Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hoops and Yoyo Strike Back

but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

that the Federal Wildlife Marshal office persecutes gays.

than to actually do it.

Oh. Since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would.

Maybe it's some kind of super monkey.

Není to o mrše?

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, this is Security.

You gotta take a shit... No, no, no, you gotta take a salad.

Keep this shit, so later me and Justice...

JAY: All right, here's the plan. First we find out...

What? Since when?

Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.

l think l want to know ya, know ya

Gay, straight-- it's all the same now.

SPARTAN AFTER ERIC SAID HE CAN GET OFF TO ANIMALS

talkin' shit about us.

there's a movie being made...

Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks...

Cry like little whiny bitches

Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back...

bob please keep me wild out in the jungle. will do jay.

I guess if you guys really wanted...

Well, he certainly looks insatiable.

For stealing the monkey

because if the buzz is any indicator...

expletive deleted-- who are making...

If that money doesn't show

lt's two guys talking in a corner, dude.

Crazy crackers with guns?

That's one funky monkey.

With words that were thought they could retort

Don't never say an unkind word about Dr. Katherine Pulaski

All right. On the count of three...

I'm on my way. We've got 'em.

There's no boogers in it, sir.

But you're no longer the angry, brilliant young mind...

I’m down with this because I love animals, stupid.

"Flee Fatass Flee"

from makin' that movie.

Sent by the Lord, here and abroad

[Patrons scream and chatter]

BON JOVl: Your love is like bad medicine

Fifteen Hundrend, Roldan Man

that we made them eat. Unquote.

taste the copper flavor, i know it's in there

JA Y: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna...

PUMPKlN: You askin' me a question like that...

How many people are sick ofholding it back

That alarm's gonna bring the cops here any minute.

Because I got high

is the political fiasco here that I'm about to avoid...

Well, then lights, camera, action, Jay and Silent Bob.

It’s all good sir.

to my neck of the woods?

Just call me Gillius Thunderhead. BONG!

I can't believe this shit.

You sure you're OK with this?

standing in front of a fucKing store, right?

This shit fucks you up like Percocet.

Freeze, you terrorist sons of bitches!

Cause I didn't send an email this time. Ha ha!

He's with us, too.

l'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods.

-Fuck you. -Fair enough.

Oh, I'm not from around here.

But then I got high

Fuck, fuck, fuck the police

Federal Wildlife Marshal. Everyone stay cool.

On your knees, Texas Pete. Let's go!

Dra upp dina brallor, för fan Nu!

Eight bucks little man... ...put that shit in my hand

so I'm not to be all the way gay...

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the pie.

Oh, you really don't want to help us.

Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?

MyJungle love, yeah

8 year old me in high school be like

100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

at this fine piece of woman, are you?

As you failed to do that, Banky...

Banky fuckin' Edwards!

And, uh, and-- and he's playing Chronic...

Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy. Busy.

I mean, hi. I'm Jay...

Biggs, you even read the script?

about him and that QuicK Stop boy?

Shoop shoop shooby doo wah

Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters--

Now whose balls have been busted, bitch?

The name on the Rx bottle was his!

Yeah, I didn't want to blow our cover.

Yo those are some good cheese fries

Twenty five bucks, little man

What's all this talk about an eclipse???

When you're sick ofholding it back

and you get where you're going in no time.

Hey, what's all this talk about farting?

You frosted your hair, though.

'Cause I'm high

Because someone let a whole mess of animals...

l've been watching you

Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.

You could say that.

I can't do that, Sissy.

They're gonna do it.

You got bike parts....now

Turn the shit off

You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anybody watch the WB?

Sittin' in a tree

Where’s my motha fuckin stimulus check?

Who is watching these kids? The fat one is watching the little one

I am the master of the C L I

to hang out in front of a convenience store...

I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans

Yo, Marvelous Pizza coming thr--hey!

You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture.

We gotta play this just right.

Why do they call you Cock-Knocker?

This is a site populated by militant movie buffs--

How many people want to kick some ass

MAN: All right, now, remember what I said.

Well, to have these fucks stop talking shit about us...

But then I got high

What the fuck is the Internet? The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

There they are. There they are.

BANKY: Uh, Chaka?

Um...howdy doodilies?

none of you little fucks out there.

Hey! Get the fuck off her!

and Tubby here`s my blacK manservant.

by the two domestic terrorists themselves.

The clit is real!

That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me

Don't change the subject. Will we fuck when you get out?

from anybody here at the studio.

the motherfucKing Time.

I should've done a long time ago.

WHo does He fucking tHink He is?

a fugitive monkey in there should hit the deck.

Who the hell are you?

Why the fuck didn't you tell me?

all wars are financial

Yeah, 'cause I got high

Get out there and give him the monkey.

Fuck kaptain krispy fuck him up his stuipd ass

I do not kiss guys.

in Hollyweird, man? You got to come...

Jules Asner is on the scene at Miramax Studios. Jules?

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

You got a sick and twisted world perspective.

All right... don’t you fuckin move you little shit machine

Brent, tell these sillies that girls don't fart.

Before I got high

ln a videotape sent to authorities this morning...

Well theres a line, and on this side of it. We ain't awake.

We are going to open fire.

Oh, of course they don’t.

What the fuck you waiting for bitch?! Start suckin! BOOONG!

or simply C.L.l.T.

The sign on the back of the car that says critters of Hollywood!

Let's go back to the station house...

l--l was the inker on the comic book.

Shit. He's retarded to boot.

What the hell are you singing?

You should have just let these guys go down, Jussy.

-Lion face. -BOTH: Ha!

-Ahem. -[Crowd noise starts]

Because I got high

We have a very simple gang here, Justice.

Uh, the big one's watching the little one?

Say what, say what

I love this baby

He really is high, man

We had a deal with you on the comics, remember...

I think I'll kick some ass

Who the fuck am l? I'm the director!

That's what the lnternet's for-- slandering others anonymously.

Bears, rhinos, and shit?

this company is now 49% owned by paramount global and 50% owned by bein media group

Or Dude, you rocked in 'Boys and Girls.'

running a big old production...

Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at...

That was good. Come on in.

Break it down. Where we taking it from, Gus?

You've taught me so much.