Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's a great guy like you want to marry a guy like Selma?

- Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius - This play has everything.

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Oh, Dr. Zaius

How I feel After I hoark out a giant loogie

- Are you gay? - Gay? I wish!

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands?

seven, star, pound.

The only difference between our marriage and anyone else's is we know ours is a sham.

to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure and the Muppets...

John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses.

Uh, come here, tiger.

Homer, I'm really touched you invited me out on the town.

But... don't you love me?

Who knew a baby would be so much work?

Hey, I came here to get this revoked!

But bringing a child into a loveless family...

Tell you what. Just go down to the D.M.V. tomorrow and try to pass that eye test.

I'll always remember you, but not from your films.

Better you find out sooner than later.

is something I just can't do.

We may remember- Woman? Huh. Okay.

It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Hey, get a load of this! Troy McClure on what looks like a date!

Yeah. Me too. You need a ride somewhere?

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