Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, boys, I'm no lawyer, but I think Holden and Banky...
Who the fuck are you?
Wait a second.
He loves the guac
Why, man?
Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me.
My room is still messed up, and I know why
Here's the pulse, all right?
I think Adobe gonna sue somebody
They didn't really steal that monkey.
When you have to explain something to a coworker 5 times
and I just-- I see a man crying out.
Boi.
This one here
Doobie Snacks.
which sucks ass 'cause it's been like...
Let it go, man. They're not talking about you guys.
My God!
You heard about that, huh? I got nothing to do with it.
Aaah! Unhh!
Let him rip, boy.
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
-l miss dating a lesbian. -[Ring]
I AM THE CLINT COMMANDER
Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks...
On your birthday you ever heard..... Happy Birthday homie hope it's a good one
like a third-rate Cheech and Chong...
JAY ON TAPE: I am the clit commander.
Prepare to fee the wrath of
Make it happen, guys.
Shut up, I'm thinking.
I make pay with Jay
{``Life`s Been Good`` by Joe Walsh playing}
an lnternet movie chat board allegedly written...
Uh, three by my count, but close.
So this is Hollywood?
Does your daddy know that you give a kopite his coffee?
Because I got high
Yeah, I know it's sad, man...
[Blows whistle]
They won't get in the way, I swear.
Hey, Stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you………Fair enough.
I mean, talking me into Dogma is one thing, but this is--
Wait a sec. You follow the book, too?
.
and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood, we--
figuring out what you're doing here.
the little kid and the fat guy to take his place.
https://www.101soundboards.com/search/wreck%20it%20ralph%20screaming
[Panting]
-Chuckie? -Yeah?
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me!
if you don't stop backtalking me, OK, cracker?
I got all the symptoms, count 'em, 1, 2, 3
Dude! I think I just filled the cup!
APH GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!
What? I have a wiping problem.
to give Provasik a piece of our minds.
-Bob. -Right.
or until she's sleepin'.
youcut Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!
Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
SuperJRB2K11 now hates Hoops and Yoyo, thanks to his fucking recent stream.
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan, either...
and cry like little whiny bitches.
Two reasons.
Exactly.
Why do you think people pick us up?
about those two stoners hanging around...
What the fuck do you think it means?
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
We love this monkey!
Smells like someone shit in their cereal!
You see me driving down the street
someplace else, burn boy.
Pumpkin Escobar, Los Angeles Local 305.
tells us that a posting was pulled off...
This is Brent.
Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son.
COP ON MEGAPHONE: This is the Utah State Police.
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts
Call me Darth Balls. Bong!
Man, who the fuck just steals a monkey?
Billy Zane you da bomb in the phantom yo!
Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you…….Fair enough
For l--
or are you going to go Bandit, Reynolds style?
these monkey fucks will start wearing our clothes...
There's no boogers in it, sir.
All these assholes on the lnternet are calling us names...
Don`t get me started.
Get off my kool-aid motherfucker
I'm gonna stop singing this song
No, more like dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers.
You be good, now.
I lost my kids and wife
Whoa!
Toss the salad.
yoo im hungry where can we get some breakfast
[Brakes screech]
Yeah? That means you're gonna fuck me, right?
WHat?
What the hell are you talking about?
ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.
i mitt rövhål och BAM!
[Quietly] Jay and Justice
the Bluntman and Chronic movie...
BWESWEES BlZZNlP: No fucking way.
to transfer the concept to another medium.
Wait for me.
-Whoa! -Wow.
Because I got high
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
Man, who the fuck just soots a monkey
Yeah, but what happens when they pick you up...
Sure.
to use that voice to bitch about movies.
Jersey Local 404.
youcut Damn youse!
Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.
Yes, yes
I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
Yeah, look, I need you to get me on the national news pronto.
That’s because he’s from my sperm
FUCK YOU You fucking square!
Since when did they start charging for the bus?
Mergem la gară.
I was still just hoping you might be able...
[Horn honks]
l`m trying to watch ``Clash of the Titans``...
Man, I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid
Just take it from, it's a good course.
Yeah, we're gay...
You thought I'd never find...
Oh, nice parenting!
Hey!
Come on, y'all, check it out
Tickets?
Welcome Mr Van De Beek
(NOOOO) cowboy hat Muffin cupcake heeler
Let's see if those fucks wrote something new...
Don't shoot.
The one at the Unitarian church last weeK...
to teenagers and guys who can't even get laid.
[Police radio squawking]
Silent Chikn!
You
Hi.
lt's the first rule in the book.
I said, l
Who the fuck are these guys?
Marshal Willenholly, thanks for joining us.
Just stand there and react.
JA Y: Get off ofme!
[Deep laughter]
Hey, what's all this talk about holes?
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
Really?
l'll feed you to the fuckin' dog!
For one more record, he loves the cock
Applesauce, bitch.
Vi har fått in en anmälan om två killar
You both don't have to sit back there.
ls Hollywood ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
from the one woman I loved enough...
50 CENTS LITTLE MAN PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND
Now who's stupid, you dirty couch fucker!
Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker!
-Mat mat meal -Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma
Whoo!
You don't want to rub the C.L.l.T. the wrong way.
Yeah, but I'll bury you with my Crouching Tiger.
And for the record, the Time sucKed ass.
Students Against Animal Cruelty.
to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
BRODlE: No fucking way.
Dude, that is so gay. l--
Do you go by FaustoP? not a fan of healers?
Well, it's not my way, but I'll be damned...