Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Miramax is starting production this Friday...
Come on, let's get something to eat.
That shit was so gay-- fucKing eighties style.
Fuck! When Lord? When? When will this parasite leave?
[Guitar crunches musically]
Yo, yo, fack da police
50 Bucks Little Man…
Yeah
You mind if I leave that... there?
[Inhales] Thought so.
And she's like, Oh, l've read on the lnternet...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Girl, I'd love to show you
signed by a Jay and Silent Bob.
I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, OK?
WHat tHe Hell?
Bitch.
Please accept my apologies...
Yo DJT
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us! He said he’d fuck a blue alien!
with tales of prejudice and bigotry...
[Ruff ruff ruff]
Ain't that about a bitch?
[Chuckles] Meow.
lt's really a fucking drag.
Look at me! I’m the pig farmer!
lt's hunting season
Oh, what, this?
So get away, OK
primate rescue syndicate calling themselves...
from in the heart of Utah.
mothermotherfuckmothermotherfuckfuck
Um, no, Holden McNeil.
OFFlCER: Să mergem. Să mergem.
your posts just don't matter... most
What are we waiting for? Action!
Leave them out here liKe that and see what happens.
All rigHt, don't you fucking move, you little sHit macHine.
Oh, Hollywood, huh? That's a long ways away.
Oh, shit! What up?
Come on, you guys. it's over.
Be Don Juan de la Nooch.
But then I got high
from whatever gay serial killers...
ln these outfits, we're totally incognito.
THis'll keep tHe sun out of your eyes.
-[Door chimes] -Thank you.
[Cheering]
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
[Pbbt]
Heh. Remind me to renew that restraining order.
Me an hour into the Transformers movie
and sent him packing, so it's smooth sailing.
Look, no one's gonna get blown--
8th grade!!!!!!!
They’re fucking Clown shoes.
Say what, say what
Teresa's response when I asked Rabia if she had her knife!
Ooh. What's a trouser snake?
I'm a little dangerous
Make it fast...and sexy.
I think I want to drive it
You know, Lunch Box, she could be the one.
NUN: Of course. So...
I taught you all your moves myself.
BRENT: Hey, Mr. Science Guy
lt's like I don't care about nothin', man
you live by the Book, too?
Blowin turds blowin turds
Yeah?
That'll give you plenty of time to work on him.
He loves the cock.
and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts...
Only on the outside.
You gotta go from the heart, yo.
See, Wood says--
Make it fast and sexy
Well, you can't exclude an animal...
They're talking about fictional characters.
No little perv bullshit's gonna work for this one.
GUARD: Fuck!
Uh, you guys want anything from inside?
Together.
All right, enough of this small talk.
Worth a shot.
[Banging on door]
ME When i think about fantasy football
Can you do it?
youcut so that he can see the fucking stink nuggets.
Well, I'm goin' first.
Fuck, fuck, fuck
We can find
God, I can't believe what a pushover you are.
l thought the fat one didn`t really talK that much.
youcut God damn youse all to hell!
And the only thing I do recognize right now...
about dealing in front of the store?
You remembered!
I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn...
[Tires screech]
MR. VAN-DE-BEEK
Dude, I think I just filled the cup
They're Fucking Clownshoes
Time to shine. Let's go.
Just fuckin' say it already!
Where do you think you're going?
Raul Raul
Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back?
They looovveeee the cock
Well...
Yeah, see? [Mutters]
That's pretty funny.
On a cloud ofsight I drift in the night
-Half? -Half's not good enough? Fine.
Screaming about Undertaker at the top of their lungs.
Orangutan's a member of the great ape family.
Wait a second. We'll be right back.
Fi-cti-on-al Ch-ar-ect-ers
Oh, that does it.
A B
im a smooth pimp who loves the pussy
Look at him
Don't just point like...
Now here to help us explain this footage...
Oh, Sweet Irony!
And all the weed I be smokin' is farmer's hay
Shit, I said you love the cock.
Fuck them up their stupid asses
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
in imagining this flick may be the worst idea...
when said property was optioned by Miramax Films...
This`ll Keep the sun out of your eyes.
You wouldn’t last a day on the creek.
But--
No more hairy-bush nuns, no more dogs.
think the real Jay and Silent Bob...
How many people want to kick some ass
Holy shit you’re the Dawson!
lfl was you guys, I would find Holden McNeil...
that they're hitchhiking girls, either.
Hyah!
Jesus, Ben , I said I’m Busy... Busy
I stick those little pieces of paper...
Yo, I hope one rips off the other one's shirt...
You actually watch that show?
HlTCHHlKER: 'Cause you're doing it all wrong.
Uh, the Liberate Apes Before lmprisoning Apes movement?
Uh, Brent, can I talk to you over here for a second?
If I was you, I would've drowned-ed his ass...
I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed
Skins?
and get back to you.
merge, merge merge the pr
[Mooby the Golden Calf plays indistinctly]
Ooh, I wanna suck youse guys' dicks off...
Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick?
And I was, like, What's up?
[Screaming]
Put that shit in my hand
you haven't even heard about yet.
Jesus.
[Honking]
A-are you guys all right?
You know what they make you do in County?
There are JSON files?
fuckin' smokin'.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just wanted to say hi. I'm--
When some dickhead is chucking gear in the Fly water
because she's gonna be one dead bitch.
and handed down to the greatest band in the world--
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
And on that note, we cue the music.
The sign on the back of the car...
JA Y: Get offmy Kool-Aid, motherfucker!
Fucking stupid bitch!
Aren't you gonna direct us?
Fuck beans! Traffics gonna suck.
and all I can hear is those two...
On Moviepoopshoot.com...
-What, you're the director now? -Hey, shove it, Bounce boy.
[Cow moos]
-Yeah, but-- -Why are you such a homophobe?