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The one at the Unitarian church last week...
I think Ryan carrick gonna sue somebody
Yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat guy in a Jeff cap
Where are the stars of this piece of shit?
Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a ruler...
La da da da da da da
Your friends, huh? Where they at?
Say it, don't spray it.
Ooh ooh
bong!
Fuck him up his stupid ass(es)
Zoinks, yo.
Aaah!
Don't make us go back to our liberal city home...
He loves the KACK
We keep our eye on the prize and let nothing...
What, you don`t believe me? Let me show you.
Yeah.
Tell you what-- we'll settle this monetarily.
If you say cowboy hat one more time you’ll be in time out Cow, boy, hat
Yo, she called you beautiful.
Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
Yeah, I frosted my hair, but it looks good.
cat face!
As sure as I am that you're the hottest bitch I ever seen.
Look, man, she doesn't wanna go back to the lab.
My bad.
I am going to do something about these two stoner fucks...
JA Y: The ø said if we go within a hundred feet...
JUSTlCE: Oh. Let's see.
Well, if we were gay, that`s the way l`d see it.
You all right, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?
you are in breach of the original contract.
GUARD: Get 'em!
Three days to stop that fuckin' stupid movie...
Whoa!
Good Lord.
I wanna touch your penis
Well, that's good to hear.
[Chuckles]
Look at this. A gay hood ornament...
I thought you blew up, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck.
JASON: You see, man?
BRODlE: Well, after X-Men hit at the box office...
WlLENHOLLY: What are you talking about?
that you two would be entitled to in the process.
I don't know.
U r the ball lickers
Ha ha!
She has a nice voice, too.
ls Hollywood near where we're going?
There ain't no snacks here, man.
All we gotta do is figure out how to get closer to 'em.
and get yo' mother-fuckin' movie check...
We haven't seen a fucking dime for no movie.
jesus, wwe universe, i said i'm busy
[All laugh]
JASON: Fuck you and your Dawson's crap.
Where the fuck did they come from?
La da da da da da
so that he can see the poopin' stink nuggets.
Who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts
[Cracks neck] Ahem. All right.
ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY YOU ARE THE ONES THAT ARE THE BALL LICKERS
then get back on the road...
Are you fuckin' crazy? Now, they may be gay...
When Lord when? When's gon be my time!?!!
lt's nice to meet you.
I'm singing this whole thing wrong
or Bill and Ted.
Noice, noice, noice
featuring the greatest band in the world!
and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob.
What kind of deal?
written by God herself...
Eight days.
eh keep on truckin
for likeness rights...
Because I got high
for the break-in.
The Provasik animal-testing facility in Boulder...
BEN: Gus?
Rollin` blunts and smokin`--
and he showed us the lnternet. And that's where we found...
Well, we'll wait out here till you clean up.
and you know what they do to you in jail.
if it isn't the wildlife expert.
Echo Base, l've got a 1 0-07...
Applesauce, bitch.
Shut up, Justice. She's just a little embarrassed.
WHEN YOU LET IT OUT TOO SOON OOOOH CRAP
because no one knows we're real in real life.
Aw, man, it's a small world!
'Bluntman and Chronic' is the worst comic I ever read.
-Tell 'em, Steve-Dave. -Would you stop saying that?
with the chick magnet net handle Wompa One...
What, you don't believe me? Let me show you.
Yeah. Thank God you picked us up.
that movie's going to make some huge bank.
Miramax optioned Bluntman and Chronic.
[Sighs]
. .
Damn, this must've set 'em back a couple hundred bucks.
Now drop tHe kid and peddle your wares...
And then all you motherfucks are next.
Oh, my goodness
WlLLENHOLLY: All right, gang.
Yeah, sis, but it was better than Mallrats.
Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rеаӏ.
standing in front of a fucking store, rigHt?
Just the motherfucker we came to see!
Gooning gooning gooning
[Music playing]
.
Yo, fuck you You fucking square!
Shannen, usually I say cut.
Salvando Planeta Palabra: Fulanito, y Detal
Yo, man, did you really get to third base...
'Cause I'm gonna blast that flick on the lnternet tonight.
Well in prison, his ass will be the shares.
Word, B. Phantoms' Like A MF
who was killed in a car explosion's monkey.
What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob?
Anyplace it goes is right, Goes far
Then sometimes you gotta go back to the well.
Chaka! Call off Dawson, will you?
Downpour Devs: Jesus, PCVR, Isaid i'm busy.Busy
every white knight ever in SC
Oh, what a lovely tea party.
scene 1 6, take 5.
Fuck.
Don’t never say an unkind word about Friends!
[Horn buzzing]
I gotta be the craftiest motherfucker alive.
Well, if we were gay, that's the way I'd see it.
Look at all these crackers.
DAPHNE: And I don't think...
That's Banky's deal. He owns the property now.
We came to Hollywood, I fell in love.
Your C.L.l.T. doesn't stand a chance.
We ain’t gay
[Gunshot on computer]
Me when Hoops and Yoyo is getting popular
Out there by that van.
You see, kids, if you read Wizard...
Why don't you do that? I'll be right here waitin'.
Do they have you held hostage?
but that's not their son. That's the ape.
BOY: Holy shit, dude.
If I was you, I would've been like...
I was gonna pull right over and stop
[Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]
How about this deal?
Smokin` weed, smokin` wizz
l'll give you two-thirds of what I make.
I’m the chucklehead?
Let's rock.
-Mat mat mat -Lip la
Of course.
JUSTlCE: Man, you're such a bitch!
Don`t never say an unKind word about the Time.
identified in literature that accompanied the tape...
are out of commission. Ready? Break.
Vi åker ner till stationen.
What's up with Pacey stealing Joey from Dawson?
Why wouldn't Miramax option his other comic instead...
Why, man?
Hell Yea, Bitch
That's what you get for falling in love
Roll another blunt
شكلي لما لما شكلي
Why, man?
So, what brings you two dirt merchants...