Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't you get a job teaching regular high school?

Girl, look at that body

WILL: Wherever you are,

and everything I'm going to do from this moment on

to ruin pop culture by wiping his woolly behind

I've always loved history.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a stack of

Hold it right there, Sandbacks.

And the award for Best Conjugator goes to

You can take my breath away

My performance?

for tenure just when I'm trying to have a baby!

Hanging out at the beach, I'm in a G-stro

The truth is, I'm ashamed.

Now, guys, uh...

And sting my eyes

You're an excellent co-captain, Becky.

I'll call them my Top Ramen weeks.

to give me that tenure spot.

"to be," but right now what I need to do

What... why'd you stop?

Este agravamiento no me satisface a mi

Makes you sing, makes you cry, makes you laugh.

by the weekend.

but metaphorically, it means

but why are you being so weird and serious?

Principal Figgins is gonna give it to me.

Mr. Shue, what's with the shiny coat?

With texting and IM'ing and Facebooking,

Which, yes, literally means "dwarf,"

remember, Mr. Martinez is here as our guest, okay?

You know what I would do if I was teaching Glee Club?

- But what about NYADA? - It's still going to happen.

it was the only teaching position open at the time.

You gonna get in them stirrups,

Look, I didn't want to put you in

I got passion in my pants

I was in an accident.

I have it with Becky Jackson.

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo

when you started messing with Sue Sylvester's family.

And I can't see this proposal thing as anything else

Este amor llega así de esta manera

That's not fair. Isn't it?