Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Me when Hoops and Yoyo is getting popular
Where the fuck did they come from?
are out of commission. Ready? Break.
Applesauce, bitch.
He loves the KACK
Just the motherfucker we came to see!
cat face!
You all right, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?
Look at this. A gay hood ornament...
if it isn't the wildlife expert.
BOY: Holy shit, dude.
What's up with Pacey stealing Joey from Dawson?
How about this deal?
Yo, man, did you really get to third base...
Fuck him up his stupid ass(es)
so that he can see the poopin' stink nuggets.
[Sighs]
[Horn buzzing]
The Provasik animal-testing facility in Boulder...
'Cause I'm gonna blast that flick on the lnternet tonight.
Word, B. Phantoms' Like A MF
but that's not their son. That's the ape.
As sure as I am that you're the hottest bitch I ever seen.
[Gunshot on computer]
and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob.
for likeness rights...
Where are the stars of this piece of shit?
written by God herself...
Tell you what-- we'll settle this monetarily.
All we gotta do is figure out how to get closer to 'em.
Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a ruler...
Smokin` weed, smokin` wizz
Why don't you do that? I'll be right here waitin'.
Vi åker ner till stationen.
We ain’t gay
Are you fuckin' crazy? Now, they may be gay...
you are in breach of the original contract.
.
Yeah, I frosted my hair, but it looks good.
There ain't no snacks here, man.
who was killed in a car explosion's monkey.
Your friends, huh? Where they at?
bong!
Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
Why, man?
Damn, this must've set 'em back a couple hundred bucks.
I gotta be the craftiest motherfucker alive.
Let's rock.
Ooh ooh
Yeah. Thank God you picked us up.
'Bluntman and Chronic' is the worst comic I ever read.
Noice, noice, noice
Out there by that van.
Echo Base, l've got a 1 0-07...
Why wouldn't Miramax option his other comic instead...
Well, that's good to hear.
Roll another blunt
Gooning gooning gooning
Three days to stop that fuckin' stupid movie...
Who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts
Oh, my goodness
Fuck.
[Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]
. .
that you two would be entitled to in the process.
every white knight ever in SC
Yo, fuck you You fucking square!
What, you don`t believe me? Let me show you.
Yo, she called you beautiful.
What kind of deal?
Well, we'll wait out here till you clean up.
Whoa!
Ha ha!
I thought you blew up, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck.
Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rеаӏ.
-Tell 'em, Steve-Dave. -Would you stop saying that?
Yeah.
I was gonna pull right over and stop
We haven't seen a fucking dime for no movie.
Rollin` blunts and smokin`--
WHEN YOU LET IT OUT TOO SOON OOOOH CRAP
Shut up, Justice. She's just a little embarrassed.
Well, if we were gay, that's the way I'd see it.
La da da da da da
Shannen, usually I say cut.
[All laugh]
Miramax optioned Bluntman and Chronic.
I think Ryan carrick gonna sue somebody
Eight days.
Chaka! Call off Dawson, will you?
Yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat guy in a Jeff cap
If you say cowboy hat one more time you’ll be in time out Cow, boy, hat
WlLLENHOLLY: All right, gang.
Anyplace it goes is right, Goes far
Because I got high
[Cracks neck] Ahem. All right.
When Lord when? When's gon be my time!?!!
The one at the Unitarian church last week...
-Mat mat mat -Lip la
What, you don't believe me? Let me show you.
featuring the greatest band in the world!
Of course.
And then all you motherfucks are next.
ls Hollywood near where we're going?
Salvando Planeta Palabra: Fulanito, y Detal
Say it, don't spray it.
or Bill and Ted.
scene 1 6, take 5.
Don`t never say an unKind word about the Time.
Aaah!
with the chick magnet net handle Wompa One...
for the break-in.
Don’t never say an unkind word about Friends!
JASON: Fuck you and your Dawson's crap.
Downpour Devs: Jesus, PCVR, Isaid i'm busy.Busy
I am going to do something about these two stoner fucks...
Look, man, she doesn't wanna go back to the lab.
identified in literature that accompanied the tape...
and you know what they do to you in jail.
that movie's going to make some huge bank.
standing in front of a fucking store, rigHt?
So, what brings you two dirt merchants...
JA Y: The ø said if we go within a hundred feet...
La da da da da da da
Why, man?
What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob?
eh keep on truckin
and he showed us the lnternet. And that's where we found...
I wanna touch your penis
I don't know.
GUARD: Get 'em!
BRODlE: Well, after X-Men hit at the box office...
ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY YOU ARE THE ONES THAT ARE THE BALL LICKERS
lt's nice to meet you.
U r the ball lickers
Look at all these crackers.
If I was you, I would've been like...
BEN: Gus?
We came to Hollywood, I fell in love.
JUSTlCE: Man, you're such a bitch!
WlLENHOLLY: What are you talking about?
Oh, what a lovely tea party.
Well, if we were gay, that`s the way l`d see it.
Your C.L.l.T. doesn't stand a chance.
[Chuckles]
Hell Yea, Bitch
l'll give you two-thirds of what I make.
That's Banky's deal. He owns the property now.
Now drop tHe kid and peddle your wares...
JASON: You see, man?
شكلي لما لما شكلي
Then sometimes you gotta go back to the well.
My bad.
You see, kids, if you read Wizard...
I'm singing this whole thing wrong
Well in prison, his ass will be the shares.
Zoinks, yo.
then get back on the road...
and get yo' mother-fuckin' movie check...
Good Lord.
JUSTlCE: Oh. Let's see.
Aw, man, it's a small world!
Do they have you held hostage?
That's what you get for falling in love
jesus, wwe universe, i said i'm busy
Don't make us go back to our liberal city home...
She has a nice voice, too.
We keep our eye on the prize and let nothing...
Yeah, sis, but it was better than Mallrats.
because no one knows we're real in real life.
[Music playing]
DAPHNE: And I don't think...
I’m the chucklehead?