Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

cow face! moo!
For the record, this guy loves the cox
Let's do, misters! You wanna get shot?
Getjiggy with it
You don’t have a mask!
Nobody else got the heart to tell you.
Bring that ass over. Come on!
Where's MY motherfucking movie check?!
No, it's cool, hon.
then--expletive deleted-- out our--
I sold my half of the Bluntman and Chronic rights...
Jay and Silent Bob strike back
fictional conflicts.
Excuse me. WHo's watcHing tHese babies?
to him years ago.
So far we've been unable to get a statement...
No, you the man, and that's the problem.
if there doesn't go one happy family.
responsible for the fall of the human race.
Yeah, for Joey, man. She is too fine.
Aaah!
No, sir, a 1 0-82 is disappearing a dead hooker...
and then all you motherfuckers are next Love, Jay and Silent Bob
JAY: Ce, este o crimă să te pârțuiești? Nenorocitule!
l`m a smooth pimp who loves the pussy...
Are these leg cuffs really necessary?
since Greedo shooting first.
gross experiments on animals.
Whoa!
Put that shit in my hand
Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob...
VURR: No fucking way.
and then, when the guys come out with the monkey--
They've gotta break into Provasik now.
Then lover boy gets one in the fucking brain.
Shut up.
...but Affleck was the bomb in Reindeer Games.
Holy shit, that looked like it hurt.
Make way today, and ifl may, I say
but frankly, I found it rather elementary.
So that means not even the slightest noise. You got that?
[Razzes]
… and sexy
Yo man I'm hungry, where can we get some breakfast?!
I was just about to jump in and fuckin' get your back.
OH THE CLIT'S REAL IT'S THE FEMALE ORGASM THAT'S THE MYTH
Ew, dude. I fuckin' knew it, man.
Are we gonna go back to the matrix...again?
tһаt tһеу аrе іn соntrоӏ оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т.
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about Jay and Silent Bob, right?
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Good. They do their part, and we'll do ours.
THat sHit was so gay-- fucking eigHties style.
I think Brian Bender gonna sue somebody
that little trout-mouth prick like a fish...
and a real version...
[Debris clattering]
They don't deserve their own movie.
You know, with all the money we're making, man...
Well, wait a second.
stimulation of the C.L.l.T. is not recommended.
You the gals that ordered the pizza?
youcut You are so gay.
Yeah Boy
I think I killed both of them.
She is too fine.
What are you, fucking retarded?
we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like...
Mortimer Beckett And The Secrets Of Spooky Manor
on the lnternet for starters.
How many people want to kick some ass
Think they're talking about us?
We call it...
Friday? Shit, does it say who's fucking playing us...
All right, people!
What is--what is it-- what is it?
Please give me more head
Look at him.
I am the C.L.I.T. commander!
and say you never found the ape.
would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?
What, here?
What's the next one say?
and we see some fuckin' titties...
Why? What`d they do now?
WHy? WHat'd tHey do now?
They're just gonna tag along for a few miles.
[Cheering]
The greatest band in the world......
to keep his name off of it.
Hell, yeah, bitch.
-All right! -[Screaming]
stealing, boning, blowing shit up...
The lnternet buzz.
You fat fuck.
JA Y: When the fuck did this happen?
Myjungle love, yeah
Get that shit the fuck out of here.
Did you write a bunch of bs about the Young Bucks on social media?
[Squeaking]
GOD DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL!
[Grunting softly]
So, are you going to abide by the court's ruling...
Fuck, man, I'm no strategist.
He just called Sissy Juggs.
Yo, she called you beautiful.
Why?
Do you want us to call your publicists?
Hey! You don't have a pass!
lt would kill him, wouldn't it?
Snoogans.
SHANNEN: All right, you bastard. Let's see who you really are.
No, you stopped hitting the books...
Yeah, boy!
the net nerds are gonna have something negative...
FUCK NEW REDDIT UP their STUPID ASSes
Ooh, you little fuck.
You see something? See anything?
to the liberal media...
You're gonna love this. True story.
Uh-huh.
a couple of hundred miles across the country...
You mean that fucking movie with Mork from Ork in it?
And now we're here.
I swear to God!
Grammar like a hammer, information receivable
Just isn't the same, is it?
[Thud]
Bad medicine
JAY: The whole fuckin' world's against us, dude...
Since you let our patsy slip away, you've gotta convince...
Did you Hear tHat fucking guy...
JAY: What, is it a fucking crime to fart? Motherfucker!
Shrek, I think you grabbed the " Farty Ever After " potion. OpenSubtitles2018.v3. چي گوزيدن هم جرمه. what, is it a fucking crime to fart motherfucker. TEP. شما ...
And ifl don't sell one copy I'll know why
Noice, noice, noice
someplace else, burn boy.
Out of box looks
What the fuck is that?
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing...
about tHose two stoners Hanging around...
ohhhhhh shhhit
Motherfuck, ha ha
Well, it's not like it's a bad thing.
all the studios started buying up...
Oh, look at that gay huddle. Look at that gay dog.
[Pbbt]
l should`ve done a long time ago.
You are the ones who are welcomed to Minnmax!
Dante and Randall slapped you with a restraining order?
Put those nudes In my hand
-The ape. -What?
-lt means I'm kidding. -Oh. Well, that's too bad.
I'm the chucklehead? You're the fucking dumb-ass...
Miramax? Ha ha ha!
for being so stupid.
.
Get off my Kool-Aid, Motherfucker!
I am excellent at shitpot
I got you new coffee, sir-- booger-free.
Oh, nice parenting.
Yo, man, I'm hungry. Where can we get some breakfast?
Who let the cats out, huh?
[Whistles]
callin' us assholes on the lnternet...
Hi.
OFFlCER: Sir...
JA Y: Justice, huh?
[Beeps, clicks, buzzes]
Me Hey
Which fighting style do you want me to kick your ass in?
[Monkey squeaks]
They crashed through a window we believe might be yours.
because of this fucking stupid movie.
lt's a shame. it's a damn shame.
But I want a reduced sentence.
You reached out, and you touched a brother heart.
All right, here's the deal. You and your men stay up here.
we're gonna make them eat our--expletive deleted--
What response do you hope to elicit...
You guys are gonna ruin my movie career.
Ah
See? Told you that restraining order was a good idea.
С·L·ӏ·Т ѕtорѕ һеrе, Јау аnd Ѕіӏеnt Воb!
and what they think is inside information...
You the man, sir No, you the man, and that's the problem.
Sure, if you don't make with the head.
I got a fireplace, yo, I can't hear ya
But you forgot about Vickers.
Noise, noise, noise
from gettin' made. Come on, Silent Bob.
Fuck Phineas and Ferb.
What the fuck you waitin' for, bitch?
How the fuck do we know where that car's going?
for detaining you and your unorthodox...
and now you're like this little priss with a conscience.
Man, this movie makes john wick look like john wick 2!
I thought you blew up, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck
100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
Bang!
You used to be all about this girl stuff--
You put your dick in a pie.
lt's hunting season.