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And that needs to be reflected in here.
So, uh, I invited him to come watch us get our duende on.
he's always risen up and met me with kindness.
Ya-ha-ha-ha-hi!
I am finally ready
Aren't you scared you're making the wrong choice?
Okay, you know what?
Complaints?
Que buenisima la noche ya te enseñe como salga
You're the one who complained to Principal Figgins about me.
their whole lives.
Amor de comprementa
I am getting pregnant, and then I am having a baby.
the rigors of childbirth.
All of nature wild and free
I prayed that the days would last, they went so fast
Roz approached me with some constructive criticism
- Wow. - Come on, man!
You don't even know enough to be embarrassed
I teach Spanish here during the day.
Soy sexy y lo sabes
Yeah, what's the deal with those boots? Because wow.
(cheering and applause)
- Who complained? - I can't tell you that.
is wake up and smell the menopause.
I think they have a football team.
Let's create a safe and supportive environment.
Oh, Santana, because it's long overdue.
Okay, I think I can take care of myself.
Have you seen the news? Budgets are being cut,
And who is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah
It was a beautiful year, everyone.
you won some trophies.
You're messing with adult things here, Santana.
Oh, my God. Hold up.
I won't stop till it's trending.
My first marriage didn't work out because my wife
you've got to turn it around in the class.
(chuckles) Hey, bub,
might not be the best idea in the first place?
Your Spanish lullaby
But you're only one of several teachers
True love chooses you.
Most of you need your GEDs,
Twice a day, you boys stain
- but I'll give it a go. - All right.
I'm going to need a few ounces of your baby gravy
And by the way, I don't need
What are you talking about? What family?
"So You're a Two-Timin' Ho"?
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
Actually, you're in luck
Girl, look at that body
How-how long have you been, uh, working here?
If anything, it makes me want them far more.
I doubt your avian frame could withstand
Hello, everyone.
I'm not sure of the protocol here.
in the comfort and privacy of my own bedroom.
Like dang diggy diggy d-dang a-dang dang
- Trying to tan my cheeks - What?
Do the wiggle, man
Es el maneo, man
Will you please remove that enormous sombrero
Emma, I'm sorry.
many Latin friends.
Come on, guys!
The girls be looking, like, "Ahi esta"
Don't get down on me about this, dude.
This is my point.
I have decided to have a child.
I have dreams for a huge life
I, however, am an Olympian.
Diggy diggy diggy d-dang a-dang dang
Hey! Muchas gracias.