Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is this gross? [INHALES DEEPLY]
Much like, you know, Emperor Palpatine mentored Darth Vader.
We wanted you to have a proper Christmas.
[BRUNCHING WOMEN GIGGLE]
Wait, wait, wait. Well, hol... David. Don't be like that.
- Step aside, I'm just gonna kick it in. - Wha... You're gonna bust the door down?
♪ Want a plane that loops the loop ♪
- Annoying. - We're trying not to use the A-word.
[AIR HORN BLOWS]
What?
and I'd imagine the perfect Christmas.
[GROANS] Oh, you know, we're just...
What? I bribed him to cheer you up.
I feel foolish.
Over $500,000 in two hours! I knew it!
David, David, you can't say that word, "Christmas."
David says, "Stick your dick in a blender."
Is she gonna hurt me?
that the people we really need to do something for... The employees.
We should go on vacation together.
Yeah. Let's make it snow.
Look at that, guys, huh? That's fun, right? Come on, guys.
Worker! Move.
[CHUCKLES] Are they?
I know, Pop. I know.
That's it, everybody! It's officially Christmas morning!
No! No porn.
Not as delicious as the two mochaccinos I had.
So, great. Fine.
- I... - In fact, I'm gonna donkey kick it.
Merry Christmas.
and we have a beautiful tree.
It was gonna be like a white Christmas theme.
- [SIGHS] - We are singing Christmas carols
Uh, well, it's...
You know, I wanna recreate that feeling of Christmas.
Sometimes when people feel you're trying too hard to please them,
But the point is, we actually did something sweet for one another.
but, um, I decided to stay for Ian
- [CHUCKLES] Now, guys... - [CHEERS]
[JO SIGHS]
- Stop calling them freakazoids. - Why?