Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I just-- I see a man crying out.
Wait a second.
Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks...
to use that voice to bitch about movies.
Now who's stupid, you dirty couch fucker!
Hey!
and cry like little whiny bitches.
Well, boys, I'm no lawyer, but I think Holden and Banky...
Why, man?
Welcome Mr Van De Beek
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me!
Whoa!
Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you…….Fair enough
youcut Damn youse!
which sucks ass 'cause it's been like...
My God!
I mean, talking me into Dogma is one thing, but this is--
from the one woman I loved enough...
Uh, three by my count, but close.
youcut Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!
Toss the salad.
Really?
All these assholes on the lnternet are calling us names...
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood, we--
Marshal Willenholly, thanks for joining us.
Shut up, I'm thinking.
BWESWEES BlZZNlP: No fucking way.
Come on, y'all, check it out
FUCK YOU You fucking square!
I make pay with Jay
Applesauce, bitch.
Tickets?
SuperJRB2K11 now hates Hoops and Yoyo, thanks to his fucking recent stream.
ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.
Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son.
Who the fuck are you?
Hey, what's all this talk about holes?
So this is Hollywood?
Just take it from, it's a good course.
He loves the guac
Jersey Local 404.
the little kid and the fat guy to take his place.
When you have to explain something to a coworker 5 times
Yes, yes
The one at the Unitarian church last weeK...
to give Provasik a piece of our minds.
i mitt rövhål och BAM!
For l--
Wait for me.
figuring out what you're doing here.
Get off my kool-aid motherfucker
these monkey fucks will start wearing our clothes...
to transfer the concept to another medium.
Students Against Animal Cruelty.
There's no boogers in it, sir.
50 CENTS LITTLE MAN PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND
Make it happen, guys.
No, more like dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers.
Hey, Stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you………Fair enough.
to teenagers and guys who can't even get laid.
Don't shoot.
https://www.101soundboards.com/search/wreck%20it%20ralph%20screaming
-l miss dating a lesbian. -[Ring]
I said, l
I got all the symptoms, count 'em, 1, 2, 3
tells us that a posting was pulled off...
You thought I'd never find...
You see me driving down the street
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
I lost my kids and wife
Don`t get me started.
Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.
Because I got high
Man, who the fuck just steals a monkey?
Smells like someone shit in their cereal!
Two reasons.
lt's the first rule in the book.
if you don't stop backtalking me, OK, cracker?
Just stand there and react.
Sure.
[Police radio squawking]
We love this monkey!
This one here
Vi har fått in en anmälan om två killar
Man, who the fuck just soots a monkey
What the fuck do you think it means?
{``Life`s Been Good`` by Joe Walsh playing}
-Whoa! -Wow.
[Panting]
Mergem la gară.
.
On your birthday you ever heard..... Happy Birthday homie hope it's a good one
the Bluntman and Chronic movie...
JA Y: Get off ofme!
Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker!
Yeah, but I'll bury you with my Crouching Tiger.
an lnternet movie chat board allegedly written...
Yeah, we're gay...
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
l'll feed you to the fuckin' dog!
Do you go by FaustoP? not a fan of healers?
Man, I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan, either...
[Blows whistle]
What? I have a wiping problem.
Who the fuck are these guys?
or are you going to go Bandit, Reynolds style?
WHat?
someplace else, burn boy.
Does your daddy know that you give a kopite his coffee?
Let him rip, boy.
Exactly.
[Horn honks]
COP ON MEGAPHONE: This is the Utah State Police.
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me.
You heard about that, huh? I got nothing to do with it.
(NOOOO) cowboy hat Muffin cupcake heeler
That’s because he’s from my sperm
Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
-Bob. -Right.
JAY ON TAPE: I am the clit commander.
I think Adobe gonna sue somebody
Pumpkin Escobar, Los Angeles Local 305.
APH GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!
They didn't really steal that monkey.
Hi.
This is Brent.
Whoo!
You be good, now.
Silent Chikn!
They won't get in the way, I swear.
Wait a sec. You follow the book, too?
Prepare to fee the wrath of
Let it go, man. They're not talking about you guys.
Billy Zane you da bomb in the phantom yo!
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts
l`m trying to watch ``Clash of the Titans``...
I'm gonna stop singing this song
yoo im hungry where can we get some breakfast
Dude, that is so gay. l--
-Mat mat meal -Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma
My room is still messed up, and I know why
What the hell are you talking about?
Why do you think people pick us up?
like a third-rate Cheech and Chong...
Because I got high
I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
BRODlE: No fucking way.
Boi.
or until she's sleepin'.
For one more record, he loves the cock
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
Since when did they start charging for the bus?
Oh, nice parenting!
[Quietly] Jay and Justice
You don't want to rub the C.L.l.T. the wrong way.
Yeah, but what happens when they pick you up...
You
about those two stoners hanging around...
Doobie Snacks.
Aaah! Unhh!
Yeah, I know it's sad, man...
I was still just hoping you might be able...
Call me Darth Balls. Bong!
ls Hollywood ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
You both don't have to sit back there.
Dude! I think I just filled the cup!
[Deep laughter]
Let's see if those fucks wrote something new...
I AM THE CLINT COMMANDER
[Brakes screech]
Here's the pulse, all right?
And for the record, the Time sucKed ass.
Yeah? That means you're gonna fuck me, right?
to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Well, it's not my way, but I'll be damned...
Yeah, look, I need you to get me on the national news pronto.
-Chuckie? -Yeah?