Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You gotta take a shit... No, no, no, you gotta take a salad.
Yeah, I didn't want to blow our cover.
Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back...
l--l was the inker on the comic book.
and you get where you're going in no time.
You got a sick and twisted world perspective.
As you failed to do that, Banky...
He really is high, man
a fugitive monkey in there should hit the deck.
to my neck of the woods?
Biggs, you even read the script?
[Squeaking]
Dra upp dina brallor, för fan Nu!
bob please keep me wild out in the jungle. will do jay.
Or Dude, you rocked in 'Boys and Girls.'
Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.
Play it
How many people are sick ofholding it back
Shoop shoop shooby doo wah
Well, to have these fucks stop talking shit about us...
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me
It’s all good sir.
You sure you're OK with this?
to hang out in front of a convenience store...
Oh. Since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would.
there's a movie being made...
Uh, the big one's watching the little one?
-Fuck you. -Fair enough.
Maybe it's some kind of super monkey.
This is a site populated by militant movie buffs--
I do not kiss guys.
about him and that QuicK Stop boy?
Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the pie.
is the political fiasco here that I'm about to avoid...
[Gunshots]
"Flee Fatass Flee"
I should've done a long time ago.
You got bike parts....now
lt's two guys talking in a corner, dude.
Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at...
[Cow moos]
Cause I didn't send an email this time. Ha ha!
Right.
Um...howdy doodilies?
Keep this shit, so later me and Justice...
Right, Jussy?
They're gonna do it.
Crazy crackers with guns?
You are so gay
Yeah, 'cause I got high
from makin' that movie.
But--
Oh, of course they don’t.
Don't shoot!
What service?
Well, he certainly looks insatiable.
Není to o mrše?
l think l want to know ya, know ya
That alarm's gonna bring the cops here any minute.
The clit is real!
Well, then lights, camera, action, Jay and Silent Bob.
BON JOVl: Your love is like bad medicine
l've been watching you
Unh, unh
but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
Huhh!
WHo does He fucking tHink He is?
Just call me Gillius Thunderhead. BONG!
Cry like little whiny bitches
Twenty five bucks, little man
I am the master of the C L I
All right. On the count of three...
{Horn honKing}
ln a videotape sent to authorities this morning...
Sent by the Lord, here and abroad
or simply C.L.l.T.
all wars are financial
mikus
standing in front of a fucKing store, right?
Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters--
Eight bucks little man... ...put that shit in my hand
l'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods.
Ooh ooh ooh
Turn the shit off
We are going to open fire.
We gotta play this just right.
I love this baby
Federal Wildlife Marshal. Everyone stay cool.
JAY: All right, here's the plan. First we find out...
Fifteen Hundrend, Roldan Man
You should have just let these guys go down, Jussy.
Because someone let a whole mess of animals...
from anybody here at the studio.
You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anybody watch the WB?
and Tubby here`s my blacK manservant.
in Hollyweird, man? You got to come...
expletive deleted-- who are making...
But you're no longer the angry, brilliant young mind...
Bears, rhinos, and shit?
Bye.
[Patrons scream and chatter]
Why do they call you Cock-Knocker?
Uhh...
8 year old me in high school be like
Yo those are some good cheese fries
50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
What the fuck?
Who is watching these kids? The fat one is watching the little one
What? Since when?
When you're sick ofholding it back
If that money doesn't show
Let's go back to the station house...
On your knees, Texas Pete. Let's go!
There's no boogers in it, sir.
SPARTAN AFTER ERIC SAID HE CAN GET OFF TO ANIMALS
Zoinks Yo
They in?
Before I got high
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, this is Security.
MAN: All right, now, remember what I said.
There they are. There they are.
Hey! Get the fuck off her!
Present tense
Oh, I'm not from around here.
Well theres a line, and on this side of it. We ain't awake.
by the two domestic terrorists themselves.
BANKY: Uh, Chaka?
Who the hell are you?
that the Federal Wildlife Marshal office persecutes gays.
that we made them eat. Unquote.
Shit. He's retarded to boot.
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
Where’s my motha fuckin stimulus check?
Break it down. Where we taking it from, Gus?
I'm on my way. We've got 'em.
Now whose balls have been busted, bitch?
The name on the Rx bottle was his!
Fuck kaptain krispy fuck him up his stuipd ass
That's what the lnternet's for-- slandering others anonymously.
Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.
You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture.
Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy. Busy.
Who the fuck am l? I'm the director!
How many people want to kick some ass
Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?
[Feedback]
All right... don’t you fuckin move you little shit machine
I guess if you guys really wanted...
Hoops and Yoyo Strike Back
so I'm not to be all the way gay...
Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
PUMPKlN: You askin' me a question like that...
Because I got high
With words that were thought they could retort
Check it out.
Because I got high
You could say that.
at this fine piece of woman, are you?
Freeze, you terrorist sons of bitches!
Brent, tell these sillies that girls don't fart.
Hey, what's all this talk about farting?
What the fuck is the Internet? The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
because if the buzz is any indicator...
none of you little fucks out there.
I mean, hi. I'm Jay...
Well...
What the fuck you waiting for bitch?! Start suckin! BOOONG!
Don't never say an unkind word about Dr. Katherine Pulaski
I’m down with this because I love animals, stupid.
I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans
100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
For stealing the monkey
Get out there and give him the monkey.
taste the copper flavor, i know it's in there
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I think I'll kick some ass
What's all this talk about an eclipse???
But then I got high
Holy shit.
But then I got high
Don't change the subject. Will we fuck when you get out?
What the hell are you singing?
running a big old production...
Oh, you really don't want to help us.
Yo, Marvelous Pizza coming thr--hey!
MyJungle love, yeah
'Cause I'm high
-Ow! -Ow!
Say what, say what
talkin' shit about us.
That was good. Come on in.
FucK.
Sittin' in a tree
this company is now 49% owned by paramount global and 50% owned by bein media group
Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks...
And, uh, and-- and he's playing Chronic...
than to actually do it.
We have a very simple gang here, Justice.
-Ahem. -[Crowd noise starts]
Ow. Ow. Ow!
We had a deal with you on the comics, remember...
JA Y: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna...
I can't do that, Sissy.
Jules Asner is on the scene at Miramax Studios. Jules?
What the fuck are you talkin' about?
I do, I do
Banky fuckin' Edwards!
That's one funky monkey.
the motherfucKing Time.
He's with us, too.
I can't believe this shit.
You've taught me so much.
The sign on the back of the car that says critters of Hollywood!
YOU FAT FUCK!
You frosted your hair, though.
This shit fucks you up like Percocet.
-Lion face. -BOTH: Ha!
Gay, straight-- it's all the same now.