course. So...
Uh, you guys want anything from inside?
[Banging on door]
[Cheering]
because she's gonna be one dead bitch.
Only on the outside.
ln these outfits, we're totally incognito.
Me an hour into the Transformers movie
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
think the real Jay and Silent Bob...
Can you do it?
[Ruff ruff ruff]
Uh, the Liberate Apes Before lmprisoning Apes movement?
and all I can hear is those two...
Come on, you guys. it's over.
OFFlCER: Să mergem. Să mergem.
[Screaming]
[Guitar crunches musically]
If I was you, I would've drowned-ed his ass...
Now here to help us explain this footage...
Ooh, I wanna suck youse guys' dicks off...
with tales of prejudice and bigotry...
Ooh. What's a trouser snake?
I taught you all your moves myself.
Wait a second. We'll be right back.
Shit, I said you love the cock.
HlTCHHlKER: 'Cause you're doing it all wrong.
Well, you can't exclude an animal...
signed by a Jay and Silent Bob.
You mind if I leave that... there?
in imagining this flick may be the worst idea...
you haven't even heard about yet.
merge, merge merge the pr
Be Don Juan de la Nooch.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just wanted to say hi. I'm--
Raul Raul
Look at him
Fi-cti-on-al Ch-ar-ect-ers
Well, I'm goin' first.
We can find
Holy shit you’re the Dawson!
That'll give you plenty of time to work on him.
Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back?
The sign on the back of the car...
Yo, yo, fack da police
On Moviepoopshoot.com...
Worth a shot.
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us! He said he’d fuck a blue alien!
Oh, shit! What up?
He loves the cock.
No little perv bullshit's gonna work for this one.
Look, no one's gonna get blown--
Well...
[Cow moos]
That shit was so gay-- fucKing eighties style.
WHat tHe Hell?
Aren't you gonna direct us?
Yo DJT
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Blowin turds blowin turds
A-are you guys all right?
-[Door chimes] -Thank you.
mothermotherfuckmothermotherfuckfuck
Yeah
All right, enough of this small talk.
I think I want to drive it
What are we waiting for? Action!
lt's hunting season
When some dickhead is chucking gear in the Fly water
Jesus.
and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts...
I'm a little dangerous
Uh, Brent, can I talk to you over here for a second?
Yeah?
See, Wood says--
Time to shine. Let's go.
-Yeah, but-- -Why are you such a homophobe?
And on that note, we cue the music.
lt's really a fucking drag.
Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick?
I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn...
Jesus, Ben , I said I’m Busy... Busy
You know, Lunch Box, she could be the one.
Put that shit in my hand
Look at me! I’m the pig farmer!
No more hairy-bush nuns, no more dogs.
fuckin' smokin'.
Don't just point like...
Leave them out here liKe that and see what happens.
They're talking about fictional characters.
Miramax is starting production this Friday...
when said property was optioned by Miramax Films...
THis'll keep tHe sun out of your eyes.
But--
ME When i think about fantasy football
You wouldn’t last a day on the creek.
BRENT: Hey, Mr. Science Guy
Um, no, Holden McNeil.
im a smooth pimp who loves the pussy
You actually watch that show?
that they're hitchhiking girls, either.
Dude, I think I just filled the cup
All rigHt, don't you fucking move, you little sHit macHine.
How many people want to kick some ass
-Half? -Half's not good enough? Fine.
And she's like, Oh, l've read on the lnternet...
They're Fucking Clownshoes
And the only thing I do recognize right now...
Yo, I hope one rips off the other one's shirt...
A B
Ain't that about a bitch?
[Chuckles] Meow.
and get back to you.
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Together.
Oh, that does it.
You know what they make you do in County?
and sent him packing, so it's smooth sailing.
Make it fast...and sexy.
youcut God damn youse all to hell!
[Mooby the Golden Calf plays indistinctly]
50 Bucks Little Man…
Girl, I'd love to show you
Fuck! When Lord? When? When will this parasite leave?
Skins?
l thought the fat one didn`t really talK that much.
Fuck beans! Traffics gonna suck.
Teresa's response when I asked Rabia if she had her knife!
lfl was you guys, I would find Holden McNeil...
primate rescue syndicate calling themselves...