Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, you got to grow, man.

[Police radio squawking]

from the lab last night is taken by these men--

What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?

I'm serious, man

Drinkin` beers, beers, beers

we can start lookin' for the monkey.

You don`t Know ``Jungle Love``?

Now Who's Stupid, You Dirty Couch Fucker!

JA Y: This little monkey...

I can't believe it. Months of planning...

Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!

'Cause I'm high

And this is your finger--

My friends in the Bureau...

Motherfucker, man.

I'm takin' it back for the black man...

Ew dude, you were really gonna suck my dick

lt was just between recess and lunch.

Maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out...

What the fuck you waitin’ for, bitch?! Start suckin’!!

I’m the pig farmer!

a little bit more specific than that.

A tape of the terrorists who claim responsibility...

Now, the two men that you saw in the video...

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

you're raising there.

Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked By a fat man in an overcoat?

before they ruin our good names.

I came up with it before PBS.

No pot, huh? What do you use this for?

What the fuck is the internet?

You're a true artist, Gus.

a bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off...

You know where Miramax is at?

Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here?

20 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

Yo, youse guys wanna hear something fucKed up...

Jay, uh, before you go...

All right, once we get upstairs...

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

I don't want no mouthful ofmonkey spit...

that is one fine-looking boy you are raising.

Five hours and not a single ride.

up my brown eye and bam!

far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass.

Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

a guy who calls himself titmouse fan.

MAN: Excuse me.

The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?

is weed and dick and fart jokes?

ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.

When’s gonna be my time?!

I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature.

Holy shit you’re the Dawson

Took your characters and turned them...

That’s who the fuck I am

could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape...

The lnternet has given everyone in America a voice...

[Police radio squawking]

Who's it gonna be, Jussy, him or us?

Morris Day and the Time!

Well, I'm all the way live L.A.

Or House Party 3.

Don't never say an unkind word about the house

Mary Click's Ad campaign for Swift

Did you say no problem?

'Cause I'm high

Kaboom, you little stoner fucks.

Plaschke, Willenholly.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.

Yo, she called you retarded.

I was gonna go to work

FRED: What do we do with them now?

lt'll take more than a doctor

you were legally obliged to secure our permission...

it’s the female orgasm-- that's the myth.

You're just no longer that good...Will Hunting.

Don't stop until these little young Hollywood fucks...

about stopping this bile.

Maybe they experiment on 'em by making 'em...

Right between the sound machine

Oh, wait a minute

How come we ain't gettin' no rides?

Wow. Three guys, four girls. What's the count, boys?

What? The market research says people love monkeys.

into doing this shit in the first place.

about characters whose central preoccupation...

If that money doesn’t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe

Uh-huh. They all made it in, but I failed the exam.

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the exchange.

OH, nice parenting.

used to pay you likeness rights for the comic book?

MultiSeries and Sago Mini Apps Really

'Cause I wasn't with a hooker today. Ha ha!

Crack? Want some crack?

Yeah, 'cause I got high

Cajun fries are the bomb At Five Guys, yo!

No, uh, we kicked those guys' asses bad.

Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т'ѕ rеаӏ аӏӏ rіgһt.

JA Y: Mmm, mmm.

Oh, my God, I'm paralyzed!

George we'll just taser Marley and throw her into the shark tank at SeaWorld George we'll just chop Marley up and electroucute her

You trace. You go around the lines.

Suck it in! Think thin! Think thin!

-A little Venus Flytrap? -l'll counter with Dragon Queen.

WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!

WlLLENHOLLY: Shit! Shit! Shit!

Fuck beans! That was them, wasn't it?

SlNGER: I don't care ifit rains or freezes

Dance, pie-fucker!

And at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend...

It's just not that good...Will Hunting

Boys, we know you're in there.

so people stop callin' us names on the lnternet...

Who smokes the blunts ? We smoke the blunts !

ln this chilling clip, they make it very clear...

Oh, sweet irony!

that hot new terrorists Jay and Silent Bob...

That's a nice name.

Me and Silent Bob modeled our wHole fucking lives...

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat

Shit, yeah. We gots to get paid.

All right, here, check this one out.

One--we're walkin', talkin' bad-girl cliches!

My friends and I are on a road trip.

you'd know that it's the top story this month.

Мы не курим травку, йоу.

They said Jay and Silent Bob. They used our real names.

by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?

Fack, fack, fack da police

Shut the fuck up

Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner...

Billy zane, you da bomb in the phantom, yo!

Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek are on the set, Chaka.

Sweet nun my gift of power Tiney nun my gift of soung

Me and Justice are gonna get married one day...

I am the Clam commander

ЈUЅТӏСЕ: Маn, уоu'rе ѕuсһ а bіtсһ!

FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

[Both whistling]

their dirty little hands on.

For example, we got a guy here...

quote--fucking clown shoes, and if they were real...

Now we can finally solve the mystery...

Where are you boys from?

Look, I'm sorry I dragged you away...

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

Go to the next one

One rectal breach comin' up.

Steal a monkey? Shit, no problem.

So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?

And I'm stealin' it.

Үоur С·L·ӏ·Т dоеѕn't ѕtаnd а сһаnсе.

lt's a difficult situation.

I can't take all of this fighting!

Missy whipped this up. lt counts our decibel level.

224! You fat fuck...

How about a little Bitch, My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?

Wait a sec. What money?

Yo Baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat

He Loves The Cock!

man, I'd have been stealin' monkeys...

-[Beeping] -Ha ha.

to make up for all the shit...

fuck ron desantis fuck him up his stupid ass

I was gonna make love to you

and this is our adopted love child.

50 Cents little man Put that change in my hand

Well...that was just another paean to male adolescence...

$337.51 little man put that shit in my hand

Oh, it's for the best cause, ma cherie--the cause of love.

La da da da da da da

Let's get you guys on your feet. Come on.

Sheep are beautiful creatures.

is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.

sad, pathetic little bastards...

If I go to prison, will you wait for me?

not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.

What, am I producing an A&E biography about them?

that they are in control of the C.L.l.T.