Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

into doing this shit in the first place.

JA Y: Mmm, mmm.

is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.

you're raising there.

'Cause I'm high

so people stop callin' us names on the lnternet...

One rectal breach comin' up.

If I go to prison, will you wait for me?

He Loves The Cock!

Motherfucker, man.

My friends and I are on a road trip.

-[Beeping] -Ha ha.

Kaboom, you little stoner fucks.

Don't stop until these little young Hollywood fucks...

Mary Click's Ad campaign for Swift

from the lab last night is taken by these men--

you were legally obliged to secure our permission...

I can't believe it. Months of planning...

Did you say no problem?

it’s the female orgasm-- that's the myth.

Or House Party 3.

Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!

A tape of the terrorists who claim responsibility...

My friends in the Bureau...

Five hours and not a single ride.

You know where Miramax is at?

That's a nice name.

I don't want no mouthful ofmonkey spit...

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

All right, once we get upstairs...

fuck ron desantis fuck him up his stupid ass

I can't take all of this fighting!

How about a little Bitch, My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?

Yo, she called you retarded.

could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape...

Maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out...

Dance, pie-fucker!

Who's it gonna be, Jussy, him or us?

Wow. Three guys, four girls. What's the count, boys?

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!

It's just not that good...Will Hunting

Yo, youse guys wanna hear something fucKed up...

What, am I producing an A&E biography about them?

Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek are on the set, Chaka.

up my brown eye and bam!

Holy shit you’re the Dawson

[Police radio squawking]

Me and Silent Bob modeled our wHole fucking lives...

How come we ain't gettin' no rides?

that is one fine-looking boy you are raising.

far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass.

SlNGER: I don't care ifit rains or freezes

You trace. You go around the lines.

Мы не курим травку, йоу.

FRED: What do we do with them now?

So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?

not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.

224! You fat fuck...

The lnternet has given everyone in America a voice...

Wait a sec. What money?

you'd know that it's the top story this month.

a little bit more specific than that.

And this is your finger--

Shit, yeah. We gots to get paid.

MAN: Excuse me.

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

Fack, fack, fack da police

WlLLENHOLLY: Shit! Shit! Shit!

Jay, uh, before you go...

That’s who the fuck I am

ЈUЅТӏСЕ: Маn, уоu'rе ѕuсһ а bіtсһ!

Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked By a fat man in an overcoat?

quote--fucking clown shoes, and if they were real...

Now Who's Stupid, You Dirty Couch Fucker!

used to pay you likeness rights for the comic book?

Sheep are beautiful creatures.

Now, the two men that you saw in the video...

about stopping this bile.

Oh, sweet irony!

I’m the pig farmer!

lt's a difficult situation.

Yeah, 'cause I got high

What the fuck is the internet?

a bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off...

$337.51 little man put that shit in my hand

You don`t Know ``Jungle Love``?

that hot new terrorists Jay and Silent Bob...

Took your characters and turned them...

their dirty little hands on.

OH, nice parenting.

Well...that was just another paean to male adolescence...

Oh, my God, I'm paralyzed!

If that money doesn’t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe

I mean, you got to grow, man.

What the fuck you waitin’ for, bitch?! Start suckin’!!

Sweet nun my gift of power Tiney nun my gift of soung

Go to the next one

Missy whipped this up. lt counts our decibel level.

lt'll take more than a doctor

'Cause I wasn't with a hooker today. Ha ha!

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

Crack? Want some crack?

Ew dude, you were really gonna suck my dick

before they ruin our good names.

And at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend...

JA Y: This little monkey...

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat

man, I'd have been stealin' monkeys...

No, uh, we kicked those guys' asses bad.

One--we're walkin', talkin' bad-girl cliches!

Well, I'm all the way live L.A.

lt was just between recess and lunch.

we can start lookin' for the monkey.

I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature.

Plaschke, Willenholly.

sad, pathetic little bastards...

When’s gonna be my time?!

For example, we got a guy here...

You're a true artist, Gus.

Yo Baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat

Cajun fries are the bomb At Five Guys, yo!

a guy who calls himself titmouse fan.

The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?

Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner...

And I'm stealin' it.

No pot, huh? What do you use this for?

I was gonna go to work

Billy zane, you da bomb in the phantom, yo!

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.

Who smokes the blunts ? We smoke the blunts !

Suck it in! Think thin! Think thin!

Oh, wait a minute

MultiSeries and Sago Mini Apps Really

is weed and dick and fart jokes?

I was gonna make love to you

Morris Day and the Time!

I'm takin' it back for the black man...

Look, I'm sorry I dragged you away...

that they are in control of the C.L.l.T.

Oh, it's for the best cause, ma cherie--the cause of love.

[Both whistling]

Don't never say an unkind word about the house

to make up for all the shit...

I came up with it before PBS.

They said Jay and Silent Bob. They used our real names.

Drinkin` beers, beers, beers

I'm serious, man

[Police radio squawking]

FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

Let's get you guys on your feet. Come on.

La da da da da da da

Maybe they experiment on 'em by making 'em...

Where are you boys from?

Me and Justice are gonna get married one day...

Uh-huh. They all made it in, but I failed the exam.

Right between the sound machine

What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?

Үоur С·L·ӏ·Т dоеѕn't ѕtаnd а сһаnсе.

ln this chilling clip, they make it very clear...

Now we can finally solve the mystery...

Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т'ѕ rеаӏ аӏӏ rіgһt.

about characters whose central preoccupation...

George we'll just taser Marley and throw her into the shark tank at SeaWorld George we'll just chop Marley up and electroucute her

and this is our adopted love child.

Fuck beans! That was them, wasn't it?

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the exchange.

by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?

'Cause I'm high

Steal a monkey? Shit, no problem.

-A little Venus Flytrap? -l'll counter with Dragon Queen.

WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!

50 Cents little man Put that change in my hand

I am the Clam commander

ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.

All right, here, check this one out.

20 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

What? The market research says people love monkeys.

Boys, we know you're in there.

Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here?

Shut the fuck up

You're just no longer that good...Will Hunting.