Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want to be friends.

- Does that mean yes? - Yes, I would like that very much.

[breathless laugh]

[exhales] I'm gonna go to the parking lot

But you haven't jerked off in nearly 36 hours.

Matthew and I will be wearing matching vests and shiny shirts.

If I masturbate to someone else, I'll feel like I'm cheating on Missy.

And I was thinking we should just wear, like, our regular boring clothes, right?

Okay, Steve, you're going to have to learn your letters.

That's what I'm talking about.

- Where's Mark McGrath? - Hey, I'm serious.

I want avocado egg rolls.

Oh, my God. What are you, crazy?

- clog rivers and suffocate entire cities. - That sounds devastating.

All right. There we go, bro, you've got a girlfriend.

- Oh, no. - What's wrong?

Okay, I'll do it, AKA sign me up,

I'm having a panic attack, Nick, currently.

- [cracking] - [electricity crackling]

You sure you don't wanna tell them about your pediatric hemorrhoids?

- You think that? - I do, and I wanted to ask you

But you just put on sunscreen and the sand might stick to you.

he's gonna sue the place, you know, which I thought was extreme, but...

we'd go out with you even if you weren't our son.

You'd go out with a random 12-year old boy?

[chuckles] No, you remind me of my brother.

- Feel his sexlessness! - No, no, no! Aaah!

So let me get this straight.

- Is it moist enough? - It's plenty moist, Missy.

And you're feeling left out?

I'd like that. I'd like that very much.

Hanging out with my parents, science, and my beau.

You like her. You should ask her out.

Yes, it looks very healthy.

Ugh! That sounds so painful.

I get all dizzy, and I don't know if I'm gonna barf or cum in my pants.