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I'm just here for Poppy. She's just so lonely.
But you know what? Whatever.
Look, this is my year, okay?
Well, you know, relationships are supposed to be painful, right?
Whatever. You're spending Christmas alone too.
Oh, I don't know, because, uh, you don't work here.
- No, do not donkey kick anything! - Back up.
- We're doing it for them. - The freakazoids.
You say you're doing it for other people,
Yes, see... Okay... Look, I...
Move. Back to work.
David, can I make my holiday remarks now or should I wait till later?
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Dave.
[EMPLOYEES] Aw!
Dana, text your family. I will get us coffees.
- All you two did was get everyone drunk. - Fun.
♪ Time for toys and time for cheer ♪
- Merry Christmas... - Merry Christmas.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah... [STAMMERS] Yeah.
Aah! Isn't it great?
[CHUCKLES] Yay!
I wanted to make them unlimited and sell them at a lower price point
[SIGHS] Well, again, mine is more of a scheduling issue...
'Cause I'm trying to give a nice Christmas
[CHIMES]
Yeah. What do you want me to do? Suppress a primal instinct?
if you're gonna work under me.
Oof. This is bleak.
[CHEERING]
Attention, everybody! Guys?
- In New Zealand. [SIGHS] - [BELLS RINGING]
- I see. [CHUCKLES] Yeah. - [CHUCKLES]
- It will make us stronger. - Yes.
- we have a big pot of chili. - There's chili?
There's someone in front of it.
I am not Darth Vader.
It's a piece of metal from the car that you crushed with the tank.