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Shut up, I'm thinking.
Prepare to fee the wrath of
to use that voice to bitch about movies.
Whoo!
Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
I lost my kids and wife
ls Hollywood ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
He loves the guac
Who the fuck are you?
For one more record, he loves the cock
BWESWEES BlZZNlP: No fucking way.
the Bluntman and Chronic movie...
My room is still messed up, and I know why
[Deep laughter]
I'm gonna stop singing this song
-Whoa! -Wow.
Marshal Willenholly, thanks for joining us.
You thought I'd never find...
[Blows whistle]
Hey, Stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you………Fair enough.
Toss the salad.
ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.
Well, boys, I'm no lawyer, but I think Holden and Banky...
Man, I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid
Boi.
There's no boogers in it, sir.
to transfer the concept to another medium.
Dude, that is so gay. l--
which sucks ass 'cause it's been like...
Yeah, but what happens when they pick you up...
I was still just hoping you might be able...
Students Against Animal Cruelty.
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker!
about those two stoners hanging around...
I got all the symptoms, count 'em, 1, 2, 3
Hi.
Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me.
SuperJRB2K11 now hates Hoops and Yoyo, thanks to his fucking recent stream.
I AM THE CLINT COMMANDER
to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
I said, l
They won't get in the way, I swear.
My God!
Wait for me.
Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son.
You don't want to rub the C.L.l.T. the wrong way.
All these assholes on the lnternet are calling us names...
Jersey Local 404.
For l--
Let it go, man. They're not talking about you guys.
Let's see if those fucks wrote something new...
Doobie Snacks.
if you don't stop backtalking me, OK, cracker?
This one here
The one at the Unitarian church last weeK...
and I just-- I see a man crying out.
You be good, now.
to give Provasik a piece of our minds.
l`m trying to watch ``Clash of the Titans``...
an lnternet movie chat board allegedly written...
the little kid and the fat guy to take his place.
youcut Damn youse!
or until she's sleepin'.
Yeah, look, I need you to get me on the national news pronto.
When you have to explain something to a coworker 5 times
Come on, y'all, check it out
Two reasons.
these monkey fucks will start wearing our clothes...
Pumpkin Escobar, Los Angeles Local 305.
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh, nice parenting!
Hey, what's all this talk about holes?
https://www.101soundboards.com/search/wreck%20it%20ralph%20screaming
{``Life`s Been Good`` by Joe Walsh playing}
to teenagers and guys who can't even get laid.
lt's the first rule in the book.
Why, man?
from the one woman I loved enough...
You see me driving down the street
Who the fuck are these guys?
yoo im hungry where can we get some breakfast
COP ON MEGAPHONE: This is the Utah State Police.
Wait a second.
Because I got high
FUCK YOU You fucking square!
figuring out what you're doing here.
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
Because I got high
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
Vi har fått in en anmälan om två killar
I make pay with Jay
That’s because he’s from my sperm
You
Here's the pulse, all right?
Why do you think people pick us up?
-l miss dating a lesbian. -[Ring]
Uh, three by my count, but close.
No, more like dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers.
and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood, we--
You heard about that, huh? I got nothing to do with it.
(NOOOO) cowboy hat Muffin cupcake heeler
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts
50 CENTS LITTLE MAN PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND
Yeah, I know it's sad, man...
Tickets?
Smells like someone shit in their cereal!
Now who's stupid, you dirty couch fucker!
JA Y: Get off ofme!
I mean, talking me into Dogma is one thing, but this is--
Call me Darth Balls. Bong!
Sure.
This is Brent.
Exactly.
Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you…….Fair enough
Let him rip, boy.
Yeah, we're gay...
Man, who the fuck just soots a monkey
On your birthday you ever heard..... Happy Birthday homie hope it's a good one
BRODlE: No fucking way.
Mergem la gară.
Do you go by FaustoP? not a fan of healers?
Yeah? That means you're gonna fuck me, right?
Wait a sec. You follow the book, too?
-Chuckie? -Yeah?
or are you going to go Bandit, Reynolds style?
Make it happen, guys.
Silent Chikn!
[Brakes screech]
I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
JAY ON TAPE: I am the clit commander.
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
Man, who the fuck just steals a monkey?
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan, either...
I think Adobe gonna sue somebody
Hey!
Don't shoot.
Aaah! Unhh!
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
Dude! I think I just filled the cup!
Just take it from, it's a good course.
-Mat mat meal -Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma
tells us that a posting was pulled off...
youcut Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!
i mitt rövhål och BAM!
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me!
-Bob. -Right.
Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.
Welcome Mr Van De Beek
.
What? I have a wiping problem.
And for the record, the Time sucKed ass.
So this is Hollywood?
WHat?
They didn't really steal that monkey.
Billy Zane you da bomb in the phantom yo!
Whoa!
Don`t get me started.
Since when did they start charging for the bus?
Yes, yes
l'll feed you to the fuckin' dog!
Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks...
APH GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!
like a third-rate Cheech and Chong...
[Quietly] Jay and Justice
Well, it's not my way, but I'll be damned...
Yeah, but I'll bury you with my Crouching Tiger.
Just stand there and react.
You both don't have to sit back there.
[Horn honks]
Really?
[Panting]
Applesauce, bitch.
someplace else, burn boy.
Get off my kool-aid motherfucker
[Police radio squawking]
Does your daddy know that you give a kopite his coffee?
What the fuck do you think it means?
and cry like little whiny bitches.
We love this monkey!