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[all screaming]
Ooh! Everybody got shoes.
[Elfo grunts]
I won't even dignify that with an upward glance.
- How about friends? - Uh-uh.
[stammering] I'm just kicking back with my new cat.
- Oh! - Ah!
[whimpers]
You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really, truly happy?
Who needs a mother when you've got bridesmaids?
[fabric tearing]
My Knights of the Zog Table will aid you. Knights!
For centuries, no elf has ever left Elfwood.
[chuckles] Oh, wait, I'm far away.
Okay. Hmm.
Sure, I've done a trick or two. What do you have in mind?
So, we'll need chairs.
- Guards! Guards! - Shh! Shh!
Uh... Hi, I'm Elfo. [chuckles]
Our food is not flavorful,
I wish you guys would help.
- Call. - [crowd gasps]
[Kissy] Oh, yeah.
Lorenzo the First and Bunny.
♪ We work all day and we sing with glee ♪
[growling]
Give me your hand in marriage, Bean.
I told you elves are too light to hang.
It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you're kind of slowing us down.
Please don't open it.
[whistles]
Of course, I... Hey! Where were you?
[crowd gasps]
[muffled grunts]
You gotta be kidding me. Father, you can't make me...
Oooh yeah
I mention because it was difficult for me with the tentacles.
Oh!
♪ We drink all night, uncontrollably ♪
And I came out perfect.
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