Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The computer crashes with the porn,

"Look at me. I'm Toby. I'm stretching.

PAM ON ANSWERING MACHINE: You have reached the offices

That fettuccine is sitting in my stomach like a rock.

Yes. That's what I thought.

F'ettuccine Alfredo.

Well, she bought the milk.

because she had worked really hard for her career,

This is why I do it.

Oh! Did you do this on purpose?

Currently, the entire staff is out

Why won't more people do that?

Yeah…sort of a good news bad news situation there.

It was for a video.

like my need to be praised.

a little awkward when she came back from the city.

What... What are you doing? Just give me that.

All they do is smile.

except I am not an idiot.

PAM: That's cool. Yeah.

Time to carbo-load.

Water, babe? No! No water for me!

because she has this infection under her tail,

I wouldn't put it past her.

Not relevant. You paid for it?

Oh, I bet Jim goes, too.

Public TV is bust.

they hung up...

Okay, we're leaving for the hospital at 1:00.

5k means Five kilometers, not 5,000 miles

Pi, that’s irrational!

And as for me and my current romantic life...

God! Watch the nipples, Kevin!

It’s starting…

You never... You don't like them.

I wrote it out. There's a diabetes shot.

Wait Imodium or ex-lax

or my co-workers.

I was able to fix the bug so quickly because I was there during deployment

MICHAEL: Pam? All right, we'll get a card at the hospital

I'm a Catholic.

Well, you're probably dehydrated.

You know what? That's a perfect example

Well, you left the TV on, and your cat is dead.

with the head of

Okay. Wait up. Wait up. Guys, guys, guys. Hold on a sec.

This is Halloween last year.

Usually, I'd have to take a bathroom break halfway through a race like this,

Like a giant buffalo. Or some sort of monster, like something with the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion.