Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shit, yeah. We gots to get paid.

a guy who calls himself titmouse fan.

FRED: What do we do with them now?

All right, once we get upstairs...

Sweet nun my gift of power Tiney nun my gift of soung

Or House Party 3.

[Police radio squawking]

One rectal breach comin' up.

That's a nice name.

No, uh, we kicked those guys' asses bad.

It's just not that good...Will Hunting

Boys, we know you're in there.

I can't take all of this fighting!

OH, nice parenting.

that is one fine-looking boy you are raising.

My friends in the Bureau...

He Loves The Cock!

Cajun fries are the bomb At Five Guys, yo!

Billy zane, you da bomb in the phantom, yo!

224! You fat fuck...

La da da da da da da

I’m the pig farmer!

What? The market research says people love monkeys.

I mean, you got to grow, man.

by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?

Go to the next one

into doing this shit in the first place.

If I go to prison, will you wait for me?

Holy shit you’re the Dawson

WlLLENHOLLY: Shit! Shit! Shit!

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

to make up for all the shit...

I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature.

And I'm stealin' it.

Yo, she called you retarded.

lt'll take more than a doctor

Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked By a fat man in an overcoat?

Maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out...

Uh-huh. They all made it in, but I failed the exam.

The lnternet has given everyone in America a voice...

Oh, my God, I'm paralyzed!

Oh, sweet irony!

-[Beeping] -Ha ha.

FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

For example, we got a guy here...

that they are in control of the C.L.l.T.

Don't never say an unkind word about the house

Well...that was just another paean to male adolescence...

Now Who's Stupid, You Dirty Couch Fucker!

Five hours and not a single ride.

So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?

Мы не курим травку, йоу.

How come we ain't gettin' no rides?

They said Jay and Silent Bob. They used our real names.

Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner...

that hot new terrorists Jay and Silent Bob...

What, am I producing an A&E biography about them?

Yo Baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat

Wow. Three guys, four girls. What's the count, boys?

[Both whistling]

Crack? Want some crack?

I don't want no mouthful ofmonkey spit...

Right between the sound machine

[Police radio squawking]

Shut the fuck up

George we'll just taser Marley and throw her into the shark tank at SeaWorld George we'll just chop Marley up and electroucute her

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!

You're a true artist, Gus.

a bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off...

You know where Miramax is at?

And at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend...

about characters whose central preoccupation...

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the exchange.

Ew dude, you were really gonna suck my dick

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

I was gonna make love to you

Dance, pie-fucker!

I am the Clam commander

'Cause I wasn't with a hooker today. Ha ha!

is weed and dick and fart jokes?

Look, I'm sorry I dragged you away...

man, I'd have been stealin' monkeys...

ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.

fuck ron desantis fuck him up his stupid ass

Let's get you guys on your feet. Come on.

If that money doesn’t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe

Don't stop until these little young Hollywood fucks...

you'd know that it's the top story this month.

My friends and I are on a road trip.

Drinkin` beers, beers, beers

All right, here, check this one out.

Steal a monkey? Shit, no problem.

What the fuck is the internet?

What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?

could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape...

-A little Venus Flytrap? -l'll counter with Dragon Queen.

Plaschke, Willenholly.

Well, I'm all the way live L.A.

not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.

20 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

lt's a difficult situation.

I was gonna go to work

sad, pathetic little bastards...

Where are you boys from?

$337.51 little man put that shit in my hand

ЈUЅТӏСЕ: Маn, уоu'rе ѕuсһ а bіtсһ!

I'm takin' it back for the black man...

No pot, huh? What do you use this for?

Suck it in! Think thin! Think thin!

Missy whipped this up. lt counts our decibel level.

Me and Silent Bob modeled our wHole fucking lives...

used to pay you likeness rights for the comic book?

you were legally obliged to secure our permission...

Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here?

JA Y: Mmm, mmm.

'Cause I'm high

Yo, youse guys wanna hear something fucKed up...

Kaboom, you little stoner fucks.

Took your characters and turned them...

Morris Day and the Time!

their dirty little hands on.

Who smokes the blunts ? We smoke the blunts !

Fack, fack, fack da police

You trace. You go around the lines.

from the lab last night is taken by these men--

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.

is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.

'Cause I'm high

a little bit more specific than that.

A tape of the terrorists who claim responsibility...

so people stop callin' us names on the lnternet...

I'm serious, man

What the fuck you waitin’ for, bitch?! Start suckin’!!

you're raising there.

Did you say no problem?

Maybe they experiment on 'em by making 'em...

quote--fucking clown shoes, and if they were real...

and this is our adopted love child.

we can start lookin' for the monkey.

Now we can finally solve the mystery...

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat

Үоur С·L·ӏ·Т dоеѕn't ѕtаnd а сһаnсе.

before they ruin our good names.

Jay, uh, before you go...

ln this chilling clip, they make it very clear...

it’s the female orgasm-- that's the myth.

far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass.

Who's it gonna be, Jussy, him or us?

I came up with it before PBS.

Тһе С·L·ӏ·Т'ѕ rеаӏ аӏӏ rіgһt.

You're just no longer that good...Will Hunting.

Oh, it's for the best cause, ma cherie--the cause of love.

One--we're walkin', talkin' bad-girl cliches!

That’s who the fuck I am

SlNGER: I don't care ifit rains or freezes

When’s gonna be my time?!

Fuck beans! That was them, wasn't it?

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

How about a little Bitch, My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?

MultiSeries and Sago Mini Apps Really

You don`t Know ``Jungle Love``?

And this is your finger--

Oh, wait a minute

Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!

up my brown eye and bam!

The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?

Me and Justice are gonna get married one day...

Wait a sec. What money?

Now, the two men that you saw in the video...

Motherfucker, man.

Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek are on the set, Chaka.

I can't believe it. Months of planning...

about stopping this bile.

50 Cents little man Put that change in my hand

Mary Click's Ad campaign for Swift

WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!

JA Y: This little monkey...

Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

Sheep are beautiful creatures.

MAN: Excuse me.

lt was just between recess and lunch.

Yeah, 'cause I got high