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My good looks paid for that pool...
Patty! Go on, Selma. Tell me more.
Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby orJ.F.K.
i can link
take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful wedded husband?
I already told you yes.
Yes, we finally made a monkey
and I can get you work in the entertainment industry.
They carpool. That's the problem.
- Come here, Homer. - Okay.
Well, she may be helping my career, but she's starting to cramp my style.
MacArthur Parker, my agent?
Out of me
Aw, hell! Well, what about Dracula?
Tonight, america has finally voted in the woman of their dreams.
Oh, back in the '70s, he was quite the teen heartthrob.
People don't do that type of thing with fish.
Oh. Like how we built that snowman together in that Newport ad?
Sure, you'll be a sham wife...
He asked me out again this Friday.
He Can kick! He can kick! I can sing!
IT'S REMARKABLY EASY
Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium.
and make yourself more comfortable?
and They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall.
Yeah, but for a role like this, you gotta pour it on-you and wife have gotta have a baby.
All right, Captain Rush-Rush. Out of the car.
You're stuck in a menial job you'll be doing 10 years after you die.
Okay, now you tell one.
I love you, Dr. Zaius.
Marge, could you close your eyes?
But I already got married!