Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

lfl was you guys, I would find Holden McNeil...
Well...
You gotta go from the heart, yo.
Jesus, Ben , I said I’m Busy... Busy
I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn...
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
and all I can hear is those two...
NUN: Of course. So...
Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick?
HlTCHHlKER: 'Cause you're doing it all wrong.
Only on the outside.
[Ruff ruff ruff]
ME When i think about fantasy football
Say what, say what
Oh, Hollywood, huh? That's a long ways away.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
lt's really a fucking drag.
[Chuckles] Meow.
Oh, what, this?
And I was, like, What's up?
Heh. Remind me to renew that restraining order.
Fucking stupid bitch!
Now here to help us explain this footage...
Yeah?
Fuck beans! Traffics gonna suck.
Yo, yo, fack da police
-[Door chimes] -Thank you.
think the real Jay and Silent Bob...
Skins?
Come on, let's get something to eat.
You know what they make you do in County?
Bitch.
You remembered!
Me an hour into the Transformers movie
Look at him
in imagining this flick may be the worst idea...
Blowin turds blowin turds
Aren't you gonna direct us?
BRENT: Hey, Mr. Science Guy
[Inhales] Thought so.
What are we waiting for? Action!
MR. VAN-DE-BEEK
your posts just don't matter... most
You mind if I leave that... there?
signed by a Jay and Silent Bob.
All rigHt, don't you fucking move, you little sHit macHine.
All right, enough of this small talk.
Miramax is starting production this Friday...
from in the heart of Utah.
Be Don Juan de la Nooch.
50 Bucks Little Man…
Fi-cti-on-al Ch-ar-ect-ers
Can you do it?
The sign on the back of the car...
But then I got high
that they're hitchhiking girls, either.
Fuck, fuck, fuck
That'll give you plenty of time to work on him.
Jesus.
Look, no one's gonna get blown--
And all the weed I be smokin' is farmer's hay
You wouldn’t last a day on the creek.
Orangutan's a member of the great ape family.
I think I want to drive it
And the only thing I do recognize right now...
Leave them out here liKe that and see what happens.
So get away, OK
Well, you can't exclude an animal...
about dealing in front of the store?
And she's like, Oh, l've read on the lnternet...
l thought the fat one didn`t really talK that much.
Oh, shit! What up?
fuckin' smokin'.
-What, you're the director now? -Hey, shove it, Bounce boy.
Wait a second. We'll be right back.
and get back to you.
If I was you, I would've drowned-ed his ass...
Teresa's response when I asked Rabia if she had her knife!
Shit, I said you love the cock.
OFFlCER: Să mergem. Să mergem.
Come on, you guys. it's over.
[Cow moos]
And on that note, we cue the music.
Well, I'm goin' first.
[Mooby the Golden Calf plays indistinctly]
ln these outfits, we're totally incognito.
See, Wood says--
They're talking about fictional characters.
Ooh, I wanna suck youse guys' dicks off...
WHat tHe Hell?
Worth a shot.
Together.
[Tires screech]
No more hairy-bush nuns, no more dogs.
Don't just point like...
Time to shine. Let's go.
No little perv bullshit's gonna work for this one.
We can find
A B
Make it fast...and sexy.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just wanted to say hi. I'm--
primate rescue syndicate calling themselves...
youcut God damn youse all to hell!
There are JSON files?
On Moviepoopshoot.com...
On a cloud ofsight I drift in the night
and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts...
They're Fucking Clownshoes
Fuck! When Lord? When? When will this parasite leave?
Uh, the Liberate Apes Before lmprisoning Apes movement?
lt's like I don't care about nothin', man
you live by the Book, too?
That shit was so gay-- fucKing eighties style.
and handed down to the greatest band in the world--
God, I can't believe what a pushover you are.
You know, Lunch Box, she could be the one.
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
8th grade!!!!!!!
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
im a smooth pimp who loves the pussy
But--
[Banging on door]
[Guitar crunches musically]
Ooh. What's a trouser snake?
I taught you all your moves myself.
JA Y: Get offmy Kool-Aid, motherfucker!
Put that shit in my hand
Make it fast and sexy
I'm a little dangerous
Uh, Brent, can I talk to you over here for a second?
Please accept my apologies...
[Honking]
I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed
Yeah
Ain't that about a bitch?
Raul Raul
This`ll Keep the sun out of your eyes.
They’re fucking Clown shoes.
Holy shit you’re the Dawson!
I stick those little pieces of paper...
Yo DJT
[Screaming]
and sent him packing, so it's smooth sailing.
Um, no, Holden McNeil.
merge, merge merge the pr
I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, OK?
from whatever gay serial killers...
-Yeah, but-- -Why are you such a homophobe?
[Cheering]
Look at me! I’m the pig farmer!
you haven't even heard about yet.
Fuck them up their stupid asses
Yo, I hope one rips off the other one's shirt...
because she's gonna be one dead bitch.
lt's hunting season
Where do you think you're going?
Hyah!
Uh, you guys want anything from inside?
Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back?
Screaming about Undertaker at the top of their lungs.
Oh, Sweet Irony!
Oh, that does it.
mothermotherfuckmothermotherfuckfuck
Yeah, see? [Mutters]
How many people want to kick some ass
THis'll keep tHe sun out of your eyes.
when said property was optioned by Miramax Films...
-Half? -Half's not good enough? Fine.
Dude, I think I just filled the cup
When some dickhead is chucking gear in the Fly water
with tales of prejudice and bigotry...
That's pretty funny.
A-are you guys all right?
youcut so that he can see the fucking stink nuggets.
GUARD: Fuck!
Just fuckin' say it already!
He loves the cock.
Girl, I'd love to show you
[Pbbt]
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us! He said he’d fuck a blue alien!
You actually watch that show?
They looovveeee the cock