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Ow.
Announcing the King and Queen of Bentwood,
[grunting] Ow!
Busy. We're at war here.
That's right. In fact, your personal demon.
Just because I'm not jolly all the time doesn't make me a weirdo.
What?
I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.
I don't know. Just leave your eggs on the nightstand and get out of there.
I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies And I came out perfect
I don't even have my real mother.
[clears throat] In consultation with Guysbert's grieving parents,
I've never had a nightmare. Is this one?
Yeow!
Times when you really shouldn't are exactly when you really should.
Kissy! What in humping heavens is going on?
Morning, Princess. Care to try my new cure-all?
We won't get tired this time.
I know. I was there.
Before today, we had neither riches nor magic.
groom-to-be, Prince Guysbert of Bentwood.
What's war?
Oh! Pops!
Oh, no.
- But I do have sex with your father. - God, Oona. Ew.
- Morning, Princess! - Lovely day, miss!
of a fabulous faraway kingdom. [sniffles]
and to find a boyfriend who's a great listener.
You do. You do.
[Elfo] Caramel can be a coating, a filling, or a candy unto itself.
It doesn't make any sense!
[choking and struggling]
Hihhi
He's dead.
You're ruining our lives!