Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Since when did they start charging for the bus?
-Whoa! -Wow.
Get off my kool-aid motherfucker
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
ls Hollywood ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
For one more record, he loves the cock
That’s because he’s from my sperm
Call me Darth Balls. Bong!
I mean, talking me into Dogma is one thing, but this is--
Two reasons.
to transfer the concept to another medium.
Here's the pulse, all right?
these monkey fucks will start wearing our clothes...
Yeah, we're gay...
The one at the Unitarian church last weeK...
I think Adobe gonna sue somebody
Tickets?
{``Life`s Been Good`` by Joe Walsh playing}
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
Dude! I think I just filled the cup!
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts
to use that voice to bitch about movies.
Because I got high
My room is still messed up, and I know why
Man, who the fuck just soots a monkey
[Brakes screech]
Oh, nice parenting!
Yeah, look, I need you to get me on the national news pronto.
to give Provasik a piece of our minds.
yoo im hungry where can we get some breakfast
Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.
Welcome Mr Van De Beek
Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker!
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
You heard about that, huh? I got nothing to do with it.
Mergem la gară.
Hey, Stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you………Fair enough.
Hey!
about those two stoners hanging around...
and I just-- I see a man crying out.
and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood, we--
[Police radio squawking]
You both don't have to sit back there.
Uh, three by my count, but close.
ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.
Yeah, I know it's sad, man...
You thought I'd never find...
Man, who the fuck just steals a monkey?
l`m trying to watch ``Clash of the Titans``...
Doobie Snacks.
BWESWEES BlZZNlP: No fucking way.
Marshal Willenholly, thanks for joining us.
I said, l
Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
So this is Hollywood?
On your birthday you ever heard..... Happy Birthday homie hope it's a good one
Exactly.
BRODlE: No fucking way.
I lost my kids and wife
-Mat mat meal -Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma
i mitt rövhål och BAM!
Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son.
Why, man?
Yeah, but I'll bury you with my Crouching Tiger.
(NOOOO) cowboy hat Muffin cupcake heeler
Students Against Animal Cruelty.
I make pay with Jay
All these assholes on the lnternet are calling us names...
if you don't stop backtalking me, OK, cracker?
the Bluntman and Chronic movie...
and cry like little whiny bitches.
Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me.
I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
Shut up, I'm thinking.
the little kid and the fat guy to take his place.
Boi.
I'm gonna stop singing this song
tells us that a posting was pulled off...
No, more like dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers.
Wait a sec. You follow the book, too?
Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks...
WHat?
You see me driving down the street
Billy Zane you da bomb in the phantom yo!
For l--
[Quietly] Jay and Justice
Prepare to fee the wrath of
I AM THE CLINT COMMANDER
or are you going to go Bandit, Reynolds style?
https://www.101soundboards.com/search/wreck%20it%20ralph%20screaming
Whoa!
an lnternet movie chat board allegedly written...
Don't shoot.
Yes, yes
Whoo!
or until she's sleepin'.
JAY ON TAPE: I am the clit commander.
Because I got high
Don`t get me started.
FUCK YOU You fucking square!
Now who's stupid, you dirty couch fucker!
Man, I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid
Who the fuck are these guys?
Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you…….Fair enough
Aaah! Unhh!
There's no boogers in it, sir.
[Horn honks]
And for the record, the Time sucKed ass.
Vi har fått in en anmälan om två killar
Silent Chikn!
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
What the hell are you talking about?
Well, boys, I'm no lawyer, but I think Holden and Banky...
He loves the guac
Hey, what's all this talk about holes?
-Chuckie? -Yeah?
Jersey Local 404.
Come on, y'all, check it out
Let's see if those fucks wrote something new...
Applesauce, bitch.
What? I have a wiping problem.
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan, either...
.
They won't get in the way, I swear.
Yeah, but what happens when they pick you up...
Let him rip, boy.
SuperJRB2K11 now hates Hoops and Yoyo, thanks to his fucking recent stream.
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me!
[Blows whistle]
-l miss dating a lesbian. -[Ring]
lt's the first rule in the book.
We love this monkey!
Really?
This one here
Wait for me.
They didn't really steal that monkey.
Make it happen, guys.
Just stand there and react.
Hi.
Does your daddy know that you give a kopite his coffee?
I got all the symptoms, count 'em, 1, 2, 3
Just take it from, it's a good course.
Sure.
l'll feed you to the fuckin' dog!
Pumpkin Escobar, Los Angeles Local 305.
APH GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!
Let it go, man. They're not talking about you guys.
Why do you think people pick us up?
What the fuck do you think it means?
Yeah? That means you're gonna fuck me, right?
Dude, that is so gay. l--
-Bob. -Right.
to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
I was still just hoping you might be able...
youcut Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!
[Deep laughter]
Toss the salad.
someplace else, burn boy.
You be good, now.
When you have to explain something to a coworker 5 times
Wait a second.
Smells like someone shit in their cereal!
[Panting]
You don't want to rub the C.L.l.T. the wrong way.
Well, it's not my way, but I'll be damned...
Do you go by FaustoP? not a fan of healers?
to teenagers and guys who can't even get laid.
You
like a third-rate Cheech and Chong...
JA Y: Get off ofme!
youcut Damn youse!
50 CENTS LITTLE MAN PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND
which sucks ass 'cause it's been like...
This is Brent.
from the one woman I loved enough...
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
COP ON MEGAPHONE: This is the Utah State Police.
Who the fuck are you?
My God!
figuring out what you're doing here.