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I do not need a sex talk from my stepmother.
Hmm.
Ugh. Cakes.
She would have left him for me anyway.
[scoffs and gulps]
...nity.
[coins jingling]
- You could use some, though. - I really shouldn't.
[scoffs] No.
And that, my friend, is how one returns a gift.
Hmm!
I got married for a goat.
Elfo, I've never said this before, but I can't go all the way.
I'm already cursed enough.
This is delicious!
We got a long journey in the morning. Let's get some shut-eye.
- and I was in love. - Pops!
What?
[distant trumpeting]
[Elfo] It's like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses.
♪ It's a ha ha ha and a hee hee hee ♪
- Where did they go? - Only one place they could have gone.
'cause you are stuck with me for all eter...
- You must leave our humble home! - Get out, praiser.
take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
[inhales]
- [hawk screeches] - [Elfo screaming]
[breathy chuckle]
[Elfo screams]
[Turbish] Ugh.
to watch over us if He, She,
Isn't that... What?
[screams]
I'm kinda not always... happy?
[owl hoots]
[bell tolling]
Mmm. Mmm! Oh!
- An elf. - A magical elf.
[Elfo kissing and moaning]
Ah...
[gate unlocks]
[snoring]