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I wanted to make them unlimited and sell them at a lower price point
♪ Time for toys and time for cheer ♪
I am not Darth Vader.
- I see. [CHUCKLES] Yeah. - [CHUCKLES]
Well, you know, relationships are supposed to be painful, right?
'Cause I'm trying to give a nice Christmas
Move. Back to work.
- It will make us stronger. - Yes.
- we have a big pot of chili. - There's chili?
Aah! Isn't it great?
But you know what? Whatever.
[CHUCKLES] Yay!
Look, this is my year, okay?
if you're gonna work under me.
It's a piece of metal from the car that you crushed with the tank.
Attention, everybody! Guys?
Yeah. What do you want me to do? Suppress a primal instinct?
There's someone in front of it.
[EMPLOYEES] Aw!
[CHIMES]
Yes, see... Okay... Look, I...
Dana, text your family. I will get us coffees.
I'm just here for Poppy. She's just so lonely.
Oh, I don't know, because, uh, you don't work here.
David, can I make my holiday remarks now or should I wait till later?
[CHEERING]
You say you're doing it for other people,
- All you two did was get everyone drunk. - Fun.
[SIGHS] Well, again, mine is more of a scheduling issue...
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah... [STAMMERS] Yeah.
- We're doing it for them. - The freakazoids.
- Merry Christmas... - Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Dave.
Oof. This is bleak.
Whatever. You're spending Christmas alone too.
- In New Zealand. [SIGHS] - [BELLS RINGING]
- No, do not donkey kick anything! - Back up.