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Feral motherfucker.
What I do with my time is my business, my choice, baby.
No, you're not. Come on. Give me five minutes.
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
But I can promise you that you will not be alone.
[Horse] No funny business, okay?
And you don't get points for offering, either.
-I'll know. -[Mike] All right.
Will you put this goddamn thing out?
-[man] Fuck off. -[man 2] You're out of control.
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[Mike] Hey.
[gasps] Hi! How are ya?
-Yes! Yes! -Yes!
No, no, no, no. Beatrice!
♪ Gotta get home Before the morning comes ♪
-[Nadia] Hey, Ferran. -Nadia.
Okay, great, what else do you know about me?
No.
Are you gonna put me to sleep?
Yeah, of course.
You told me that time is relative.
Okay, looks like somebody's trying to consensually screw
-[Nadia gasps] -Jesus Christ.
A hundred times yes! [both laugh]
Hey, he's mentally unstable. I'm serious. Get away from him. The guy's crazy.
Hey, Alan, are you awake?
If you're not the Nadia who remembers me,
Stop smoking.
All right, man, how'd you know about my college fund?
[smooching]
You-- You know, Nadia wanted me to tell you...
What the fuck?
You're still smoking.
Oh, you think this is your cat.
Fuck, uh... I gotta take this. It's my girlfriend.
Dude, I am inner circle.
-You want to go to the deli? -Yeah.
Hey, Mike. Good to see you're back.
Fuck. Nadia!
[spoon clatters]
which I'm sure will eventually become problematic.
I'm about to get mine. She's the alpha.
I gotta help my friend. I'm sorry, you too, Nadia.
Ow. Ow.
I do know her. I know her better than she knows herself right now.
It's your birthday.