Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not my girlfriend, it's charity.

You're a millionaire movie star with a girlfriend who loves you,

[thunder rumbling]

But now, let's meet our big celebrity.

Oh, you are tied, there's a lag. Congratulations.

and she told me, of course! We're married!

I came to ask you how you were doing

Mia, good work. You saved the show.

they couldn't crop out of a red-carpet shot in US Weekly.

Whoa, guys, this is getting a little heavy, don't we think?

Well, there you are.

And that outstanding individual will receive this pen.

-Now, let's get to work. -[AD] And five, four,

I'm J. goddamn D. goddamn Salinger, and I want rain!

-Did you see the game last night? -No, I don't follow--

I got your pen. That means you respect me.

C, "The best Zachary Quinto movie of all time,"

Surprised you didn't get that one,

Suck a dick dombshits

[audience cheering]

coupled with the retreat of the church from secular life..."

Ah. All right! Here we go.

-Um, correct. -Uh, what?

I thought, "Here's a rube."

You know, like King Tut?