Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.

My friends and I are on a road trip.

And at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend...

their dirty little hands on.

sad, pathetic little bastards...

Right between the sound machine

it’s the female orgasm-- that's the myth.

Mary Click's Ad campaign for Swift

One--we're walkin', talkin' bad-girl cliches!

Wow. Three guys, four girls. What's the count, boys?

Plaschke, Willenholly.

about stopping this bile.

Don't stop until these little young Hollywood fucks...

You're a true artist, Gus.

'Cause I'm high

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the exchange.

by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?

Ew dude, you were really gonna suck my dick

'Cause I'm high

that is one fine-looking boy you are raising.

quote--fucking clown shoes, and if they were real...

My friends in the Bureau...

Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked By a fat man in an overcoat?

$337.51 little man put that shit in my hand

Well, I'm all the way live L.A.

And I'm stealin' it.

Crack? Want some crack?

'Cause I wasn't with a hooker today. Ha ha!

Drinkin` beers, beers, beers

Me and Justice are gonna get married one day...

The lnternet has given everyone in America a voice...

Oh, it's for the best cause, ma cherie--the cause of love.

Yo, youse guys wanna hear something fucKed up...

Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape...

that they are in control of the C.L.l.T.

50 Cents little man Put that change in my hand

I am the Clam commander

Steal a monkey? Shit, no problem.

I can't take all of this fighting!

Oh, my God, I'm paralyzed!

Billy zane, you da bomb in the phantom, yo!

Sweet nun my gift of power Tiney nun my gift of soung

FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

Me and Silent Bob modeled our wHole fucking lives...

Мы не курим травку, йоу.

Now we can finally solve the mystery...

For example, we got a guy here...

I'm serious, man

and this is our adopted love child.

Well...that was just another paean to male adolescence...

so people stop callin' us names on the lnternet...

Oh, sweet irony!

up my brown eye and bam!

How about a little Bitch, My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?

How come we ain't gettin' no rides?

Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!

-A little Venus Flytrap? -l'll counter with Dragon Queen.

Now Who's Stupid, You Dirty Couch Fucker!

we can start lookin' for the monkey.

JA Y: Mmm, mmm.

lt was just between recess and lunch.

I don't want no mouthful ofmonkey spit...

What, am I producing an A&E biography about them?

ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.

ln this chilling clip, they make it very clear...

I came up with it before PBS.

Now, the two men that you saw in the video...

Took your characters and turned them...

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

224! You fat fuck...

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat

You're just no longer that good...Will Hunting.

What the fuck you waitin’ for, bitch?! Start suckin’!!

about characters whose central preoccupation...

Who smokes the blunts ? We smoke the blunts !

Suck it in! Think thin! Think thin!

WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!

I'm takin' it back for the black man...

MAN: Excuse me.

OH, nice parenting.

What the fuck is the internet?

[Police radio squawking]

Sheep are beautiful creatures.

You trace. You go around the lines.

What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?

is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.

fuck ron desantis fuck him up his stupid ass

I was gonna go to work

Motherfucker, man.

That's a nice name.

Boys, we know you're in there.

George we'll just taser Marley and throw her into the shark tank at SeaWorld George we'll just chop Marley up and electroucute her

You don`t Know ``Jungle Love``?

Fuck beans! That was them, wasn't it?

Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here?

Shut the fuck up

The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?

you were legally obliged to secure our permission...

Where are you boys from?

All right, here, check this one out.

you're raising there.

Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т'ѕ rеаӏ аӏӏ rіgһt.

One rectal breach comin' up.

I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature.

Cajun fries are the bomb At Five Guys, yo!

No pot, huh? What do you use this for?

from the lab last night is taken by these men--

Who's it gonna be, Jussy, him or us?

They said Jay and Silent Bob. They used our real names.

[Both whistling]

Morris Day and the Time!

It's just not that good...Will Hunting

Oh, wait a minute

-[Beeping] -Ha ha.

to make up for all the shit...

far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass.

lt'll take more than a doctor

Let's get you guys on your feet. Come on.

Did you say no problem?

FRED: What do we do with them now?

All right, once we get upstairs...

JA Y: This little monkey...

So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?

That’s who the fuck I am

Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek are on the set, Chaka.

used to pay you likeness rights for the comic book?

Yo Baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat

He Loves The Cock!

Five hours and not a single ride.

not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.

Wait a sec. What money?

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!

Uh-huh. They all made it in, but I failed the exam.

Yeah, 'cause I got high

I can't believe it. Months of planning...

No, uh, we kicked those guys' asses bad.

into doing this shit in the first place.

Maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out...

You know where Miramax is at?

a bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off...

MultiSeries and Sago Mini Apps Really

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

a guy who calls himself titmouse fan.

lt's a difficult situation.

If I go to prison, will you wait for me?

Or House Party 3.

Kaboom, you little stoner fucks.

Go to the next one

Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner...

What? The market research says people love monkeys.

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

20 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

ЈUЅТӏСЕ: Маn, уоu'rе ѕuсһ а bіtсһ!

man, I'd have been stealin' monkeys...

Holy shit you’re the Dawson

[Police radio squawking]

SlNGER: I don't care ifit rains or freezes

Missy whipped this up. lt counts our decibel level.

Maybe they experiment on 'em by making 'em...

is weed and dick and fart jokes?

a little bit more specific than that.

Shit, yeah. We gots to get paid.

you'd know that it's the top story this month.

A tape of the terrorists who claim responsibility...

Yo, she called you retarded.

Look, I'm sorry I dragged you away...

When’s gonna be my time?!

Үоur С·L·ӏ·Т dоеѕn't ѕtаnd а сһаnсе.

Fack, fack, fack da police

La da da da da da da

Dance, pie-fucker!

If that money doesn’t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe

Don't never say an unkind word about the house

Jay, uh, before you go...

before they ruin our good names.

I’m the pig farmer!

I mean, you got to grow, man.

WlLLENHOLLY: Shit! Shit! Shit!

that hot new terrorists Jay and Silent Bob...

I was gonna make love to you

And this is your finger--