Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [muffled retching] - [squeaking]
♪ I've got a boner in my chest ♪
to join you in this odyssey of inquiry and exploration.
AKA I am not able to sign myself up, AKA I cannot read.
- Sorry for what? - For what I'm about to do.
as the hot lava blasts forth...
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and here's how you're gonna do it.
Me, neither. I don't know about you,
Don't you worry. It was just a tremor, sweetie.
[both] ♪ 'Cause I'm in love ♪
I can't believe I brought you assholes into this sacred space!
Hey, buddy, uh, what the hell are you doing?
How do you like that?
- and then that's a dick. - Wow, I didn't see that coming.
No, you just ruined your first kiss.
Sorry about that. That's the Sanka coming back up.
You want to lie down with me like when people lie down?
the former host of NPR's A Prairie Home Companion.
We just need a third. Like an idiot to make fun of.
- Let's glaze those knuckles, honey. - Okay. Maybe you're right.
[beeping]
He's like a sexy Neanderthal. Jay! Get over here!
I don't get it. Why did you even choose me?
Yeah, lube her up!
Take it all, Keillor. Take it all.
You think I'm special?
Oh, you wanna see it coming? Yeah, give me a sec.
No, no, they are the same and you should tell people that.
Wow.
- Just spending all your time with Missy. - Missy and I just started dating.
Oh, Steve, that's very sweet.
[muffled] Good morning, Andrew.
[gasps] Jessi, can we handle it?
I do.
- [metal clanging] - Fuck!
I wanna touch your penis
♪ Other fat guy, sideways comb ♪
- Oh, God. - Garrison, no!
- I love you too. - And I love pizza.