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[piano music playing]
Philbert takes a drag of his cigarette, then kneels down to inspect the corpse.
I've grown tired of the whole world thinking of me as a sex object.
Right...
I'm sure there's a guy out there for you, whom's smart and accomplished
[crying, sniffles]
It says, here, you failed your last six health inspections.
I came to ravage you.
Oh, I didn't!
Before I start, just to give some context
I feel like, I can say all the things I would never say on a date.
wondering if you could have made it or not.
Don't worry. I'm not gonna make a habit of spending the night or day.
♪ If it takes years or days ♪
Uh-huh.
-Hon hon hon! -[gasps]
Wow, you know, it really puts the "um" in "yum."
I think, the most important thing here
[distant explosion]
Gina, I know, but what I'm saying is, what if you are the star?
They're already having sex. [sighs] They don't need the lube.
Hey, Gina, I'm sorry. I was just teasing. I was... It was... [sighs]
And if I'm honest, it's not usually me that gets bored.
-Please, just take the blanket. -No, I'm okay.