Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I was six and it blew my mind.

Oh, yeah, sorry. Of course. [inhales, exhales]

Okay, quick update.

It's in the honeydew area,

and witness the explosion in all her glory.

Ha! Can't see me now, world.

Hello, baby, it's me, your girlfriend Yolanda.

Well, then, I guess I'll see you when we're a hundred.

-Why does she feel bad for me? -We should put on something else!

When she's at the backyard,

Okay, so, it's 1712,

Because I don't know why you're here, but I'm glad you are.

I use my laptop to flatten pie dough.

-It's cool dating a celebrity. -Okay.

Oh. My ex-wife has a podcast. This is probably weird for you.

-[sighs] -Oh, no! Your garment fell.

Sorry, I didn't realize how late it got.

Did you know a computer can do more than just find porn?

I have a very fun plan for tonight.

I mean, it's technically a musical about corn,

So, are all sandwiches named after celebrities?

Ah! Mrs. Buenaventura!

Can we lose the liner notes and get to the singing?

Yes, you did! The whole school knew about it.

[laughs] What is this?

I just signed divorce papers.

That's all really great information, that I was already privy to.

we always give them a barrel of the family lube.

[birds giggling, cooing]

-[joyful music] -[grunting]

-and whom went to college-- -And also doesn't want to have sex?

Thus, concludes the two-item list of acceptable melons.

Thank you. And I'm sorry. And... [clears throat] I'm sorry.

Here I come. [giggles]

to keep track of what time it is right now.

do you mean okay like "correct," or okay like "OK-lahoma"?