Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.

Because I got high

MAN: All right, now, remember what I said.

What? Since when?

at this fine piece of woman, are you?

Who the hell are you?

WHo does He fucking tHink He is?

to hang out in front of a convenience store...

and you get where you're going in no time.

the motherfucKing Time.

Cry like little whiny bitches

"Flee Fatass Flee"

I can't do that, Sissy.

He's with us, too.

And, uh, and-- and he's playing Chronic...

You've taught me so much.

Uh, the big one's watching the little one?

Say what, say what

Oh, of course they don’t.

Well, he certainly looks insatiable.

We have a very simple gang here, Justice.

Break it down. Where we taking it from, Gus?

You could say that.

What the hell are you singing?

Jules Asner is on the scene at Miramax Studios. Jules?

I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans

BANKY: Uh, Chaka?

I think I'll kick some ass

I’m down with this because I love animals, stupid.

JA Y: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna...

There they are. There they are.

I am the master of the C L I

that we made them eat. Unquote.

lt's two guys talking in a corner, dude.

that the Federal Wildlife Marshal office persecutes gays.

Shoop shoop shooby doo wah

Banky fuckin' Edwards!

Hey, what's all this talk about farting?

Why the fuck didn't you tell me?

bob please keep me wild out in the jungle. will do jay.

Biggs, you even read the script?

What the fuck is the Internet? The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Hoops and Yoyo Strike Back

running a big old production...

This is a site populated by militant movie buffs--

Well, to have these fucks stop talking shit about us...

is the political fiasco here that I'm about to avoid...

Just call me Gillius Thunderhead. BONG!

Cause I didn't send an email this time. Ha ha!

so I'm not to be all the way gay...

But then I got high

all wars are financial

Turn the shit off

PUMPKlN: You askin' me a question like that...

This shit fucks you up like Percocet.

As you failed to do that, Banky...

Let's go back to the station house...

a fugitive monkey in there should hit the deck.

Where’s my motha fuckin stimulus check?

Because I got high

The clit is real!

You sure you're OK with this?

Maybe it's some kind of super monkey.

You gotta take a shit... No, no, no, you gotta take a salad.

That's one funky monkey.

We had a deal with you on the comics, remember...

You got bike parts....now

Fuck kaptain krispy fuck him up his stuipd ass

Or Dude, you rocked in 'Boys and Girls.'

Yo, Marvelous Pizza coming thr--hey!

or simply C.L.l.T.

Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks...

What's all this talk about an eclipse???

-Fuck you. -Fair enough.

I guess if you guys really wanted...

Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at...

Crazy crackers with guns?

Yeah, 'cause I got high

because if the buzz is any indicator...

But then I got high

With words that were thought they could retort

Freeze, you terrorist sons of bitches!

Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.

I mean, hi. I'm Jay...

by the two domestic terrorists themselves.

There's no boogers in it, sir.

Hey! Get the fuck off her!

Keep this shit, so later me and Justice...

l--l was the inker on the comic book.

-Ahem. -[Crowd noise starts]

than to actually do it.

That alarm's gonna bring the cops here any minute.

but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

When you're sick ofholding it back

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, this is Security.

You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture.

Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?

Twenty five bucks, little man

Fuck, fuck, fuck the police

this company is now 49% owned by paramount global and 50% owned by bein media group

Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy. Busy.

Brent, tell these sillies that girls don't fart.

You should have just let these guys go down, Jussy.

Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters--

Bears, rhinos, and shit?

But you're no longer the angry, brilliant young mind...

Není to o mrše?

l'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods.

That was good. Come on in.

from anybody here at the studio.

The name on the Rx bottle was his!

He really is high, man

Well, then lights, camera, action, Jay and Silent Bob.

I love this baby

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

I do not kiss guys.

talkin' shit about us.

100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

SPARTAN AFTER ERIC SAID HE CAN GET OFF TO ANIMALS

Get out there and give him the monkey.

about him and that QuicK Stop boy?

standing in front of a fucKing store, right?

For stealing the monkey

Because someone let a whole mess of animals...

JAY: All right, here's the plan. First we find out...

Shit. He's retarded to boot.

How many people are sick ofholding it back

Who is watching these kids? The fat one is watching the little one

to my neck of the woods?

Eight bucks little man... ...put that shit in my hand

Don't never say an unkind word about Dr. Katherine Pulaski

You frosted your hair, though.

Well theres a line, and on this side of it. We ain't awake.

l've been watching you

We gotta play this just right.

Oh. Since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would.

We are going to open fire.

taste the copper flavor, i know it's in there

How many people want to kick some ass

in Hollyweird, man? You got to come...

from makin' that movie.

Fifteen Hundrend, Roldan Man

-Lion face. -BOTH: Ha!

What the fuck you waiting for bitch?! Start suckin! BOOONG!

Don't change the subject. Will we fuck when you get out?

I can't believe this shit.

expletive deleted-- who are making...

If that money doesn't show

ln a videotape sent to authorities this morning...

Oh, I'm not from around here.

Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back...

and Tubby here`s my blacK manservant.

I'm on my way. We've got 'em.

Sittin' in a tree

It’s all good sir.

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the pie.

The sign on the back of the car that says critters of Hollywood!

Federal Wildlife Marshal. Everyone stay cool.

Who the fuck am l? I'm the director!

Dra upp dina brallor, för fan Nu!

On your knees, Texas Pete. Let's go!

none of you little fucks out there.

Now whose balls have been busted, bitch?

BON JOVl: Your love is like bad medicine

l think l want to know ya, know ya

You got a sick and twisted world perspective.

Why do they call you Cock-Knocker?

All right... don’t you fuckin move you little shit machine

You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anybody watch the WB?

I should've done a long time ago.

MyJungle love, yeah

Oh, you really don't want to help us.

8 year old me in high school be like

'Cause I'm high

Yo those are some good cheese fries

All right. On the count of three...

[Patrons scream and chatter]

They're gonna do it.

Um...howdy doodilies?

Gay, straight-- it's all the same now.

Yeah, I didn't want to blow our cover.

That's what the lnternet's for-- slandering others anonymously.

Before I got high

That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me

Sent by the Lord, here and abroad

there's a movie being made...