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That thing you said you do.
I never know what to say.
sweep me off my feet, it's working.
( scoffs )
♪ We're expecting you ♪
Oh, Barney. I know sometimes when people get divorced
Good, good.
Dr. and Mrs. Carstairs. I've got them.
Terry is always late.
We don't want you to feel sorry for us.
Cheers! ¡Salud!
( all cheering )
Is there another captain's table?
All right, I'll tell him.
He hates me.
♪ Sha-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na ♪
Now come on.
I think one of those iced teas would do wonders for me.
Wrong.
I mean it.
How do you do? How do you do?
What's he do for a living?
Why did we rush blindly into divorce?
( sighs )
if I ever catch a cold.
Well, Barney.
( all chuckle )
But Julie, when else are we gonna find time to be alone,
who's standing up and wearing gloves?
Why in my cabin?
of all the left-handed marriage counselors I know.
You look very nice tonight.
How else? I lost. Mm.
♪ On a friendly shore ♪
Terry, will you talk...?
I've been very successful with women.
AstroTurf in my dining room?
A-after the dance.
( mellow theme playing )
( both grunting, growling )
so I wouldn't hate you anymore.
Sit down on the couch.
If I hit him at all, it'll be very lightly.
I'll have another one. Oop.
Better what?
Now you two are the Huns, you are the doughboys,
♪ The Love Boat ♪
You know what I think?
will begin in the Acapulco Lounge in ten minutes.
I hate to tell you this, Judy,
is affecting our marriage.
GRAHAM: I wish this cruise wasn't going to end tomorrow.
Me?
and this is our cruise director, Julie.
What?
I beg your pardon.
Judy, it was really nice meeting you.
What really makes that room for me
and I once pitched a no-hitter for the Yankees.
Barney.
WOMAN: Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Aw, come cheer me up.
happy bday <3
Mm-hm. Shalimar, An Evening in Paris and Chanel No. 5.
longer than the Golden Gate,
Yes. Uh... Oh, could you just, heh, help me with my zipper?