Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The one at the Unitarian church last weeK...
Yeah, look, I need you to get me on the national news pronto.
i mitt rövhål och BAM!
Let's see if those fucks wrote something new...
Jersey Local 404.
My God!
or are you going to go Bandit, Reynolds style?
Yeah, I know it's sad, man...
No, more like dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers.
Make it happen, guys.
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
50 CENTS LITTLE MAN PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND
Prepare to fee the wrath of
Now who's stupid, you dirty couch fucker!
Boi.
lt's the first rule in the book.
JA Y: Get off ofme!
Does your daddy know that you give a kopite his coffee?
COP ON MEGAPHONE: This is the Utah State Police.
You both don't have to sit back there.
Well, boys, I'm no lawyer, but I think Holden and Banky...
someplace else, burn boy.
Well, it's not my way, but I'll be damned...
Who the fuck are you?
This is Brent.
Because I got high
Students Against Animal Cruelty.
You see me driving down the street
Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
On your birthday you ever heard..... Happy Birthday homie hope it's a good one
I got all the symptoms, count 'em, 1, 2, 3
l`m trying to watch ``Clash of the Titans``...
-Bob. -Right.
You heard about that, huh? I got nothing to do with it.
Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me.
Here's the pulse, all right?
the Bluntman and Chronic movie...
He loves the guac
I was still just hoping you might be able...
What the fuck do you think it means?
Yeah, but I'll bury you with my Crouching Tiger.
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
and I just-- I see a man crying out.
APH GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!
youcut Damn youse!
What? I have a wiping problem.
Don`t get me started.
to teenagers and guys who can't even get laid.
to transfer the concept to another medium.
So this is Hollywood?
[Police radio squawking]
Man, who the fuck just soots a monkey
Welcome Mr Van De Beek
[Quietly] Jay and Justice
Don't shoot.
Come on, y'all, check it out
Whoa!
Silent Chikn!
[Horn honks]
about those two stoners hanging around...
For one more record, he loves the cock
I think Adobe gonna sue somebody
https://www.101soundboards.com/search/wreck%20it%20ralph%20screaming
I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood, we--
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
Let him rip, boy.
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me!
I mean, talking me into Dogma is one thing, but this is--
Pumpkin Escobar, Los Angeles Local 305.
Sure.
Mergem la gară.
They didn't really steal that monkey.
Dude! I think I just filled the cup!
BWESWEES BlZZNlP: No fucking way.
You be good, now.
When you have to explain something to a coworker 5 times
Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you…….Fair enough
Why, man?
Wait a sec. You follow the book, too?
I said, l
[Deep laughter]
like a third-rate Cheech and Chong...
these monkey fucks will start wearing our clothes...
Toss the salad.
Smells like someone shit in their cereal!
Man, who the fuck just steals a monkey?
Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.
Man, I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid
-Whoa! -Wow.
Tickets?
to use that voice to bitch about movies.
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan, either...
They won't get in the way, I swear.
Wait a second.
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
I AM THE CLINT COMMANDER
[Blows whistle]
Just take it from, it's a good course.
Call me Darth Balls. Bong!
Yes, yes
Shut up, I'm thinking.
Billy Zane you da bomb in the phantom yo!
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts
Marshal Willenholly, thanks for joining us.
Who the fuck are these guys?
All these assholes on the lnternet are calling us names...
Whoo!
Do you go by FaustoP? not a fan of healers?
BRODlE: No fucking way.
Because I got high
and cry like little whiny bitches.
l'll feed you to the fuckin' dog!
[Brakes screech]
ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.
tells us that a posting was pulled off...
For l--
Why do you think people pick us up?
-l miss dating a lesbian. -[Ring]
Let it go, man. They're not talking about you guys.
the little kid and the fat guy to take his place.
Yeah? That means you're gonna fuck me, right?
Really?
Oh, nice parenting!
This one here
Hey, what's all this talk about holes?
Hi.
My room is still messed up, and I know why
Exactly.
an lnternet movie chat board allegedly written...
That’s because he’s from my sperm
.
Dude, that is so gay. l--
to give Provasik a piece of our minds.
I'm gonna stop singing this song
What the hell are you talking about?
There's no boogers in it, sir.
Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker!
Hey, Stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you………Fair enough.
I make pay with Jay
to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
ls Hollywood ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
youcut Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!
Yeah, but what happens when they pick you up...
Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks...
or until she's sleepin'.
Just stand there and react.
Two reasons.
from the one woman I loved enough...
Wait for me.
Applesauce, bitch.
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
(NOOOO) cowboy hat Muffin cupcake heeler
[Panting]
JAY ON TAPE: I am the clit commander.
FUCK YOU You fucking square!
Yeah, we're gay...
-Chuckie? -Yeah?
You thought I'd never find...
-Mat mat meal -Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma
Hey!
WHat?
which sucks ass 'cause it's been like...
Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son.
Uh, three by my count, but close.
Aaah! Unhh!
yoo im hungry where can we get some breakfast
Doobie Snacks.
{``Life`s Been Good`` by Joe Walsh playing}
figuring out what you're doing here.
You
And for the record, the Time sucKed ass.
Since when did they start charging for the bus?
Get off my kool-aid motherfucker
You don't want to rub the C.L.l.T. the wrong way.
We love this monkey!
I lost my kids and wife
SuperJRB2K11 now hates Hoops and Yoyo, thanks to his fucking recent stream.
if you don't stop backtalking me, OK, cracker?
Vi har fått in en anmälan om två killar