Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you say no problem?

And this is your finger--

Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here?

What? The market research says people love monkeys.

Who's it gonna be, Jussy, him or us?

Maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out...

you were legally obliged to secure our permission...

What, am I producing an A&E biography about them?

The lnternet has given everyone in America a voice...

sad, pathetic little bastards...

Plaschke, Willenholly.

a little bit more specific than that.

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat

How about a little Bitch, My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?

Look, I'm sorry I dragged you away...

Yeah, 'cause I got high

He Loves The Cock!

Uh-huh. They all made it in, but I failed the exam.

Sheep are beautiful creatures.

Don't stop until these little young Hollywood fucks...

All right, once we get upstairs...

$337.51 little man put that shit in my hand

My friends in the Bureau...

I was gonna go to work

'Cause I'm high

to make up for all the shit...

about characters whose central preoccupation...

Now we can finally solve the mystery...

Shit, yeah. We gots to get paid.

lt's a difficult situation.

Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

man, I'd have been stealin' monkeys...

Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked By a fat man in an overcoat?

Now Who's Stupid, You Dirty Couch Fucker!

What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?

So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?

I'm serious, man

so people stop callin' us names on the lnternet...

'Cause I'm high

Sweet nun my gift of power Tiney nun my gift of soung

we can start lookin' for the monkey.

Missy whipped this up. lt counts our decibel level.

What the fuck is the internet?

into doing this shit in the first place.

Mary Click's Ad campaign for Swift

far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass.

is weed and dick and fart jokes?

used to pay you likeness rights for the comic book?

You're just no longer that good...Will Hunting.

that hot new terrorists Jay and Silent Bob...

Үоur С·L·ӏ·Т dоеѕn't ѕtаnd а сһаnсе.

Yo Baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat

JA Y: Mmm, mmm.

that they are in control of the C.L.l.T.

a bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off...

that is one fine-looking boy you are raising.

Oh, sweet irony!

Ew dude, you were really gonna suck my dick

Don't never say an unkind word about the house

FRED: What do we do with them now?

not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.

You're a true artist, Gus.

224! You fat fuck...

Wow. Three guys, four girls. What's the count, boys?

MultiSeries and Sago Mini Apps Really

lt was just between recess and lunch.

Мы не курим травку, йоу.

It's just not that good...Will Hunting

lt'll take more than a doctor

from the lab last night is taken by these men--

All right, here, check this one out.

I can't believe it. Months of planning...

their dirty little hands on.

50 Cents little man Put that change in my hand

Who smokes the blunts ? We smoke the blunts !

up my brown eye and bam!

Wait a sec. What money?

-[Beeping] -Ha ha.

20 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

ln this chilling clip, they make it very clear...

FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

Maybe they experiment on 'em by making 'em...

I'm takin' it back for the black man...

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

I don't want no mouthful ofmonkey spit...

Me and Silent Bob modeled our wHole fucking lives...

Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т'ѕ rеаӏ аӏӏ rіgһt.

That’s who the fuck I am

before they ruin our good names.

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the exchange.

That's a nice name.

MAN: Excuse me.

And at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend...

Go to the next one

Oh, it's for the best cause, ma cherie--the cause of love.

WlLLENHOLLY: Shit! Shit! Shit!

I am the Clam commander

Or House Party 3.

Let's get you guys on your feet. Come on.

a guy who calls himself titmouse fan.

Kaboom, you little stoner fucks.

I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature.

Yo, youse guys wanna hear something fucKed up...

George we'll just taser Marley and throw her into the shark tank at SeaWorld George we'll just chop Marley up and electroucute her

You don`t Know ``Jungle Love``?

JA Y: This little monkey...

What the fuck you waitin’ for, bitch?! Start suckin’!!

I came up with it before PBS.

Oh, wait a minute

it’s the female orgasm-- that's the myth.

Drinkin` beers, beers, beers

about stopping this bile.

I mean, you got to grow, man.

Shut the fuck up

Where are you boys from?

If that money doesn’t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe

WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!

Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!

Dance, pie-fucker!

Morris Day and the Time!

They said Jay and Silent Bob. They used our real names.

If I go to prison, will you wait for me?

Five hours and not a single ride.

I was gonna make love to you

SlNGER: I don't care ifit rains or freezes

You know where Miramax is at?

Steal a monkey? Shit, no problem.

you'd know that it's the top story this month.

La da da da da da da

fuck ron desantis fuck him up his stupid ass

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!

When’s gonna be my time?!

-A little Venus Flytrap? -l'll counter with Dragon Queen.

Me and Justice are gonna get married one day...

A tape of the terrorists who claim responsibility...

OH, nice parenting.

[Both whistling]

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

Now, the two men that you saw in the video...

Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek are on the set, Chaka.

Motherfucker, man.

No, uh, we kicked those guys' asses bad.

Jay, uh, before you go...

Took your characters and turned them...

How come we ain't gettin' no rides?

Right between the sound machine

No pot, huh? What do you use this for?

And I'm stealin' it.

Well...that was just another paean to male adolescence...

by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?

Well, I'm all the way live L.A.

Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner...

I’m the pig farmer!

For example, we got a guy here...

One rectal breach comin' up.

Suck it in! Think thin! Think thin!

One--we're walkin', talkin' bad-girl cliches!

My friends and I are on a road trip.

[Police radio squawking]

[Police radio squawking]

you're raising there.

could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape...

is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.

ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.

ЈUЅТӏСЕ: Маn, уоu'rе ѕuсһ а bіtсһ!

Yo, she called you retarded.

Fack, fack, fack da police

I can't take all of this fighting!

Boys, we know you're in there.

'Cause I wasn't with a hooker today. Ha ha!

You trace. You go around the lines.

The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?

Cajun fries are the bomb At Five Guys, yo!

and this is our adopted love child.

Holy shit you’re the Dawson

Fuck beans! That was them, wasn't it?

Oh, my God, I'm paralyzed!

Billy zane, you da bomb in the phantom, yo!

quote--fucking clown shoes, and if they were real...

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

Crack? Want some crack?