Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for being so stupid.
[Debris clattering]
Motherfuck, ha ha
Whoa!
WHy? WHat'd tHey do now?
lt's a shame. it's a damn shame.
What, here?
What is--what is it-- what is it?
Oh, nice parenting.
and then all you motherfuckers are next Love, Jay and Silent Bob
Think they're talking about us?
lt would kill him, wouldn't it?
I am excellent at shitpot
[Thud]
I got you new coffee, sir-- booger-free.
lt's hunting season.
You put your dick in a pie.
Which fighting style do you want me to kick your ass in?
Bang!
Noice, noice, noice
OH THE CLIT'S REAL IT'S THE FEMALE ORGASM THAT'S THE MYTH
See? Told you that restraining order was a good idea.
Then lover boy gets one in the fucking brain.
l should`ve done a long time ago.
JAY: What, is it a fucking crime to fart? Motherfucker!
The lnternet buzz.
FUCK NEW REDDIT UP their STUPID ASSes
Put that shit in my hand
[Squeaking]
You are the ones who are welcomed to Minnmax!
Please give me more head
They don't deserve their own movie.
-The ape. -What?
What are you, fucking retarded?
and now you're like this little priss with a conscience.
But you forgot about Vickers.
THat sHit was so gay-- fucking eigHties style.
if there doesn't go one happy family.
They're just gonna tag along for a few miles.
Out of box looks
but frankly, I found it rather elementary.
Look at him.
Put those nudes In my hand
all the studios started buying up...
So, are you going to abide by the court's ruling...
Me Hey
Make way today, and ifl may, I say
We call it...
No, it's cool, hon.
She is too fine.
Well, wait a second.
Excuse me. WHo's watcHing tHese babies?
Noise, noise, noise
What the fuck you waitin' for, bitch?
You used to be all about this girl stuff--
Shrek, I think you grabbed the " Farty Ever After " potion. OpenSubtitles2018.v3. چي گوزيدن هم جرمه. what, is it a fucking crime to fart motherfucker. TEP. شما ...
Yeah, boy!
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing...
and we see some fuckin' titties...
Yo man I'm hungry, where can we get some breakfast?!
Hell, yeah, bitch.
callin' us assholes on the lnternet...
You're gonna love this. True story.
Ew, dude. I fuckin' knew it, man.
[Beeps, clicks, buzzes]
l
Since you let our patsy slip away, you've gotta convince...
You guys are gonna ruin my movie career.
JA Y: When the fuck did this happen?
Snoogans.
[Monkey squeaks]
Aaah!
They crashed through a window we believe might be yours.
Well, it's not like it's a bad thing.
What the fuck is that?
Shut up.
JA Y: Justice, huh?
Mortimer Beckett And The Secrets Of Spooky Manor
for detaining you and your unorthodox...
You fat fuck.
I think I killed both of them.
Bad medicine
Are we gonna go back to the matrix...again?
on the lnternet for starters.
stealing, boning, blowing shit up...
and say you never found the ape.
Miramax? Ha ha ha!
.
someplace else, burn boy.
JAY: The whole fuckin' world's against us, dude...
and then, when the guys come out with the monkey--
Bring that ass over. Come on!
But I want a reduced sentence.
about tHose two stoners Hanging around...
l`m a smooth pimp who loves the pussy...
No, sir, a 1 0-82 is disappearing a dead hooker...
[Cheering]
So that means not even the slightest noise. You got that?
So far we've been unable to get a statement...
Myjungle love, yeah
All right, people!
to the liberal media...
from gettin' made. Come on, Silent Bob.
fictional conflicts.
All right, here's the deal. You and your men stay up here.
tһаt tһеу аrе іn соntrоӏ оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т.
I swear to God!
SHANNEN: All right, you bastard. Let's see who you really are.
No, you stopped hitting the books...
Get off my Kool-Aid, Motherfucker!
GOD DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL!
would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?
Ah
And ifl don't sell one copy I'll know why
Nobody else got the heart to tell you.
Are these leg cuffs really necessary?
How many people want to kick some ass
[Pbbt]
Ooh, you little fuck.
Hi.
the net nerds are gonna have something negative...
You the man, sir No, you the man, and that's the problem.
Dante and Randall slapped you with a restraining order?
JAY: Ce, este o crimă să te pârțuiești? Nenorocitule!
Yeah Boy
Just isn't the same, is it?
Getjiggy with it
You mean that fucking movie with Mork from Ork in it?
we're gonna make them eat our--expletive deleted--
stimulation of the C.L.l.T. is not recommended.
[Whistles]
You reached out, and you touched a brother heart.
The greatest band in the world......
Yo, man, I'm hungry. Where can we get some breakfast?
He just called Sissy Juggs.
Friday? Shit, does it say who's fucking playing us...
that little trout-mouth prick like a fish...
and a real version...
VURR: No fucking way.
Do you want us to call your publicists?
we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like...
Why?
Fuck Phineas and Ferb.
Jay and Silent Bob strike back
100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
Sure, if you don't make with the head.
For the record, this guy loves the cox
С·L·ӏ·Т ѕtорѕ һеrе, Јау аnd Ѕіӏеnt Воb!
since Greedo shooting first.
responsible for the fall of the human race.
to him years ago.
You don’t have a mask!
Man, this movie makes john wick look like john wick 2!
I am the C.L.I.T. commander!
I thought you blew up, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck
I sold my half of the Bluntman and Chronic rights...
I'm the chucklehead? You're the fucking dumb-ass...
because of this fucking stupid movie.
Holy shit, that looked like it hurt.
and what they think is inside information...
Fuck, man, I'm no strategist.
Uh-huh.
Why? What`d they do now?
Oh, look at that gay huddle. Look at that gay dog.
No, you the man, and that's the problem.
You know, with all the money we're making, man...
-lt means I'm kidding. -Oh. Well, that's too bad.
-All right! -[Screaming]
I think Brian Bender gonna sue somebody
to keep his name off of it.
Let's do, misters! You wanna get shot?
Yeah, for Joey, man. She is too fine.
L
Did you Hear tHat fucking guy...
a couple of hundred miles across the country...
Yo, she called you beautiful.
What's the next one say?
[Razzes]
...but Affleck was the bomb in Reindeer Games.
Grammar like a hammer, information receivable
Where's MY motherfucking movie check?!
Who let the cats out, huh?
And now we're here.
gross experiments on animals.
They've gotta break into Provasik now.
Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob...
ohhhhhh shhhit
What response do you hope to elicit...
cow face! moo!
Good. They do their part, and we'll do ours.
… and sexy
Hey! You don't have a pass!
[Grunting softly]
OFFlCER: Sir...
How the fuck do we know where that car's going?
then--expletive deleted-- out our--
You the gals that ordered the pizza?
You see something? See anything?
about Jay and Silent Bob, right?
Get that shit the fuck out of here.
Did you write a bunch of bs about the Young Bucks on social media?
I was just about to jump in and fuckin' get your back.
I got a fireplace, yo, I can't hear ya
youcut You are so gay.