Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That Frank Rich could be a real frank bitch, am I right?

-Are you trying to say "hubba, hubba"? -Uh...

You know, I saw the erotic dessert in the kitchen.

I was still trying to figure out my sexuality,

How about if neither of us meet anybody else by the time we're a hundred,

What are the odds they're going to ask questions about our sexuality, right?

Well, I'd never tell a date that I get the New York Times,

Oh, my god. blow it up, why? no one knows why space people do things

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For once in my life I would like to have a close, intimate experience

than hearing me rant about the fruit spread?

-Just... so I don't have to wonder, right? -Exactly.

It's not a date.

She showed me her boobs.

and leads all the other dentures in the nursing home in a toothy revolt?

I have a podcast about the space station explosion.

How could whatever you're listening to be more fun

I was going to, but I ran away because I'm [shouting] asexuaaaaaaaaal!

Very well, but I'll be back to not have sex with you.

As Courteney Cox said when she discovered a rotting corpse in the woods

Todd, the lube!

first, you have to put on every piece of clothing you own.

Am I Steve Carell taking a dramatic role in Little Miss Sunshine,

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When we're a hundred? I don't know. Are you gonna steal my dentures

Okay. If that's how you feel, you stay here and do nothing,

Asexualize me like one of your French girls, Todd.

That's why I hit the jackpot with my guy. He doesn't have a problem committing.

Wow! Yolanda told me all of that.