Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Missy, and Chrissy. Here.
No, I use this for protection, you know...
Yo, she called you retarded.
and turn in Missy, Chrissy, Sissy, and myself.
will be left alive to bitterly cry...
Well, this fuckin' blows, man.
from shooting this movie...
Sir, this was just delivered to the station.
We don't smoke pot, yo.
He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van...
Let's cut out their kidneys and sell it to the black market...
Jay and Bob don't deserve this. They were really sweet.
OK. Play it cool, hotshot.
motherfuckmotherfucknoisenoisenoise
Yo, she called you retarded.
Bung! Ha ha ha!
Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch.
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
youcut [Farts]
look like House Party 2.
Not as much as I hate you.
La da da da da da da
Oh, shit. Don't tell me you're...
I Think Nike Gonna Sue Sombody
How 'bout fine piece of ass?
оr ѕіmрӏу С·L·ӏ·Т.
Chaka Luther King, that's who the fuck I am.
SlSSY: lfshe does, it'll be considered necrophilia...
You are the ones who are the ball lickers!
What book?
If you get a ride, it's expected.
Silent Bob even busted his cherry there.
Fuck! When, Lord, when?
Reco'nize.
That was good
Time for me to get my black ass out of here.
This is Jay and Silent Bob.
We're just, uh, trying to take our son...
Like this...
Head for the sewer!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck! When, Lord? When? When will this parasite leave?
Shit, your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme.
Aaah!
Biden reading the letter from the trump team left on the Oval Office desk
and he told us about the Bluntman and Chronic movie.
BRODlE: No fucking way. BRODlE: No fucking way. NaN:NaN:NaNJay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001). Play Sound Then no fucking white man's safe. Then no fucking ...
on some website is none of my fucking concern!
There's those two fucks from the Mork movie.
If I was in DC right now
yoyoyo yaya
MAN: Good Will Hunting 2, Hunting Season...
These are the fucks that are playing us here.
Are you kidding me?
said Critters of Hollywood, you dumb fuck!
By a boat named cockchafer!
What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something?
Know you
Yo! This mofo AIN't ONE OF US!
SLUSHI: No fucking way.
Not this little fuck...
Fuck them and their stupid asses?
JASON: A day?
from Ben Affleck's trailer.
Now I'mjacking off, and I know why
Brent? Do girls fart?
from ever getting to kiss a girl?
Well, there's a line, and on this side of it, we ain't gay.
living in their parents' basement...
and its refusal to grow up.
Don’t never say an unkind word about the friends!
-Shut the fuck up. -Yes, sir.
Mmm.
OK.
Awesome. Knock 'em dead, tiger.
[Tires squeal]
People that are waiting for their stimulus checks but are still working:
the monkey will spank us.
Now i've read shit you haven't even heard about yet
Jay och Silent Bob.
Russell Wilson He loves the cock
And that body--
Something sweet, you big goof.
Oh, yeah.
You are free to leave, sirs.
See, that's just mean.
we're the answer. yes we are.
We're goin' to Hollywood.
Miramax? I thought they only made classy pictures...
Put the monkey down and your hands up!
Will you fuck me when you get out?
Well, your plan worked.
I'd like you to hear.
Why, man?
And for the record, I ain't gay.
where they're shooting this movie...
I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy
Because Teresa thinks there are no other reasons to carry a knife
I wanna touch your penis
Aah!
JA Y: Thejudge said if we go within a hundred feet...
and surrender the orangutan.
Chasing AMy? That'd NEver work as a movie
W-what's with the weird gay huddle going on over there?
La da da da da da
Fictional characters
I look into his sorry doe eyes...
Hb Bbh
Jussy, come on.
Stop the movie? Are you crazy?
Fuck this asshole
Oh, of course they don't. Only skeevy stoners fart.
Oh, ifmoping around over some boy
Does your daddy know that you give a nigger his coffee?
outside tHe store all tHe time?
I am the gay sex commander!
little kid, but you special, man.
by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go.
Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that!
The C.L.l.T.'s real all right.
Fuck, man, I had a horrible dream.
You know, Justice died trying to save this monkey...
And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead.
where you stand in your pansy red booties.
They're talking about Bluntman and Chronic.
Hey, hey, you were in 'Loser,' weren't you?
Altaba
And after it's all over, you say...
touchy-feely picture you're gonna do this week.
Yeah, what?
Thank you.
tHe motHerfucking Time.
Oh, look at the monkey!
Done.
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
Excellent delivery
Well there's a line and on this side of it.. We ain't gay!
Make it fast... and easy.
[Door closes]
that fuckin' youse guys...
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey!
[lnhaling]
-Oh. -Are you OK?
Yo, baby, you ever have your asshole licked...
I'm sorry, Jay.
[Chuckles]
What’s the count boys?
JA Y: Hey!
Motherfuck, motherfuck, noise, noise, noise
who ride horses and like to play golf...
[Animal noises]
-Whoa! -[Screeching]
lf that money doesn`t show
Because I'm high
"...we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat"
[Choir singing]
You are not upstaging me, Van Der Beek.
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why
Maybe it's because women don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
To top it off, you got your own monkey.
Girl, I'd love to show you
There's not much you can do to stop that.
Fuck kaptain krispy
. .
What the fuck is this bitch babbling about
we'd get busted by the cops or something.
And you were all piss-scared...
Well, great job, sirs. if you'll let us in...
He loves the Jews
Tell you what. Look over at Silent Bob...
I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy...
Why the hell else do you think I became...
Well, you're in love.
Oh. OK.
Done plenty of that, my friend.
WHATS THE COUNT BOYS SUCK ME
cat face! Ha!
regardless of test scores.
I'm a noble rabbit
Don't never say an unkind word about tHe house
What'd I say? What'd I tell you?
Dante och Randall gav er besöksförbud?
Sounds more like something out of a bad movie.
Let's go back and hang some more chickens, cuz
Why? Because we may very well be dealing...
-lt's Banky. -No, it is Fucky.
This is titled Fuck them up their stupid asses
I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does.
I was gonna throw him out myself.
AND I AM SO FUCKIN YOURS.
[Beeps]
Tranked by a little monkey!