Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, uh, we kicked those guys' asses bad.
Wait a sec. What money?
you're raising there.
Wow!
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Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
If I go to prison, will you wait for me?
$337.51 little man put that shit in my hand
And this is your finger--
Steal a monkey? Shit, no problem.
Terrifying.
up my brown eye and bam!
it’s the female orgasm-- that's the myth.
FRED: What do we do with them now?
SlNGER: I don't care ifit rains or freezes
Where are you boys from?
Me and Justice are gonna get married one day...
miku farts
You trace. You go around the lines.
used to pay you likeness rights for the comic book?
You know where Miramax is at?
Let's get you guys on your feet. Come on.
What the fuck is the internet?
Uh-uh.
Myjungle love
Oh, it's for the best cause, ma cherie--the cause of love.
Their son?
I mean, you got to grow, man.
Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the exchange.
Now we can finally solve the mystery...
ЈUЅТӏСЕ: Маn, уоu'rе ѕuсһ а bіtсһ!
I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature.
And I'm stealin' it.
La da da da da da da
No pot, huh? What do you use this for?
far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass.
Don't never say an unkind word about the house
Yo, she called you retarded.
What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?
Five hours and not a single ride.
[Screaming]
Missy whipped this up. lt counts our decibel level.
'Cause I wasn't with a hooker today. Ha ha!
Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!
50 Cents little man Put that change in my hand
is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.
I’m the pig farmer!
Took your characters and turned them...
from the lab last night is taken by these men--
Billy zane, you da bomb in the phantom, yo!
Jay, uh, before you go...
Me and Silent Bob modeled our wHole fucking lives...
Oh, God, yes.
Maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out...
Cajun fries are the bomb At Five Guys, yo!
I can't believe it. Months of planning...
Aah!
So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?
Fuck Beans
WlLLENHOLLY: Shit! Shit! Shit!
[Both whistling]
Now, the two men that you saw in the video...
50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
What? The market research says people love monkeys.
to make up for all the shit...
'Cause I'm high
Go to the next one
Plaschke, Willenholly.
MAN: Excuse me.
All right, here, check this one out.
[Pbbt]
Мы не курим травку, йоу.
not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.
I'm takin' it back for the black man...
You're a true artist, Gus.
Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner...
Motherfucker, man.
so people stop callin' us names on the lnternet...
If that money doesn’t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe
Please?
JA Y: Mmm, mmm.
about characters whose central preoccupation...
Did you say no problem?
Yeah, what?
Holy shit you’re the Dawson
Uh-huh. They all made it in, but I failed the exam.
I was gonna make love to you
man, I'd have been stealin' monkeys...
-A little Venus Flytrap? -l'll counter with Dragon Queen.
Ha ha!
Maybe they experiment on 'em by making 'em...
Look, I'm sorry I dragged you away...
[Music stops]
I came up with it before PBS.
All right, once we get upstairs...
That's a nice name.
Shut the fuck up
Don't stop until these little young Hollywood fucks...
You're just no longer that good...Will Hunting.
Үоur С·L·ӏ·Т dоеѕn't ѕtаnd а сһаnсе.
Mary Click's Ad campaign for Swift
My friends in the Bureau...
Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т'ѕ rеаӏ аӏӏ rіgһt.
That’s who the fuck I am
Why, man?
Well, I'm all the way live L.A.
I am the Clam commander
before they ruin our good names.
by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?
[Horn buzzing]
Kaboom, you little stoner fucks.
My friends and I are on a road trip.
-[Beeping] -Ha ha.
could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape...
I don't want no mouthful ofmonkey spit...
you'd know that it's the top story this month.
Fack, fack, fack da police
George we'll just taser Marley and throw her into the shark tank at SeaWorld George we'll just chop Marley up and electroucute her
that they are in control of the C.L.l.T.
JA Y: This little monkey...
Wow. Three guys, four girls. What's the count, boys?
lt'll take more than a doctor
What, am I producing an A&E biography about them?
quote--fucking clown shoes, and if they were real...
[Police radio squawking]
Yeah
Shit, yeah. We gots to get paid.
How come we ain't gettin' no rides?
[Police radio squawking]
WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!
What the fuck you waitin’ for, bitch?! Start suckin’!!
And at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend...
Silent Bob!
[Grunting]
20 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
a guy who calls himself titmouse fan.
fuck ron desantis fuck him up his stupid ass
A tape of the terrorists who claim responsibility...
One rectal breach comin' up.
FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?
Sweet nun my gift of power Tiney nun my gift of soung
a little bit more specific than that.
Heh.
When’s gonna be my time?!
I can't take all of this fighting!
I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.
How about a little Bitch, My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?
Well...that was just another paean to male adolescence...
One--we're walkin', talkin' bad-girl cliches!
you were legally obliged to secure our permission...
They said Jay and Silent Bob. They used our real names.
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat
Oh, my God, I'm paralyzed!
He Loves The Cock!
a bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off...
I'm serious, man
Or House Party 3.
Oh, sweet irony!
Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here?
about stopping this bile.
No, bullshit!
Morris Day and the Time!
I was gonna go to work
OH, nice parenting.
Aah!
Crack? Want some crack?
Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.
Right between the sound machine
into doing this shit in the first place.
Yo Baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!
Boys, we know you're in there.
ln this chilling clip, they make it very clear...
lt was just between recess and lunch.
Yo, youse guys wanna hear something fucKed up...
Now Who's Stupid, You Dirty Couch Fucker!
It's just not that good...Will Hunting
Ew dude, you were really gonna suck my dick
Yeah, 'cause I got high
Who smokes the blunts ? We smoke the blunts !
ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.
is weed and dick and fart jokes?
sad, pathetic little bastards...
Fuck beans! That was them, wasn't it?
Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek are on the set, Chaka.
Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked By a fat man in an overcoat?
Who's it gonna be, Jussy, him or us?
their dirty little hands on.
Drinkin` beers, beers, beers
Uh, yeah.
How about not?
You don`t Know ``Jungle Love``?
lt's a difficult situation.
For example, we got a guy here...
Sheep are beautiful creatures.
224! You fat fuck...
'Cause I'm high
and this is our adopted love child.
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.
Chaka!
that hot new terrorists Jay and Silent Bob...
Dance, pie-fucker!
Fuck.
I'm busy.
Suck it in! Think thin! Think thin!
that is one fine-looking boy you are raising.
we can start lookin' for the monkey.
Don't.
The lnternet has given everyone in America a voice...
Oh, wait a minute