Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Animal noises]
and its refusal to grow up.
This is titled Fuck them up their stupid asses
Why? Because we may very well be dealing...
And for the record, I ain't gay.
Oh, look at the monkey!
look like House Party 2.
the monkey will spank us.
-lt's Banky. -No, it is Fucky.
Yeah, what?
This is Jay and Silent Bob.
JA Y: Thejudge said if we go within a hundred feet...
What'd I say? What'd I tell you?
Altaba
Head for the sewer!
cat face! Ha!
You are not upstaging me, Van Der Beek.
I wanna touch your penis
Hey, hey, you were in 'Loser,' weren't you?
There's not much you can do to stop that.
lf that money doesn`t show
Well, great job, sirs. if you'll let us in...
We're just, uh, trying to take our son...
La da da da da da da
we'd get busted by the cops or something.
Because Teresa thinks there are no other reasons to carry a knife
Fuck kaptain krispy
How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Russell Wilson He loves the cock
Well, you're in love.
Well there's a line and on this side of it.. We ain't gay!
Mmm.
"...we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat"
OK.
Why, man?
. .
Tranked by a little monkey!
AND I AM SO FUCKIN YOURS.
Jay och Silent Bob.
Miramax? I thought they only made classy pictures...
Missy, and Chrissy. Here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something?
These are the fucks that are playing us here.
That was good
Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch.
on some website is none of my fucking concern!
[Choir singing]
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Oh, ifmoping around over some boy
What’s the count boys?
Jussy, come on.
If I was in DC right now
where you stand in your pansy red booties.
[Tires squeal]
Chaka Luther King, that's who the fuck I am.
Know you
Make it fast... and easy.
Time for me to get my black ass out of here.
I'd like you to hear.
And after it's all over, you say...
Fictional characters
And you were all piss-scared...
Awesome. Knock 'em dead, tiger.
we're the answer. yes we are.
What the fuck is this bitch babbling about
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
[Beeps]
Aaah!
Oh, yeah.
You know, Justice died trying to save this monkey...
La da da da da da
and surrender the orangutan.
where they're shooting this movie...
No, I use this for protection, you know...
Does your daddy know that you give a nigger his coffee?
regardless of test scores.
Don’t never say an unkind word about the friends!
Now I'mjacking off, and I know why
I'm sorry, Jay.
We don't smoke pot, yo.
They're talking about Bluntman and Chronic.
said Critters of Hollywood, you dumb fuck!
Hb Bbh
Shit, your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme.
and turn in Missy, Chrissy, Sissy, and myself.
People that are waiting for their stimulus checks but are still working:
and he told us about the Bluntman and Chronic movie.
[lnhaling]
Let's go back and hang some more chickens, cuz
-Shut the fuck up. -Yes, sir.
Jay and Bob don't deserve this. They were really sweet.
He loves the Jews
SlSSY: lfshe does, it'll be considered necrophilia...
Reco'nize.
tHe motHerfucking Time.
What book?
Well, your plan worked.
Oh, of course they don't. Only skeevy stoners fart.
Like this...
I Think Nike Gonna Sue Sombody
little kid, but you special, man.
Not as much as I hate you.
Yo, she called you retarded.
JA Y: Hey!
W-what's with the weird gay huddle going on over there?
Will you fuck me when you get out?
I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy...
Dante och Randall gav er besöksförbud?
We're goin' to Hollywood.
from ever getting to kiss a girl?
I was gonna throw him out myself.
Well, there's a line, and on this side of it, we ain't gay.
You are the ones who are the ball lickers!
And that body--
He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van...
Brent? Do girls fart?
Don't never say an unkind word about tHe house
Because I'm high
Oh. OK.
And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead.
Done plenty of that, my friend.
Done.
Now i've read shit you haven't even heard about yet
If you get a ride, it's expected.
Silent Bob even busted his cherry there.
The C.L.l.T.'s real all right.
Maybe it's because women don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
Sounds more like something out of a bad movie.
I am the gay sex commander!
by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go.
Fuck! When, Lord, when?
SLUSHI: No fucking way.
Yo, baby, you ever have your asshole licked...
Excellent delivery
I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does.
See, that's just mean.
from shooting this movie...
Why the hell else do you think I became...
motherfuckmotherfucknoisenoisenoise
Fuck them and their stupid asses?
OK. Play it cool, hotshot.
оr ѕіmрӏу С·L·ӏ·Т.
By a boat named cockchafer!
To top it off, you got your own monkey.
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
touchy-feely picture you're gonna do this week.
You are free to leave, sirs.
-Oh. -Are you OK?
Let's cut out their kidneys and sell it to the black market...
Aah!
Tell you what. Look over at Silent Bob...
[Chuckles]
[Door closes]
Yo! This mofo AIN't ONE OF US!
Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that!
Oh, shit. Don't tell me you're...
Put the monkey down and your hands up!
I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy
Biden reading the letter from the trump team left on the Oval Office desk
Yo, she called you retarded.
Stop the movie? Are you crazy?
I look into his sorry doe eyes...
will be left alive to bitterly cry...
JASON: A day?
Fuck, man, I had a horrible dream.
There's those two fucks from the Mork movie.
Thank you.
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why
that fuckin' youse guys...
Something sweet, you big goof.
I'm a noble rabbit
living in their parents' basement...
-Whoa! -[Screeching]
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who ride horses and like to play golf...
Sir, this was just delivered to the station.
MAN: Good Will Hunting 2, Hunting Season...
youcut [Farts]
Are you kidding me?
That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey!
Motherfuck, motherfuck, noise, noise, noise
from Ben Affleck's trailer.
Bung! Ha ha ha!
Chasing AMy? That'd NEver work as a movie
Well, this fuckin' blows, man.
Girl, I'd love to show you
yoyoyo yaya
Fuck! When, Lord? When? When will this parasite leave?
WHATS THE COUNT BOYS SUCK ME
Fuck this asshole
outside tHe store all tHe time?
Not this little fuck...