Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yeah, absolutely. -No, it doesn't.
Did something exciting just happen?
[love song playing over speakers]
just to get away from you?
you can risk it all in our Double or Nothing round.
Should we cut to commercial?
I'm sure I'll pick it up. How hard could it be?
Big-nosed Todd wasn't funny, Zombie Todd wasn't funny,
Though I would also agree with C.
Okay, this is it, everybody. Moment of truth.
What you are part of tonight is bigger than you.
No wonder my wife had to write your book for you.
I'll tell you when it's too far. This is my art, goddamn it.
The only way to even the score is if you get to kiss him.
By the way, your girlfriend has a stripper name.
Oh, my God, look at your stupid face.
Hello, I am Mustache Todd. Like regular Todd, but with a mustache.
maybe this celebrity should have studied more-a more-a.
-What is--? -Oh-ho. That sound means
Okay, how do I...?
Todd! Goddamnit, step aside!
You were the second hairdresser's assistant on The Ellen Show
♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪
And we're out. Fifteen seconds, everybody.
[audience laughing]
So resolving everything cleanly in a half-hour is kind of what we do.
Well, if it helps us move past this, I guess...
Someone find out the average rainfall in Bora Bora.
[sighs]
And we're back in five, four, three, two...
[sighs]
♪ Back in the '90s ♪
You want to talk about the time when you, my "good friend," kissed my wife?
What I'm trying to say is, it's a positive bomb.
♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪
But you're my girlfriend and I care about you.
Ladies and gentlemen, we've had some fun with our little celebrity.
Ooh, cool! I love stupid bullshit like this