Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to my neck of the woods?

than to actually do it.

"Flee Fatass Flee"

that we made them eat. Unquote.

that the Federal Wildlife Marshal office persecutes gays.

All right... don’t you fuckin move you little shit machine

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

Well, then lights, camera, action, Jay and Silent Bob.

Because I got high

there's a movie being made...

Fuck, fuck, fuck the police

Who the fuck am l? I'm the director!

We gotta play this just right.

There they are. There they are.

l'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods.

Fifteen Hundrend, Roldan Man

Who the hell are you?

For stealing the monkey

Gay, straight-- it's all the same now.

this company is now 49% owned by paramount global and 50% owned by bein media group

talkin' shit about us.

Yeah, 'cause I got high

I mean, hi. I'm Jay...

WHo does He fucking tHink He is?

Crazy crackers with guns?

bob please keep me wild out in the jungle. will do jay.

That alarm's gonna bring the cops here any minute.

You should have just let these guys go down, Jussy.

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the pie.

l--l was the inker on the comic book.

Jules Asner is on the scene at Miramax Studios. Jules?

Uh, the big one's watching the little one?

but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

You gotta take a shit... No, no, no, you gotta take a salad.

I love this baby

-Ahem. -[Crowd noise starts]

Není to o mrše?

Sent by the Lord, here and abroad

Oh, you really don't want to help us.

at this fine piece of woman, are you?

Brent, tell these sillies that girls don't fart.

I'm on my way. We've got 'em.

from anybody here at the studio.

Federal Wildlife Marshal. Everyone stay cool.

What's all this talk about an eclipse???

As you failed to do that, Banky...

We have a very simple gang here, Justice.

Well, he certainly looks insatiable.

I should've done a long time ago.

Well theres a line, and on this side of it. We ain't awake.

JA Y: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna...

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, this is Security.

Bears, rhinos, and shit?

That's what the lnternet's for-- slandering others anonymously.

PUMPKlN: You askin' me a question like that...

Hey! Get the fuck off her!

l think l want to know ya, know ya

I can't do that, Sissy.

This is a site populated by militant movie buffs--

Where’s my motha fuckin stimulus check?

There's no boogers in it, sir.

Get out there and give him the monkey.

Keep this shit, so later me and Justice...

JAY: All right, here's the plan. First we find out...

I think I'll kick some ass

Yo, Marvelous Pizza coming thr--hey!

Eight bucks little man... ...put that shit in my hand

ln a videotape sent to authorities this morning...

Just call me Gillius Thunderhead. BONG!

to hang out in front of a convenience store...

The clit is real!

Um...howdy doodilies?

because if the buzz is any indicator...

in Hollyweird, man? You got to come...

l've been watching you

Let's go back to the station house...

But you're no longer the angry, brilliant young mind...

On your knees, Texas Pete. Let's go!

by the two domestic terrorists themselves.

standing in front of a fucKing store, right?

Who is watching these kids? The fat one is watching the little one

How many people want to kick some ass

When you're sick ofholding it back

MAN: All right, now, remember what I said.

How many people are sick ofholding it back

MyJungle love, yeah

I am the master of the C L I

Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy. Busy.

The sign on the back of the car that says critters of Hollywood!

Dra upp dina brallor, för fan Nu!

But then I got high

Before I got high

the motherfucKing Time.

Hey, what's all this talk about farting?

Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters--

SPARTAN AFTER ERIC SAID HE CAN GET OFF TO ANIMALS

What the hell are you singing?

It’s all good sir.

and you get where you're going in no time.

The name on the Rx bottle was his!

about him and that QuicK Stop boy?

You got a sick and twisted world perspective.

I do not kiss guys.

Hoops and Yoyo Strike Back

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

Say what, say what

He really is high, man

is the political fiasco here that I'm about to avoid...

-Lion face. -BOTH: Ha!

Banky fuckin' Edwards!

running a big old production...

8 year old me in high school be like

What? Since when?

Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at...

You've taught me so much.

Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?

-Fuck you. -Fair enough.

Yo those are some good cheese fries

With words that were thought they could retort

Maybe it's some kind of super monkey.

100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

Shoop shoop shooby doo wah

Fuck kaptain krispy fuck him up his stuipd ass

Cause I didn't send an email this time. Ha ha!

This shit fucks you up like Percocet.

That was good. Come on in.

'Cause I'm high

That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me

Freeze, you terrorist sons of bitches!

All right. On the count of three...

Oh, of course they don’t.

[Patrons scream and chatter]

That's one funky monkey.

Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back...

taste the copper flavor, i know it's in there

all wars are financial

Biggs, you even read the script?

What the fuck is the Internet? The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

from makin' that movie.

BON JOVl: Your love is like bad medicine

Shit. He's retarded to boot.

Now whose balls have been busted, bitch?

I guess if you guys really wanted...

I’m down with this because I love animals, stupid.

I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans

none of you little fucks out there.

Or Dude, you rocked in 'Boys and Girls.'

a fugitive monkey in there should hit the deck.

And, uh, and-- and he's playing Chronic...

But then I got high

What the fuck you waiting for bitch?! Start suckin! BOOONG!

You frosted your hair, though.

Don't change the subject. Will we fuck when you get out?

You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture.

Turn the shit off

Because someone let a whole mess of animals...

expletive deleted-- who are making...

They're gonna do it.

Cry like little whiny bitches

If that money doesn't show

You sure you're OK with this?

Sittin' in a tree

Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.

You could say that.

You got bike parts....now

Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.

Because I got high

Oh. Since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would.

so I'm not to be all the way gay...

He's with us, too.

Oh, I'm not from around here.

Why do they call you Cock-Knocker?

I can't believe this shit.

or simply C.L.l.T.

lt's two guys talking in a corner, dude.

Why the fuck didn't you tell me?

We had a deal with you on the comics, remember...

BANKY: Uh, Chaka?

Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks...

You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anybody watch the WB?

Twenty five bucks, little man

Well, to have these fucks stop talking shit about us...

Don't never say an unkind word about Dr. Katherine Pulaski

Yeah, I didn't want to blow our cover.

Break it down. Where we taking it from, Gus?

and Tubby here`s my blacK manservant.

We are going to open fire.