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- I know-- - ( vehicle approaching )
Well, I don't want to say anything that might hurt your feelings.
It wasn't dignified at all, Jen!
Sorry, my friend, I'm going to have to stop you there.
Me and Juan, we have a thing.
( phone rings, beeps )
Oh. Yeah, it just...
I'm actually a very sensitive human man,
I'm not watching that
He won't take them off.
You-- you will have a-- have a word with him?
Yeah. Somewhere off-piste.
- He's never around, either. - ( cellphone boinging )
Peter, your mother and I are worried about you.
( laughs )
( phone ringing )
Hey, what's going on? It's "G-G-G--Game Board."
And you're no longer my assistant!
So it's the reason why I bought the tramp uniform.
When I wear them, I'm a dynamo,
( sloshing )
I literally can't watch it.
It's all here in the weekly surveillance report.
and I've put gift bags with pepper spray
Anyway, if you want me, you know where I am.
Uh... pfft!
- Get off me! What? No! - Let go!
Yes, it's a very good outcome.
No, they're safely locked away in my Fortress of Solitude.
The Internet is coming to get us!
- Oi. - ( giggling ) Hello, Juan.
I told you to keep a low profile
and that's difficult to pull off.
really hurts.
Hello? Alice?
My sight is perfect."
this is a bit weird. Do you mind stepping in?
It's all right, officer. I'm doing "Secret Millionaire."
It was like being insane.
Everyone thinks I'm a cow who hates women.
Really? How did that happen?
You're being a bit of a small-person racist, Roy.
- ( grunts ) - ( clatters )
- The voices are a pain. - And I guess that's because you haven't got any confidence.
that you have accused me of being emotionally colorblind."
- I'm not with her. - Oi. Oi!
Oh. Yes, well, that shouldn't be a problem.
For God's sake, the man works with steam.
( classical score playing )
A woman throws a coffee onto a tramp
No, I'm not.
Roy's not a fan,
Oh. Oh, good. Good, yes.
I don't know if you want money!
A what now?
I need a trouser break.
I'm sorry. I'm just so excited for us!
He's clearly too small to be a barista.
( theme music playing )
it looks like he milked a cow over it.
I'm with her.
So the question everyone's asking:
Does it look like it worked out?
Michael Bublé's here!
- Oh! - Roy, are you all right?
just to undo your damage!
But she said I was--
Silence, Small Person Racist.
Oh, Richmond,
Jen: Mr. Reynholm?
Small people are not a race!
( more women screaming )
Gosh, you're so fussy about coffee.
Jen: Not your assistant. I am not your--
Now, keep an open mind.