Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe it's some kind of super monkey.

Hoops and Yoyo Strike Back

MAN: All right, now, remember what I said.

Break it down. Where we taking it from, Gus?

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

This shit fucks you up like Percocet.

8 year old me in high school be like

a fugitive monkey in there should hit the deck.

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the pie.

Oh, of course they don’t.

Oh. Since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would.

100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

But you're no longer the angry, brilliant young mind...

You could say that.

there's a movie being made...

You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anybody watch the WB?

Cry like little whiny bitches

Who is watching these kids? The fat one is watching the little one

That was good. Come on in.

PUMPKlN: You askin' me a question like that...

Why do they call you Cock-Knocker?

That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me

Twenty five bucks, little man

at this fine piece of woman, are you?

I am the master of the C L I

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

We are going to open fire.

Don't never say an unkind word about Dr. Katherine Pulaski

-Lion face. -BOTH: Ha!

Freeze, you terrorist sons of bitches!

How many people want to kick some ass

You gotta take a shit... No, no, no, you gotta take a salad.

taste the copper flavor, i know it's in there

Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?

and you get where you're going in no time.

to hang out in front of a convenience store...

Dra upp dina brallor, för fan Nu!

Cause I didn't send an email this time. Ha ha!

Because someone let a whole mess of animals...

is the political fiasco here that I'm about to avoid...

What the fuck you waiting for bitch?! Start suckin! BOOONG!

But then I got high

Oh, you really don't want to help us.

This is a site populated by militant movie buffs--

Gay, straight-- it's all the same now.

You've taught me so much.

Well, to have these fucks stop talking shit about us...

But then I got high

Let's go back to the station house...

What the hell are you singing?

BANKY: Uh, Chaka?

Why the fuck didn't you tell me?

Get out there and give him the monkey.

Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back...

We gotta play this just right.

l--l was the inker on the comic book.

and Tubby here`s my blacK manservant.

expletive deleted-- who are making...

Yo, Marvelous Pizza coming thr--hey!

That's one funky monkey.

l've been watching you

in Hollyweird, man? You got to come...

that the Federal Wildlife Marshal office persecutes gays.

Don't change the subject. Will we fuck when you get out?

Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy. Busy.

l'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods.

There's no boogers in it, sir.

Shit. He's retarded to boot.

I mean, hi. I'm Jay...

Jules Asner is on the scene at Miramax Studios. Jules?

Where’s my motha fuckin stimulus check?

so I'm not to be all the way gay...

Yeah, 'cause I got high

Yo those are some good cheese fries

Or Dude, you rocked in 'Boys and Girls.'

All right. On the count of three...

All right... don’t you fuckin move you little shit machine

Um...howdy doodilies?

running a big old production...

That alarm's gonna bring the cops here any minute.

Fuck kaptain krispy fuck him up his stuipd ass

You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture.

-Ahem. -[Crowd noise starts]

They're gonna do it.

this company is now 49% owned by paramount global and 50% owned by bein media group

from makin' that movie.

Well theres a line, and on this side of it. We ain't awake.

because if the buzz is any indicator...

Crazy crackers with guns?

Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at...

than to actually do it.

Biggs, you even read the script?

l think l want to know ya, know ya

I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans

And, uh, and-- and he's playing Chronic...

As you failed to do that, Banky...

Banky fuckin' Edwards!

Brent, tell these sillies that girls don't fart.

Sent by the Lord, here and abroad

On your knees, Texas Pete. Let's go!

WHo does He fucking tHink He is?

Yeah, I didn't want to blow our cover.

all wars are financial

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, this is Security.

Who the hell are you?

I love this baby

I can't believe this shit.

-Fuck you. -Fair enough.

Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.

MyJungle love, yeah

Uh, the big one's watching the little one?

bob please keep me wild out in the jungle. will do jay.

You sure you're OK with this?

but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

Oh, I'm not from around here.

Because I got high

standing in front of a fucKing store, right?

Say what, say what

from anybody here at the studio.

about him and that QuicK Stop boy?

The clit is real!

For stealing the monkey

Keep this shit, so later me and Justice...

With words that were thought they could retort

I can't do that, Sissy.

'Cause I'm high

Fuck, fuck, fuck the police

BON JOVl: Your love is like bad medicine

to my neck of the woods?

JA Y: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna...

SPARTAN AFTER ERIC SAID HE CAN GET OFF TO ANIMALS

Just call me Gillius Thunderhead. BONG!

I guess if you guys really wanted...

What's all this talk about an eclipse???

You should have just let these guys go down, Jussy.

that we made them eat. Unquote.

You got a sick and twisted world perspective.

What the fuck is the Internet? The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

You got bike parts....now

none of you little fucks out there.

The name on the Rx bottle was his!

Because I got high

We had a deal with you on the comics, remember...

lt's two guys talking in a corner, dude.

ln a videotape sent to authorities this morning...

Shoop shoop shooby doo wah

How many people are sick ofholding it back

What? Since when?

There they are. There they are.

Before I got high

He really is high, man

Well, he certainly looks insatiable.

I should've done a long time ago.

The sign on the back of the car that says critters of Hollywood!

Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters--

Fifteen Hundrend, Roldan Man

Eight bucks little man... ...put that shit in my hand

Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.

Now whose balls have been busted, bitch?

I do not kiss guys.

If that money doesn't show

Well, then lights, camera, action, Jay and Silent Bob.

by the two domestic terrorists themselves.

Turn the shit off

or simply C.L.l.T.

You frosted your hair, though.

Sittin' in a tree

Federal Wildlife Marshal. Everyone stay cool.

We have a very simple gang here, Justice.

[Patrons scream and chatter]

Who the fuck am l? I'm the director!

Bears, rhinos, and shit?

Hey, what's all this talk about farting?

I’m down with this because I love animals, stupid.

He's with us, too.

Není to o mrše?

the motherfucKing Time.

It’s all good sir.

Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks...

I'm on my way. We've got 'em.

That's what the lnternet's for-- slandering others anonymously.

When you're sick ofholding it back

Hey! Get the fuck off her!

JAY: All right, here's the plan. First we find out...

I think I'll kick some ass

"Flee Fatass Flee"

talkin' shit about us.