Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
I'm takin' it back for the black man...
lt was just between recess and lunch.
Ew dude, you were really gonna suck my dick
I am the Clam commander
Dance, pie-fucker!
Yo, youse guys wanna hear something fucKed up...
Took your characters and turned them...
What? The market research says people love monkeys.
ln this chilling clip, they make it very clear...
their dirty little hands on.
Uh-uh.
Five hours and not a single ride.
JA Y: Mmm, mmm.
No pot, huh? What do you use this for?
Uh-huh. They all made it in, but I failed the exam.
sad, pathetic little bastards...
-[Beeping] -Ha ha.
Or House Party 3.
Myjungle love
Yo, she called you retarded.
far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass.
into doing this shit in the first place.
Now we can finally solve the mystery...
[Music stops]
Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked By a fat man in an overcoat?
OH, nice parenting.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!
Right between the sound machine
Morris Day and the Time!
Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek are on the set, Chaka.
Chaka!
'Cause I'm high
that is one fine-looking boy you are raising.
Plaschke, Willenholly.
so people stop callin' us names on the lnternet...
Me and Silent Bob modeled our wHole fucking lives...
One--we're walkin', talkin' bad-girl cliches!
I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.
Fuck.
For example, we got a guy here...
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat
ЈUЅТӏСЕ: Маn, уоu'rе ѕuсһ а bіtсһ!
Oh, my God, I'm paralyzed!
[Grunting]
You're just no longer that good...Will Hunting.
could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape...
Yeah, what?
Heh.
[Police radio squawking]
MAN: Excuse me.
quote--fucking clown shoes, and if they were real...
Terrifying.
That's a nice name.
Oh, it's for the best cause, ma cherie--the cause of love.
Maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out...
The lnternet has given everyone in America a voice...
Silent Bob!
that they are in control of the C.L.l.T.
Me and Justice are gonna get married one day...
used to pay you likeness rights for the comic book?
Missy whipped this up. lt counts our decibel level.
Crack? Want some crack?
I can't believe it. Months of planning...
[Horn buzzing]
50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
FRED: What do we do with them now?
ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.
George we'll just taser Marley and throw her into the shark tank at SeaWorld George we'll just chop Marley up and electroucute her
WlLLENHOLLY: Shit! Shit! Shit!
Мы не курим травку, йоу.
When’s gonna be my time?!
You don`t Know ``Jungle Love``?
to make up for all the shit...
Go to the next one
Well, I'm all the way live L.A.
Don't stop until these little young Hollywood fucks...
They said Jay and Silent Bob. They used our real names.
If that money doesn’t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe
about stopping this bile.
MultiSeries and Sago Mini Apps Really
JA Y: This little monkey...
is weed and dick and fart jokes?
Their son?
Wow. Three guys, four girls. What's the count, boys?
I came up with it before PBS.
Sweet nun my gift of power Tiney nun my gift of soung
about characters whose central preoccupation...
it’s the female orgasm-- that's the myth.
He Loves The Cock!
Oh, wait a minute
Maybe they experiment on 'em by making 'em...
Now Who's Stupid, You Dirty Couch Fucker!
[Both whistling]
I don't want no mouthful ofmonkey spit...
Now, the two men that you saw in the video...
So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?
La da da da da da da
[Police radio squawking]
How about a little Bitch, My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?
Fuck beans! That was them, wasn't it?
Yeah, 'cause I got high
What the fuck you waitin’ for, bitch?! Start suckin’!!
that hot new terrorists Jay and Silent Bob...
What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?
Well...that was just another paean to male adolescence...
It's just not that good...Will Hunting
Who's it gonna be, Jussy, him or us?
Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner...
My friends and I are on a road trip.
I was gonna go to work
And I'm stealin' it.
Mary Click's Ad campaign for Swift
Shit, yeah. We gots to get paid.
Үоur С·L·ӏ·Т dоеѕn't ѕtаnd а сһаnсе.
A tape of the terrorists who claim responsibility...
[Pbbt]
[Screaming]
Uh, yeah.
And at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend...
Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here?
I was gonna make love to you
Look, I'm sorry I dragged you away...
Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т'ѕ rеаӏ аӏӏ rіgһt.
Did you say no problem?
a bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off...
Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!
Oh, sweet irony!
Billy zane, you da bomb in the phantom, yo!
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.
Jay, uh, before you go...
You're a true artist, Gus.
Yo Baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat
Drinkin` beers, beers, beers
Suck it in! Think thin! Think thin!
fuck ron desantis fuck him up his stupid ass
Yeah
If I go to prison, will you wait for me?
Why, man?
Fack, fack, fack da police
from the lab last night is taken by these men--
a guy who calls himself titmouse fan.
a little bit more specific than that.
One rectal breach comin' up.
Steal a monkey? Shit, no problem.
All right, once we get upstairs...
What, am I producing an A&E biography about them?
and this is our adopted love child.
you're raising there.
No, uh, we kicked those guys' asses bad.
I'm serious, man
Cajun fries are the bomb At Five Guys, yo!
SlNGER: I don't care ifit rains or freezes
Ha ha!
Oh, God, yes.
I’m the pig farmer!
My friends in the Bureau...
What the fuck is the internet?
I'm busy.
Boys, we know you're in there.
Motherfucker, man.
Aah!
by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?
not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.
Who smokes the blunts ? We smoke the blunts !
50 Cents little man Put that change in my hand
you were legally obliged to secure our permission...
before they ruin our good names.
How about not?
And this is your finger--
I can't take all of this fighting!
Holy shit you’re the Dawson
You trace. You go around the lines.
we can start lookin' for the monkey.
20 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
$337.51 little man put that shit in my hand
lt'll take more than a doctor
Fuck Beans
You know where Miramax is at?
How come we ain't gettin' no rides?
up my brown eye and bam!
I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature.
224! You fat fuck...
you'd know that it's the top story this month.
Kaboom, you little stoner fucks.
Don't.
Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the exchange.
Shut the fuck up
Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.
Don't never say an unkind word about the house
lt's a difficult situation.
Wow!
That’s who the fuck I am
Please?
Wait a sec. What money?
WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!
is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.
Where are you boys from?
-A little Venus Flytrap? -l'll counter with Dragon Queen.
I mean, you got to grow, man.
Aah!
Sheep are beautiful creatures.
man, I'd have been stealin' monkeys...
'Cause I'm high
The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?
'Cause I wasn't with a hooker today. Ha ha!
No, bullshit!
FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
All right, here, check this one out.
miku farts
Let's get you guys on your feet. Come on.