Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and what they think is inside information...
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stealing, boning, blowing shit up...
Grammar like a hammer, information receivable
Holy shit, that looked like it hurt.
we're gonna make them eat our--expletive deleted--
Bring that ass over. Come on!
for being so stupid.
They crashed through a window we believe might be yours.
You know, with all the money we're making, man...
would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?
Put that shit in my hand
Me Hey
Yeah, for Joey, man. She is too fine.
-All right! -[Screaming]
Did you write a bunch of bs about the Young Bucks on social media?
L
youcut You are so gay.
Getjiggy with it
Are these leg cuffs really necessary?
Whoa!
l`m a smooth pimp who loves the pussy...
С·L·ӏ·Т ѕtорѕ һеrе, Јау аnd Ѕіӏеnt Воb!
Put those nudes In my hand
-The ape. -What?
Good. They do their part, and we'll do ours.
Are we gonna go back to the matrix...again?
Yo, she called you beautiful.
fictional conflicts.
Who let the cats out, huh?
GOD DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL!
JAY: The whole fuckin' world's against us, dude...
[Grunting softly]
I got you new coffee, sir-- booger-free.
Nobody else got the heart to tell you.
No, you the man, and that's the problem.
Miramax? Ha ha ha!
-lt means I'm kidding. -Oh. Well, that's too bad.
Look at him.
But you forgot about Vickers.
Shut up.
Uh-huh.
How the fuck do we know where that car's going?
You the man, sir No, you the man, and that's the problem.
Please give me more head
gross experiments on animals.
They're just gonna tag along for a few miles.
Fuck Phineas and Ferb.
[Whistles]
all the studios started buying up...
tһаt tһеу аrе іn соntrоӏ оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т.
[Beeps, clicks, buzzes]
And now we're here.
Myjungle love, yeah
ohhhhhh shhhit
FUCK NEW REDDIT UP their STUPID ASSes
Jay and Silent Bob strike back
about tHose two stoners Hanging around...
Ah
Well, it's not like it's a bad thing.
lt's a shame. it's a damn shame.
Where's MY motherfucking movie check?!
and we see some fuckin' titties...
Do you want us to call your publicists?
JAY: What, is it a fucking crime to fart? Motherfucker!
But I want a reduced sentence.
to keep his name off of it.
You the gals that ordered the pizza?
How many people want to kick some ass
And ifl don't sell one copy I'll know why
You reached out, and you touched a brother heart.
Bad medicine
...but Affleck was the bomb in Reindeer Games.
Let's do, misters! You wanna get shot?
What response do you hope to elicit...
[Pbbt]
So far we've been unable to get a statement...
Get that shit the fuck out of here.
[Squeaking]
l should`ve done a long time ago.
Fuck, man, I'm no strategist.
Make way today, and ifl may, I say
since Greedo shooting first.
What's the next one say?
I am excellent at shitpot
You see something? See anything?
Dante and Randall slapped you with a restraining order?
VURR: No fucking way.
I think Brian Bender gonna sue somebody
callin' us assholes on the lnternet...
What is--what is it-- what is it?
See? Told you that restraining order was a good idea.
because of this fucking stupid movie.
for detaining you and your unorthodox...
[Monkey squeaks]
He just called Sissy Juggs.
You used to be all about this girl stuff--
… and sexy
I'm the chucklehead? You're the fucking dumb-ass...
Hell, yeah, bitch.
OFFlCER: Sir...
The greatest band in the world......
Why?
What the fuck is that?
and now you're like this little priss with a conscience.
They don't deserve their own movie.
to him years ago.
about Jay and Silent Bob, right?
someplace else, burn boy.
lt's hunting season.
You are the ones who are welcomed to Minnmax!
we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like...
then--expletive deleted-- out our--
to the liberal media...
SHANNEN: All right, you bastard. Let's see who you really are.
I swear to God!
Why? What`d they do now?
l
OH THE CLIT'S REAL IT'S THE FEMALE ORGASM THAT'S THE MYTH
and then, when the guys come out with the monkey--
100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
Did you Hear tHat fucking guy...
Just isn't the same, is it?
Ew, dude. I fuckin' knew it, man.
I thought you blew up, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck
Bang!
I am the C.L.I.T. commander!
Hi.
Excuse me. WHo's watcHing tHese babies?
You're gonna love this. True story.
[Razzes]
So, are you going to abide by the court's ruling...
[Thud]
Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob...
Well, wait a second.
Get off my Kool-Aid, Motherfucker!
I was just about to jump in and fuckin' get your back.
on the lnternet for starters.
You guys are gonna ruin my movie career.
THat sHit was so gay-- fucking eigHties style.
Motherfuck, ha ha
She is too fine.
All right, people!
You fat fuck.
[Cheering]
cow face! moo!
Which fighting style do you want me to kick your ass in?
JAY: Ce, este o crimă să te pârțuiești? Nenorocitule!
Sure, if you don't make with the head.
[Debris clattering]
You mean that fucking movie with Mork from Ork in it?
Ooh, you little fuck.
Oh, nice parenting.
stimulation of the C.L.l.T. is not recommended.
Then lover boy gets one in the fucking brain.
Out of box looks
What are you, fucking retarded?
What the fuck you waitin' for, bitch?
What, here?
and say you never found the ape.
So that means not even the slightest noise. You got that?
No, you stopped hitting the books...
Since you let our patsy slip away, you've gotta convince...
JA Y: Justice, huh?
For the record, this guy loves the cox
You don’t have a mask!
You put your dick in a pie.
WHy? WHat'd tHey do now?
Man, this movie makes john wick look like john wick 2!
No, sir, a 1 0-82 is disappearing a dead hooker...
Mortimer Beckett And The Secrets Of Spooky Manor
lt would kill him, wouldn't it?
Aaah!
if there doesn't go one happy family.
and then all you motherfuckers are next Love, Jay and Silent Bob
a couple of hundred miles across the country...
I think I killed both of them.
We call it...
I sold my half of the Bluntman and Chronic rights...
responsible for the fall of the human race.
Yo man I'm hungry, where can we get some breakfast?!
Yo, man, I'm hungry. Where can we get some breakfast?
Yeah Boy
from gettin' made. Come on, Silent Bob.
Snoogans.
Yeah, boy!
the net nerds are gonna have something negative...
and a real version...
Shrek, I think you grabbed the " Farty Ever After " potion. OpenSubtitles2018.v3. چي گوزيدن هم جرمه. what, is it a fucking crime to fart motherfucker. TEP. شما ...
Think they're talking about us?
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing...
No, it's cool, hon.
but frankly, I found it rather elementary.
Hey! You don't have a pass!
I got a fireplace, yo, I can't hear ya
Noice, noice, noice
JA Y: When the fuck did this happen?
Noise, noise, noise
They've gotta break into Provasik now.
that little trout-mouth prick like a fish...
The lnternet buzz.
Friday? Shit, does it say who's fucking playing us...
Oh, look at that gay huddle. Look at that gay dog.
All right, here's the deal. You and your men stay up here.