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to tell me what the hell is happening.
[door chimes]
[Nadia] Don't worry about it.
[Horse] You choose her?
[knocking on door]
Actually, your buddy Einstein said that.
You know Nadia?
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
-Okay. -Raw dog!
No, no, no, Nadia, you do know me. We...
[sighs]
Yeah!
Fishes!
[Maxine] What's wrong? You hate that shirt? Too much pirate?
Hey!
♪ Down by the sea She knew a sailor who had been to war ♪
Sweet as can be.
Yeah! Yeah!
-I owe you one. -You let me cut your hair?
[exhales]
Just give me two minutes, all right? You stay put. Hey, just grabbing some food with Alan.
Hi. Hi.
[man 1] Let's get whipped cream or some shit.
Fuck.
-What? What's the matter? -Come on.
Don't be crazy. You're fine. You can do it.
Show us some of your best condoms.
-Don't! -Hey. Hey, man.
Oh, yeah, thanks.
Are we gonna play this game all night or are we leaving together?
Hey, Alan.
I'll tell you what else too...
Listen, listen, listen.
What's your deal?
["Migas 2000" playing]
Here. Come here.
[sighs]
-You're not gonna let me in, are you? -No.
-Hi, sweet one. -I think he chooses you.
Fucking God damn it.
♪ Somebody said to me ♪
I'm worried he might kill himself, but I got to keep it on the QT, cool?
Hey, look, man. I know you're wasted, but I don't give a fuck.
It's all back.
Not so bad yourself, Joe.