Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's Banky's deal. He owns the property now.
She has a nice voice, too.
[Chuckles]
We came to Hollywood, I fell in love.
every white knight ever in SC
Who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts
JASON: Fuck you and your Dawson's crap.
identified in literature that accompanied the tape...
Yeah, sis, but it was better than Mallrats.
Aaah!
Yo, fuck you You fucking square!
Don’t never say an unkind word about Friends!
Whoa!
I’m the chucklehead?
Let's rock.
[All laugh]
When Lord when? When's gon be my time!?!!
So, what brings you two dirt merchants...
Anyplace it goes is right, Goes far
lt's nice to meet you.
-Tell 'em, Steve-Dave. -Would you stop saying that?
featuring the greatest band in the world!
Your friends, huh? Where they at?
Applesauce, bitch.
Gooning gooning gooning
JUSTlCE: Oh. Let's see.
As sure as I am that you're the hottest bitch I ever seen.
I wanna touch your penis
who was killed in a car explosion's monkey.
BRODlE: Well, after X-Men hit at the box office...
My bad.
'Bluntman and Chronic' is the worst comic I ever read.
'Cause I'm gonna blast that flick on the lnternet tonight.
We ain’t gay
Yeah. Thank God you picked us up.
Tell you what-- we'll settle this monetarily.
WHEN YOU LET IT OUT TOO SOON OOOOH CRAP
Yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat guy in a Jeff cap
I thought you blew up, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck.
شكلي لما لما شكلي
La da da da da da da
JA Y: The ø said if we go within a hundred feet...
Fuck.
with the chick magnet net handle Wompa One...
then get back on the road...
if it isn't the wildlife expert.
Word, B. Phantoms' Like A MF
Look, man, she doesn't wanna go back to the lab.
JASON: You see, man?
[Cracks neck] Ahem. All right.
Miramax optioned Bluntman and Chronic.
Where the fuck did they come from?
because no one knows we're real in real life.
and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob.
Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
[Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]
Smokin` weed, smokin` wizz
I don't know.
I am going to do something about these two stoner fucks...
[Music playing]
that movie's going to make some huge bank.
Why, man?
The Provasik animal-testing facility in Boulder...
Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a ruler...
written by God herself...
Chaka! Call off Dawson, will you?
and you know what they do to you in jail.
bong!
Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rеаӏ.
and get yo' mother-fuckin' movie check...
Echo Base, l've got a 1 0-07...
He loves the KACK
Yo, she called you beautiful.
cat face!
I gotta be the craftiest motherfucker alive.
Well, that's good to hear.
DAPHNE: And I don't think...
Shut up, Justice. She's just a little embarrassed.
I was gonna pull right over and stop
Hell Yea, Bitch
What, you don`t believe me? Let me show you.
Why, man?
Of course.
l'll give you two-thirds of what I make.
Because I got high
Well, if we were gay, that`s the way l`d see it.
Aw, man, it's a small world!
[Sighs]
Well, we'll wait out here till you clean up.
Look at this. A gay hood ornament...
Your C.L.l.T. doesn't stand a chance.
BOY: Holy shit, dude.
.
Don't make us go back to our liberal city home...
Are you fuckin' crazy? Now, they may be gay...
. .
Me when Hoops and Yoyo is getting popular
Look at all these crackers.
You see, kids, if you read Wizard...
U r the ball lickers
Well in prison, his ass will be the shares.
La da da da da da
Say it, don't spray it.
There ain't no snacks here, man.
Noice, noice, noice
[Horn buzzing]
Ha ha!
You all right, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?
Oh, what a lovely tea party.
We keep our eye on the prize and let nothing...
Zoinks, yo.
Where are the stars of this piece of shit?
The one at the Unitarian church last week...
Do they have you held hostage?
Oh, my goodness
jesus, wwe universe, i said i'm busy
Vi åker ner till stationen.
or Bill and Ted.
-Mat mat mat -Lip la
What's up with Pacey stealing Joey from Dawson?
Salvando Planeta Palabra: Fulanito, y Detal
JUSTlCE: Man, you're such a bitch!
WlLLENHOLLY: All right, gang.
Why wouldn't Miramax option his other comic instead...
Downpour Devs: Jesus, PCVR, Isaid i'm busy.Busy
Well, if we were gay, that's the way I'd see it.
but that's not their son. That's the ape.
for likeness rights...
That's what you get for falling in love
BEN: Gus?
Eight days.
And then all you motherfucks are next.
Yo, man, did you really get to third base...
Fuck him up his stupid ass(es)
that you two would be entitled to in the process.
How about this deal?
and he showed us the lnternet. And that's where we found...
Rollin` blunts and smokin`--
Three days to stop that fuckin' stupid movie...
for the break-in.
I'm singing this whole thing wrong
Now drop tHe kid and peddle your wares...
Why don't you do that? I'll be right here waitin'.
What, you don't believe me? Let me show you.
are out of commission. Ready? Break.
Damn, this must've set 'em back a couple hundred bucks.
Good Lord.
If I was you, I would've been like...
What kind of deal?
WlLENHOLLY: What are you talking about?
ls Hollywood near where we're going?
We haven't seen a fucking dime for no movie.
Just the motherfucker we came to see!
If you say cowboy hat one more time you’ll be in time out Cow, boy, hat
What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob?
All we gotta do is figure out how to get closer to 'em.
Yeah.
you are in breach of the original contract.
Then sometimes you gotta go back to the well.
Out there by that van.
standing in front of a fucking store, rigHt?
I think Ryan carrick gonna sue somebody
Don`t never say an unKind word about the Time.
GUARD: Get 'em!
Ooh ooh
Shannen, usually I say cut.
so that he can see the poopin' stink nuggets.
eh keep on truckin
Yeah, I frosted my hair, but it looks good.
[Gunshot on computer]
ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY YOU ARE THE ONES THAT ARE THE BALL LICKERS
Roll another blunt
scene 1 6, take 5.