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Beaches? Never heard of it
and either way, it was his fault,
- Do you want one? - No, I find calzone fatty,
Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
But unless one of you has a commercial license,
Depressed?
Do you think a depressed person could make this?
Oh, I can't, though, because I'm married.
"My mother's butt," really? That's really helpful.
- Whoa. You just hung up on her? - She'd already hung up on me.
Yes, Ann, yes. You should do that.
♪ Get up and make it happen ♪
Sit tight. I'm on my way.
And your first job as my campaign manager
a second red carpet.
hi bL, do you remember this scen best dancer ever
- Oh, we nailed it! - No, we didn't.
Please tell me that you pulled a Jerry, and no one's here.
You have to get Pistol Pete to make that shot.
at the Pawnee Sports Building.
Okay, but if I don't, it's no big deal, right?
They still air that game every Friday night on cable access.
This is uncomfortable.
That's what people will be saying in 20 years,
but sometimes...
and I care about you,
of experience as a positive thing,
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Pistol Pete,
Do you think an emotionally unhealthy person could have written this? No.
sit tight. Im on my way
I don't like it when you guys use that term.
I mean, it was a short walk,
that, if you follow my campaign, it will be interesting.
So just hang on to your hat, okay?
Game-changer.