Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, what's all this talk about farting?
Sent by the Lord, here and abroad
Well theres a line, and on this side of it. We ain't awake.
"Flee Fatass Flee"
by the two domestic terrorists themselves.
100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
Brent, tell these sillies that girls don't fart.
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[Gunshots]
that the Federal Wildlife Marshal office persecutes gays.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, this is Security.
is the political fiasco here that I'm about to avoid...
Yo those are some good cheese fries
Right, Jussy?
but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
It’s all good sir.
Bears, rhinos, and shit?
We had a deal with you on the comics, remember...
to my neck of the woods?
Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back...
You frosted your hair, though.
SPARTAN AFTER ERIC SAID HE CAN GET OFF TO ANIMALS
I love this baby
than to actually do it.
-Fuck you. -Fair enough.
How many people want to kick some ass
Oh, of course they don’t.
I think I'll kick some ass
Freeze, you terrorist sons of bitches!
Dra upp dina brallor, för fan Nu!
the motherfucKing Time.
Fuck kaptain krispy fuck him up his stuipd ass
l've been watching you
Banky fuckin' Edwards!
mikus
and Tubby here`s my blacK manservant.
BON JOVl: Your love is like bad medicine
You've taught me so much.
Play it
You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anybody watch the WB?
taste the copper flavor, i know it's in there
They in?
Biggs, you even read the script?
Gay, straight-- it's all the same now.
Right.
FucK.
from anybody here at the studio.
{Horn honKing}
Cause I didn't send an email this time. Ha ha!
Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.
ln a videotape sent to authorities this morning...
all wars are financial
YOU FAT FUCK!
All right. On the count of three...
This is a site populated by militant movie buffs--
Say what, say what
MAN: All right, now, remember what I said.
Hey! Get the fuck off her!
Who the fuck am l? I'm the director!
Twenty five bucks, little man
What the fuck you waiting for bitch?! Start suckin! BOOONG!
Well...
a fugitive monkey in there should hit the deck.
l'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods.
Fifteen Hundrend, Roldan Man
He really is high, man
Oh, I'm not from around here.
that we made them eat. Unquote.
Break it down. Where we taking it from, Gus?
You gotta take a shit... No, no, no, you gotta take a salad.
You got bike parts....now
For stealing the monkey
Není to o mrše?
about him and that QuicK Stop boy?
Keep this shit, so later me and Justice...
Crazy crackers with guns?
Where’s my motha fuckin stimulus check?
Hoops and Yoyo Strike Back
I should've done a long time ago.
Jules Asner is on the scene at Miramax Studios. Jules?
The clit is real!
Ow. Ow. Ow!
Because I got high
What's all this talk about an eclipse???
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me
I can't believe this shit.
running a big old production...
That's what the lnternet's for-- slandering others anonymously.
from makin' that movie.
JA Y: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna...
He's with us, too.
What? Since when?
I do not kiss guys.
Ooh ooh ooh
You could say that.
Who is watching these kids? The fat one is watching the little one
But--
-Ahem. -[Crowd noise starts]
l--l was the inker on the comic book.
Because someone let a whole mess of animals...
PUMPKlN: You askin' me a question like that...
What the fuck?
Before I got high
Get out there and give him the monkey.
talkin' shit about us.
The name on the Rx bottle was his!
BANKY: Uh, Chaka?
This shit fucks you up like Percocet.
[Patrons scream and chatter]
Don't never say an unkind word about Dr. Katherine Pulaski
Yeah, 'cause I got high
They're gonna do it.
bob please keep me wild out in the jungle. will do jay.
You should have just let these guys go down, Jussy.
Don't change the subject. Will we fuck when you get out?
'Cause I'm high
If that money doesn't show
Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.
What the hell are you singing?
That's one funky monkey.
Federal Wildlife Marshal. Everyone stay cool.
What service?
As you failed to do that, Banky...
Shit. He's retarded to boot.
You got a sick and twisted world perspective.
Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?
Oh. Since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would.
because if the buzz is any indicator...
Well, to have these fucks stop talking shit about us...
Holy shit.
there's a movie being made...
Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the pie.
Um...howdy doodilies?
That alarm's gonna bring the cops here any minute.
Because I got high
Just call me Gillius Thunderhead. BONG!
so I'm not to be all the way gay...
Uhh...
in Hollyweird, man? You got to come...
I am the master of the C L I
at this fine piece of woman, are you?
How many people are sick ofholding it back
and you get where you're going in no time.
All right... don’t you fuckin move you little shit machine
Yo, Marvelous Pizza coming thr--hey!
Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks...
lt's two guys talking in a corner, dude.
standing in front of a fucKing store, right?
or simply C.L.l.T.
But then I got high
Check it out.
Let's go back to the station house...
Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy. Busy.
On your knees, Texas Pete. Let's go!
[Squeaking]
When you're sick ofholding it back
expletive deleted-- who are making...
[Feedback]
Eight bucks little man... ...put that shit in my hand
Why do they call you Cock-Knocker?
I’m down with this because I love animals, stupid.
Maybe it's some kind of super monkey.
That was good. Come on in.
I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans
We are going to open fire.
l think l want to know ya, know ya
-Ow! -Ow!
You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture.
I mean, hi. I'm Jay...
to hang out in front of a convenience store...
Unh, unh
Oh, you really don't want to help us.
Zoinks Yo
Or Dude, you rocked in 'Boys and Girls.'
And, uh, and-- and he's playing Chronic...
8 year old me in high school be like
We have a very simple gang here, Justice.
What the fuck are you talkin' about?
this company is now 49% owned by paramount global and 50% owned by bein media group
With words that were thought they could retort
The sign on the back of the car that says critters of Hollywood!
Shoop shoop shooby doo wah
There they are. There they are.
Uh, the big one's watching the little one?
I do, I do
I'm on my way. We've got 'em.
Who the hell are you?
Well, he certainly looks insatiable.
Present tense
Well, then lights, camera, action, Jay and Silent Bob.
There's no boogers in it, sir.
Bye.
But then I got high
But you're no longer the angry, brilliant young mind...
50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
What the fuck is the Internet? The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Huhh!
You are so gay
Don't shoot!
Cry like little whiny bitches
Sittin' in a tree
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
WHo does He fucking tHink He is?
[Cow moos]
Now whose balls have been busted, bitch?
Turn the shit off
We gotta play this just right.
I can't do that, Sissy.
Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at...
JAY: All right, here's the plan. First we find out...
Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters--
-Lion face. -BOTH: Ha!
none of you little fucks out there.
I guess if you guys really wanted...
Yeah, I didn't want to blow our cover.
MyJungle love, yeah
You sure you're OK with this?