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No! No porn.
but, um, I decided to stay for Ian
[GROANS] Oh, you know, we're just...
That's it, everybody! It's officially Christmas morning!
Wait, wait, wait. Well, hol... David. Don't be like that.
But the point is, we actually did something sweet for one another.
Sometimes when people feel you're trying too hard to please them,
[JO SIGHS]
Look at that, guys, huh? That's fun, right? Come on, guys.
You know, I wanna recreate that feeling of Christmas.
So, great. Fine.
Is she gonna hurt me?
- Step aside, I'm just gonna kick it in. - Wha... You're gonna bust the door down?
Is this gross? [INHALES DEEPLY]
David says, "Stick your dick in a blender."
Uh, well, it's...
[CHUCKLES] Are they?
Over $500,000 in two hours! I knew it!
It was gonna be like a white Christmas theme.
and we have a beautiful tree.
Much like, you know, Emperor Palpatine mentored Darth Vader.
- [SIGHS] - We are singing Christmas carols
Merry Christmas.
[BRUNCHING WOMEN GIGGLE]
Not as delicious as the two mochaccinos I had.
What? I bribed him to cheer you up.
♪ Want a plane that loops the loop ♪
- I... - In fact, I'm gonna donkey kick it.
I feel foolish.
and I'd imagine the perfect Christmas.
- Annoying. - We're trying not to use the A-word.
Worker! Move.
David, David, you can't say that word, "Christmas."
I know, Pop. I know.
[AIR HORN BLOWS]
Yeah. Let's make it snow.
that the people we really need to do something for... The employees.
What?
We wanted you to have a proper Christmas.
- [CHUCKLES] Now, guys... - [CHEERS]
- Stop calling them freakazoids. - Why?
We should go on vacation together.