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I'll sneak in her room and wear her clothes.
[laughs] Oh, thank you!
Like, heck I'm not.
You know what, she was nervous, and--
they're family and they love me.
-[shouts] -[gasps]
If only there was an easy way
Antique lube of this purity is worth at least $100,000.
[music continues]
I just heard that they're going to blow up the International Space Station.
-I'll go change. -No, keep your suit on.
[soft, calm music playing]
[laughs] Oh, come on!
Ugh, when we were in high school,
where I play Benjamin Bratt's mother.
I think I can handle exactly this level of complication, as long as things don’t become one bit more complicated.
Do you think Mr. Peanutbutter and I are moving too fast?
Todd, you gotta save the lube! Just plug the hole with your erect penis!
I get it. This is a bad time for you to start a relationship.
No, that's just a thing they put in the sandwich.
[shouts]
-[Mr. Peanutbutter chuckles] Mmm. -Mmm.
It doesn't work that way.
Obviously, I'm BoJack and I always order the BoJack sandwich.
[groans]
-[musical playing over earbuds] -Hey, I'm sorry I made fun of your dream.
-But what if there isn't? -Well, then let's make a deal.
Todd, take off your pants and get in bed.
which also seems to be the mantra of this restaurant.
[all shouting]
but I silently judge every parent that I see in public.
[romantic music playing]
But I can't control when I meet someone special.
Maybe we should wait, some days, before going on another date.
♪ We'll be quite a pair Though I'll be my own scarecrow ♪
-Oh, no! The lube! -Oh, dear!
I believe that.
Look, I'd like to give your sister Yolanda this. [grunts]
but I have been around the block a few times.
[both] Oh.
It wasn't a big hit.