Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm so glad you're taping this because these guys are legends.

Okay. Let's do this.

Let's just agree that maybe I've seen all of this and that this dream is possible.

- My dicks! My dicks are running away! - [squeaking]

As you know, the science fair next week is a chance to embrace

Ah, here's the Athleta catalog.

♪ I'm reduced to a trembling heap ♪

- Oh, we're just friends. - Uh-oh!

I... I can't. I...

Yes, Steve. I would be honorary to be your friend.

Andrew, let me in! I will not be ignored!

Andrew, what are you doing here?

I don't think that way, I just type that way.

And if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for my date with Missy.

Steve. Look at you all dressed up.

I have been blowing loads since the dawn of time!

He was obsessed,

That part made me uncomfortable.

-Where's Mark McGrath? -Hey, I'm serious.

I'll never forget my first love. Becky Lyman.

This would work a lot better if I had an assistant, but since I don't,

You don't know how far I came.

What-- what is in this?

This is a real trifecta for me.

Uh-oh! She said it again! Saying stuff directly to me! K-cups!

Good night, Andrew.

You asshole! You just ruined my first kiss!

Yeah, and your dick gets hot too. Oh, maybe it's got a fever.

Come on, Missy. Let's go.

Well, that would be-- [muffled retch]

I can't believe you're putting me in the friend zone.

Hot, thick fluids bubbling up from below.

and I think it happened because I am truly excited

That's even worse, Nick, 'cause then we'll date,

if it's not a bother currently, if perhaps you would be my girlfriend?

[muffled] Weren't we supposed to watch volcano movies tonight?