Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ls Hollywood ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan, either...
Why do you think people pick us up?
Hey!
Make it happen, guys.
Call me Darth Balls. Bong!
which sucks ass 'cause it's been like...
You both don't have to sit back there.
Silent Chikn!
Yeah, we're gay...
I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
Hey, what's all this talk about holes?
SuperJRB2K11 now hates Hoops and Yoyo, thanks to his fucking recent stream.
(NOOOO) cowboy hat Muffin cupcake heeler
Applesauce, bitch.
You be good, now.
Doobie Snacks.
I'm gonna stop singing this song
Yeah, I know it's sad, man...
Whoo!
Man, I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid
That’s because he’s from my sperm
someplace else, burn boy.
[Quietly] Jay and Justice
https://www.101soundboards.com/search/wreck%20it%20ralph%20screaming
Now who's stupid, you dirty couch fucker!
BRODlE: No fucking way.
Yeah, but what happens when they pick you up...
or until she's sleepin'.
The one at the Unitarian church last weeK...
My God!
APH GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!
COP ON MEGAPHONE: This is the Utah State Police.
Well, it's not my way, but I'll be damned...
-l miss dating a lesbian. -[Ring]
Hi.
What the hell are you talking about?
I AM THE CLINT COMMANDER
Vi har fått in en anmälan om två killar
the little kid and the fat guy to take his place.
to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Wait a second.
{``Life`s Been Good`` by Joe Walsh playing}
Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you…….Fair enough
Dude! I think I just filled the cup!
For l--
l`m trying to watch ``Clash of the Titans``...
yoo im hungry where can we get some breakfast
All these assholes on the lnternet are calling us names...
these monkey fucks will start wearing our clothes...
There's no boogers in it, sir.
Dude, that is so gay. l--
Mergem la gară.
Well, boys, I'm no lawyer, but I think Holden and Banky...
When you have to explain something to a coworker 5 times
-Bob. -Right.
I said, l
I was still just hoping you might be able...
Just take it from, it's a good course.
Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks...
Come on, y'all, check it out
Exactly.
On your birthday you ever heard..... Happy Birthday homie hope it's a good one
No, more like dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers.
This is Brent.
to give Provasik a piece of our minds.
the Bluntman and Chronic movie...
.
ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.
Let him rip, boy.
WHat?
Yeah, but I'll bury you with my Crouching Tiger.
What? I have a wiping problem.
Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
Billy Zane you da bomb in the phantom yo!
Uh, three by my count, but close.
an lnternet movie chat board allegedly written...
I make pay with Jay
And for the record, the Time sucKed ass.
Whoa!
Let's see if those fucks wrote something new...
BWESWEES BlZZNlP: No fucking way.
Hey, Stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you………Fair enough.
I lost my kids and wife
Shut up, I'm thinking.
50 CENTS LITTLE MAN PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND
For one more record, he loves the cock
tells us that a posting was pulled off...
Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker!
from the one woman I loved enough...
I mean, talking me into Dogma is one thing, but this is--
Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.
You heard about that, huh? I got nothing to do with it.
They won't get in the way, I swear.
Who the fuck are you?
youcut Damn youse!
i mitt rövhål och BAM!
This one here
Prepare to fee the wrath of
Do you go by FaustoP? not a fan of healers?
Aaah! Unhh!
and I just-- I see a man crying out.
FUCK YOU You fucking square!
Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me.
Toss the salad.
Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son.
Jersey Local 404.
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
My room is still messed up, and I know why
Yeah? That means you're gonna fuck me, right?
You see me driving down the street
Man, who the fuck just steals a monkey?
Oh, nice parenting!
He loves the guac
[Deep laughter]
Students Against Animal Cruelty.
Two reasons.
JA Y: Get off ofme!
Because I got high
Get off my kool-aid motherfucker
Here's the pulse, all right?
Pumpkin Escobar, Los Angeles Local 305.
[Horn honks]
figuring out what you're doing here.
Smells like someone shit in their cereal!
Why, man?
[Police radio squawking]
We love this monkey!
Wait a sec. You follow the book, too?
or are you going to go Bandit, Reynolds style?
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
You thought I'd never find...
and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood, we--
You don't want to rub the C.L.l.T. the wrong way.
-Whoa! -Wow.
I think Adobe gonna sue somebody
Since when did they start charging for the bus?
to teenagers and guys who can't even get laid.
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me!
Wait for me.
Boi.
l'll feed you to the fuckin' dog!
JAY ON TAPE: I am the clit commander.
Really?
Man, who the fuck just soots a monkey
lt's the first rule in the book.
What the fuck do you think it means?
Sure.
Because I got high
Don`t get me started.
-Chuckie? -Yeah?
Yeah, look, I need you to get me on the national news pronto.
Let it go, man. They're not talking about you guys.
if you don't stop backtalking me, OK, cracker?
Welcome Mr Van De Beek
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts
Don't shoot.
Marshal Willenholly, thanks for joining us.
Yes, yes
Does your daddy know that you give a kopite his coffee?
[Blows whistle]
You
-Mat mat meal -Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma
and cry like little whiny bitches.
youcut Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!
[Panting]
They didn't really steal that monkey.
Tickets?
I got all the symptoms, count 'em, 1, 2, 3
Just stand there and react.
[Brakes screech]
Who the fuck are these guys?
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
about those two stoners hanging around...
So this is Hollywood?
like a third-rate Cheech and Chong...
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
to transfer the concept to another medium.
to use that voice to bitch about movies.