Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JA Y: The ø said if we go within a hundred feet...
-Tell 'em, Steve-Dave. -Would you stop saying that?
Yo, she called you beautiful.
He loves the KACK
Smokin` weed, smokin` wizz
that you two would be entitled to in the process.
Zoinks, yo.
Of course.
[Sighs]
Well, that's good to hear.
What's up with Pacey stealing Joey from Dawson?
Chaka! Call off Dawson, will you?
Why, man?
She has a nice voice, too.
I don't know.
U r the ball lickers
Applesauce, bitch.
Miramax optioned Bluntman and Chronic.
Word, B. Phantoms' Like A MF
Oh, my goodness
Look, man, she doesn't wanna go back to the lab.
Anyplace it goes is right, Goes far
WHEN YOU LET IT OUT TOO SOON OOOOH CRAP
scene 1 6, take 5.
Ooh ooh
Eight days.
that movie's going to make some huge bank.
Tell you what-- we'll settle this monetarily.
are out of commission. Ready? Break.
[Cracks neck] Ahem. All right.
Shut up, Justice. She's just a little embarrassed.
'Cause I'm gonna blast that flick on the lnternet tonight.
Aw, man, it's a small world!
I think Ryan carrick gonna sue somebody
I thought you blew up, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck.
We ain’t gay
WlLLENHOLLY: All right, gang.
We haven't seen a fucking dime for no movie.
l'll give you two-thirds of what I make.
How about this deal?
Aaah!
or Bill and Ted.
bong!
identified in literature that accompanied the tape...
I gotta be the craftiest motherfucker alive.
Damn, this must've set 'em back a couple hundred bucks.
but that's not their son. That's the ape.
eh keep on truckin
Where the fuck did they come from?
every white knight ever in SC
JUSTlCE: Oh. Let's see.
DAPHNE: And I don't think...
If I was you, I would've been like...
Oh, what a lovely tea party.
Don’t never say an unkind word about Friends!
We came to Hollywood, I fell in love.
Good Lord.
Fuck.
ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY YOU ARE THE ONES THAT ARE THE BALL LICKERS
Salvando Planeta Palabra: Fulanito, y Detal
Well, we'll wait out here till you clean up.
Why, man?
Look at this. A gay hood ornament...
Why wouldn't Miramax option his other comic instead...
I wanna touch your penis
featuring the greatest band in the world!
Yo, man, did you really get to third base...
Now drop tHe kid and peddle your wares...
jesus, wwe universe, i said i'm busy
Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
What kind of deal?
All we gotta do is figure out how to get closer to 'em.
That's Banky's deal. He owns the property now.
Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a ruler...
Downpour Devs: Jesus, PCVR, Isaid i'm busy.Busy
Roll another blunt
Don`t never say an unKind word about the Time.
Yeah, I frosted my hair, but it looks good.
Noice, noice, noice
شكلي لما لما شكلي
[Gunshot on computer]
Well, if we were gay, that's the way I'd see it.
so that he can see the poopin' stink nuggets.
GUARD: Get 'em!
with the chick magnet net handle Wompa One...
Yeah.
I was gonna pull right over and stop
Let's rock.
That's what you get for falling in love
.
if it isn't the wildlife expert.
Your C.L.l.T. doesn't stand a chance.
The one at the Unitarian church last week...
lt's nice to meet you.
standing in front of a fucking store, rigHt?
Fuck him up his stupid ass(es)
What, you don`t believe me? Let me show you.
and you know what they do to you in jail.
Vi åker ner till stationen.
Hell Yea, Bitch
What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob?
When Lord when? When's gon be my time!?!!
You see, kids, if you read Wizard...
JUSTlCE: Man, you're such a bitch!
Why don't you do that? I'll be right here waitin'.
for likeness rights...
Who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts
Yeah. Thank God you picked us up.
Me when Hoops and Yoyo is getting popular
Echo Base, l've got a 1 0-07...
We keep our eye on the prize and let nothing...
Just the motherfucker we came to see!
cat face!
WlLENHOLLY: What are you talking about?
you are in breach of the original contract.
Well in prison, his ass will be the shares.
And then all you motherfucks are next.
Where are the stars of this piece of shit?
Say it, don't spray it.
and he showed us the lnternet. And that's where we found...
As sure as I am that you're the hottest bitch I ever seen.
and get yo' mother-fuckin' movie check...
Yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat guy in a Jeff cap
[Music playing]
written by God herself...
Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rеаӏ.
You all right, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?
Yeah, sis, but it was better than Mallrats.
. .
for the break-in.
Ha ha!
What, you don't believe me? Let me show you.
-Mat mat mat -Lip la
then get back on the road...
Out there by that van.
Shannen, usually I say cut.
So, what brings you two dirt merchants...
[All laugh]
There ain't no snacks here, man.
I’m the chucklehead?
BEN: Gus?
I am going to do something about these two stoner fucks...
[Chuckles]
and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob.
Look at all these crackers.
Gooning gooning gooning
Because I got high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong
Then sometimes you gotta go back to the well.
[Horn buzzing]
My bad.
Don't make us go back to our liberal city home...
ls Hollywood near where we're going?
Three days to stop that fuckin' stupid movie...
Do they have you held hostage?
Are you fuckin' crazy? Now, they may be gay...
Whoa!
La da da da da da
BOY: Holy shit, dude.
If you say cowboy hat one more time you’ll be in time out Cow, boy, hat
Well, if we were gay, that`s the way l`d see it.
The Provasik animal-testing facility in Boulder...
Rollin` blunts and smokin`--
who was killed in a car explosion's monkey.
[Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]
BRODlE: Well, after X-Men hit at the box office...
Your friends, huh? Where they at?
Yo, fuck you You fucking square!
La da da da da da da
JASON: Fuck you and your Dawson's crap.
'Bluntman and Chronic' is the worst comic I ever read.
because no one knows we're real in real life.
JASON: You see, man?