Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Homer, I'm really touched you invited me out on the town.
But... don't you love me?
John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses.
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- Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius - This play has everything.
Who knew a baby would be so much work?
to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure and the Muppets...
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Oh, Dr. Zaius
We may remember- Woman? Huh. Okay.
How I feel After I hoark out a giant loogie
What's a great guy like you want to marry a guy like Selma?
is something I just can't do.
Mmm. Pointy.
I will!
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Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands?
Hey, get a load of this! Troy McClure on what looks like a date!
Uh, come here, tiger.
The only difference between our marriage and anyone else's is we know ours is a sham.
D'oh!
The Simpsons
seven, star, pound.
Hey, I came here to get this revoked!
I'll always remember you, but not from your films.
But bringing a child into a loveless family...
Tell you what. Just go down to the D.M.V. tomorrow and try to pass that eye test.
Better you find out sooner than later.
Yeah. Me too. You need a ride somewhere?
- Are you gay? - Gay? I wish!
It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.