Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I'm not from around here.
that we made them eat. Unquote.
Jules Asner is on the scene at Miramax Studios. Jules?
JA Y: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna...
I am the master of the C L I
none of you little fucks out there.
a fugitive monkey in there should hit the deck.
Dra upp dina brallor, för fan Nu!
Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy. Busy.
the motherfucKing Time.
All right. On the count of three...
or simply C.L.l.T.
this company is now 49% owned by paramount global and 50% owned by bein media group
Uh, the big one's watching the little one?
What the fuck you waiting for bitch?! Start suckin! BOOONG!
This is a site populated by militant movie buffs--
Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.
On your knees, Texas Pete. Let's go!
Unh, unh
-Fuck you. -Fair enough.
But then I got high
WHo does He fucking tHink He is?
BON JOVl: Your love is like bad medicine
Ow. Ow. Ow!
What? Since when?
I guess if you guys really wanted...
[Squeaking]
As you failed to do that, Banky...
Why do they call you Cock-Knocker?
Check it out.
What the fuck is the Internet? The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Hoops and Yoyo Strike Back
talkin' shit about us.
Shit. He's retarded to boot.
Holy shit.
That's what the lnternet's for-- slandering others anonymously.
Or Dude, you rocked in 'Boys and Girls.'
all wars are financial
Yo, Marvelous Pizza coming thr--hey!
l'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods.
Hey, what's all this talk about farting?
I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans
Yeah, 'cause I got high
'Cause I'm high
Yo those are some good cheese fries
Break it down. Where we taking it from, Gus?
Turn the shit off
Don't never say an unkind word about Dr. Katherine Pulaski
Before I got high
YOU FAT FUCK!
What the hell are you singing?
Because I got high
Yeah, I didn't want to blow our cover.
Crazy crackers with guns?
Now whose balls have been busted, bitch?
Present tense
-Ow! -Ow!
Don't shoot!
Cry like little whiny bitches
8 year old me in high school be like
bob please keep me wild out in the jungle. will do jay.
Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back...
Right.
Fifteen Hundrend, Roldan Man
Bears, rhinos, and shit?
Oh. Since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would.
You've taught me so much.
l think l want to know ya, know ya
to my neck of the woods?
MyJungle love, yeah
and you get where you're going in no time.
Biggs, you even read the script?
by the two domestic terrorists themselves.
in Hollyweird, man? You got to come...
That's one funky monkey.
Maybe it's some kind of super monkey.
You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture.
I love this baby
Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters--
Keep this shit, so later me and Justice...
The clit is real!
"Flee Fatass Flee"
I’m down with this because I love animals, stupid.
Well, to have these fucks stop talking shit about us...
I'm on my way. We've got 'em.
so I'm not to be all the way gay...
that the Federal Wildlife Marshal office persecutes gays.
This shit fucks you up like Percocet.
Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
I mean, hi. I'm Jay...
You frosted your hair, though.
from anybody here at the studio.
Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at...
and Tubby here`s my blacK manservant.
But then I got high
expletive deleted-- who are making...
Sent by the Lord, here and abroad
Um...howdy doodilies?
What the fuck?
Hey! Get the fuck off her!
We are going to open fire.
Where’s my motha fuckin stimulus check?
13
The name on the Rx bottle was his!
Není to o mrše?
50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
Let's go back to the station house...
about him and that QuicK Stop boy?
Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.
l--l was the inker on the comic book.
Because someone let a whole mess of animals...
Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks...
[Feedback]
Uhh...
We had a deal with you on the comics, remember...
When you're sick ofholding it back
Freeze, you terrorist sons of bitches!
We have a very simple gang here, Justice.
Eight bucks little man... ...put that shit in my hand
standing in front of a fucKing store, right?
Well theres a line, and on this side of it. We ain't awake.
mikus
-Ahem. -[Crowd noise starts]
Who the fuck am l? I'm the director!
but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
It’s all good sir.
100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
[Gunshots]
Shoop shoop shooby doo wah
Cause I didn't send an email this time. Ha ha!
from makin' that movie.
He's with us, too.
He really is high, man
Well...
Huhh!
But you're no longer the angry, brilliant young mind...
I should've done a long time ago.
I do not kiss guys.
JAY: All right, here's the plan. First we find out...
If that money doesn't show
Brent, tell these sillies that girls don't fart.
How many people want to kick some ass
Fuck kaptain krispy fuck him up his stuipd ass
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me
[Cow moos]
Oh, of course they don’t.
Because I got high
SPARTAN AFTER ERIC SAID HE CAN GET OFF TO ANIMALS
Sittin' in a tree
The sign on the back of the car that says critters of Hollywood!
{Horn honKing}
running a big old production...
Gay, straight-- it's all the same now.
That alarm's gonna bring the cops here any minute.
Who the hell are you?
Who is watching these kids? The fat one is watching the little one
You got bike parts....now
But--
Just call me Gillius Thunderhead. BONG!
Ooh ooh ooh
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, this is Security.
Banky fuckin' Edwards!
There's no boogers in it, sir.
-Lion face. -BOTH: Ha!
There they are. There they are.
taste the copper flavor, i know it's in there
All right... don’t you fuckin move you little shit machine
Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?
FucK.
I can't believe this shit.
For stealing the monkey
I do, I do
to hang out in front of a convenience store...
They in?
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
BANKY: Uh, Chaka?
l've been watching you
You are so gay
ln a videotape sent to authorities this morning...
Right, Jussy?
You gotta take a shit... No, no, no, you gotta take a salad.
What service?
at this fine piece of woman, are you?
than to actually do it.
With words that were thought they could retort
Twenty five bucks, little man
And, uh, and-- and he's playing Chronic...
Federal Wildlife Marshal. Everyone stay cool.
PUMPKlN: You askin' me a question like that...
You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anybody watch the WB?
You should have just let these guys go down, Jussy.
You sure you're OK with this?
lt's two guys talking in a corner, dude.
They're gonna do it.
Say what, say what
We gotta play this just right.
MAN: All right, now, remember what I said.
Zoinks Yo
Bye.
because if the buzz is any indicator...
What's all this talk about an eclipse???
is the political fiasco here that I'm about to avoid...
Well, then lights, camera, action, Jay and Silent Bob.
there's a movie being made...
Don't change the subject. Will we fuck when you get out?
How many people are sick ofholding it back
I think I'll kick some ass
You got a sick and twisted world perspective.
Get out there and give him the monkey.
Well, he certainly looks insatiable.
[Patrons scream and chatter]
Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the pie.
That was good. Come on in.
You could say that.
Oh, you really don't want to help us.
Play it
I can't do that, Sissy.
What the fuck are you talkin' about?