Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just think about her all the time and my ears get hot--

Why are you freaking out so much?

It's not good to have your friends do your taxes.

and it's the Magnificent Gary.

He's ridiculous, and he's kind of cute, right?

Now that she's my girlfriend, it feels wrong.

It collapsed and had to be surgically repaired.

And now he's out with her, and I'm on a date with my parents.

Oh, thanks, Steve.

[seagulls cawing]

[sniffs] You know, I'm smelling this. This isn't my dick.

Unless you wanna wear the skirt, Matthew, but I think gay and trans are different?

[gulps] Am I okay? Nobody has ever asked me that before.

Good call, 'cause I'm about to shit your pants.

Darling, it's not even real.

No, Jessi. I did it.

Everything's fine, kids. It's just a small tremor.

I am not masturbating from this day forward.

Way to bring up your mom and also spider bites.

What are you saying? That most of the time I'm gonna like girls

you nail on your door to say, "Inside, we fuck."

- Hey, Duke. - Hey! It's Friday night!

- We're doing a fist bump. - Ah.

- [groans] - [rumbling]

Yeah, uh, okay.

Hey, Miss B, how do you spell "love"?

Hey, that's from Seinfeld.

I'll send you some really troubling links.

There's only one way to make you shut up!

Well, obviously, I know the big song.